Episode 17.11
March 17

Gordon: I'm waiting for the Pocket Protector Shoot.
Chico: How about the Coke glasses... and the shirt that says "I'm Half Cylon"... wait, that was season 1 of Canada's Next Top Model. My bad.
Gordon: Hey Chico, did you know that baseball rotisserie leagues are starting.
Chico: That I know.
Gordon: Did you know that I'm in the middle of a draft right now?
Chico: That...I didn't know.
Gordon: Speaking of that, it's time for 'Welcome to Hollywood'. We take people who hasn't been on a game show and see if we want to cast them - and if so, where. Think of this as the Baseball Draft for game shows. We start with...

Dick Vitale. He's full of energy, which is what we need from contestants. You got a spot for him?

Chico: He's full of energy. He knows sports. He says "baby" a lot. Put him on Pros vs. Joes.
Gordon: As a contestant? You want him splattered all over by the lawn by Kurt Angle?
Chico: ... yes. Yes I do As much crap as he talks about Carolina.
Gordon: It would be fun, wouldn't it? But there's a better play. I could see him being called down to The Price is Right Stage on Studio 33. You agree?
Chico: Yes. You know, I can see him jumping up and down uncontrollably.
Gordon: I could see it. Next one...

Alec Baldwin

Gordon: In honor of recently fired brother Stephen, one of the Baldwins who hasn't been on a reality show.
Chico: I got one... Celebrity Says. Make the subject of the final round "Your brothers?" How many Baldwins ARE there?
Gordon: Alec, Daniel, Wliiam, Stephen, and sisters Jane and Elizabeth. If Alec sits out, you have...The Baldwin Family....Ready to go on Family Feud!
Chico: OR you have a week's worth of Poker After Dark shows.
Gordon: If they all played poker, then you got an all-Baldwin episode
Chico: Plus.. Corporate synergy. 30 Rock... also on NBC.
Gordon: That would work, then. Next up....

Frank...'The Other Frank'...who was 'The Other Man' on The Moment of Truth

Chico: The Bachelor. Watch him ruin another woman's life on national television.
Gordon: I'm sort of thinking the apt punishment would be for all of us to see his life for a few months in the Big Brother house.
Chico: That's punishment enough, having to WATCH.
Gordon: You know you want to see him eating slop
Chico: If it means asphyxiating... yes.
Gordon: Send him to the hospital. Next one...

Paris Hilton

Chico: The Apprentice. I want to see how she looks when she finally breaks.
Gordon: You don't want her on The Bachelorette? The worst of 2 entities combined?
Chico: I guess I like seeing the privileged suffer. Bachelorette... too easy...
Gordon: Fair enough. I wouldn't mind seeing her as one of the contestants as Farmer Wants a Wife either. Next one...

Elliot Spitzer. How can you not include him here this week?

Chico: Moment of Truth. That was too easy.
Gordon: You have to have Elliot on Moment of Truth.
Chico: I want to see him squirm.
Gordon: And just because we here at WLTI believe in equality...

Ashley Alexandra Dupre.. AKA..."Kristen"

Chico: The "other woman"
Gordon: The Lady of the Evening. How do you think she'd look as Top Model?
Chico: ... she'd work. Would she work as "America's Most Smartest Model?"
Gordon: I was thinking more like a model on Project Runway - or even as a Beauty on Beauty and the Geek.
Chico: I can see her caption now.. "Hoore."
Gordon: She could definitely be up there as America's Smartest Model. She's got a lot of work ahead of her if she gets a great agent.
Chico: We're available. NEXT?
Gordon: Last one...and it's a 2fer

North Carolina Coach Roy Williams...and Duke Coach Mike K (and no, I'm not going to even attempt to spell it).

Chico: K-R-Z-Y-Z-E-W-S-K-Y.
Gordon: Spelled like a True Duke Fan :D
Chico: Shut. Up. Duel. We have the Coach of the #1 College Ball team in the nation... and Coach K.
Chico: Let's DUEL! Prove to the world one thing.. Duke basketball... OVERRATED.
Gordon: And Mike Greenberg as the host - that's TV Magic.
Chico: That's an ESPN fan's wet dream.
Gordon: It is - only to be topped by North Carolina as the first #1 seed to be knocked off by a #16 seed.
Chico: That's YOUR wet dream. And Bai Ling is watching. We're done with this segment. It's time to finish big. We better take one more break.

(Brought by Grizzlebees March Madness Lunch! Complete With TemptaWon Ton Soup for an appetizer, a Pros Vs. Joembalaya With CrossWorcestshire Sauce for Lunch, and Amne$ia Ambrosia topped with Girlicorice. Grizzlebees - You'll wish you had less fun!)

Chico: Forever, baby. Okay, running out of time, so we're going to get to the Big Finish! Survivor. Who's next?
Gordon: One oldie down, 2 to go. Bye Kathy.
Chico: Hopefully Tracy'll stay around for a while. Serious MILFage. Idol. Who's next?
Gordon: Let's continue with names which begin with a K. Kristy Lee will miss the tour.
Chico: Let's hope.
Gordon: Dancing With the Stars - any surprises?
Chico: Nope. Not yet at least. We're going to have the best looking lady of the bunch... and she's going to be gone within three week
Gordon: And Million* Dollar~ Winners*~ This week?
Chico: Not this week. We've got basketball! We also got mail.
Gordon: Yay mail! Who do we got?
Chico: First up, our good friend Tammy Warner. Thanks, Tammy!

Chico: No we didn't know, and thank you for the tip... Gordon? A moment? *removes hat*

(silence)

Gordon: Thank you
Chico: One more mail from Pierre Kelly...

Chico: Thanks, Pierre. As much as we want this to be the second coming of the Screen Savers... it isn't. Also, I do agree that the current set... way too bland. If we can have a happy medium between suburban house and Playmania loft party... then maybe we have something.
Gordon: And the other thing - If you give out a prize every 15 minutes, it means you need to have a budget for it. It's apparent that GSN went to the El Cheapo school of design for this show.
Chico: Oh yeah
Gordon: I think if the get enough texters, they will have more prizes.
Chico: Until we get our money back, though, we takes what we gets when we gets it. And that's what we have about THAT. Although it's good to see the legends. It's always good to see the legends. We would not be doing what we do were it not for the legends, and I think in 2008 for one of the top 20 shows in primetime to be "The Price Is Right"... it says something. Sounds about right, doesn't it?
Gordon: Yes it does
Chico: Alrighty. So that's going to do it for the mailbag this week. We've said it before. We'll say it again. This show is based on contact. You mail us at wlti@gameshownewsnet.com or visit myspace.com/wltiongsnn... and we give you dap. It's fun. Next time.. we were made for dancing. Until then, he's Gordon Pepper. I'm Chico Alexander. The show is We Love to Interrupt... Game over... and spread the love.
Gordon: And the NCAA March Madness Sheets.