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Battle 208: Aubrey
O'Day Season Finale
June 24
Once more into the breach. Grab a chair,
they're going fast.
The object of the game is simple: when
the music starts, the players will have to run around a track of three
obstacles. Every time they complete an obstacle, they will cross a money
line. When the music stops, they have to complete the obstacle they are
on and then head to a bridge obstacle to one of the chairs awaiting on
Chair Island. If you are caught without a chair, you are OUT. Each chair
has a secret cash amount that will be revealed at the end of a round.
That amount will be added to the cash you won on the track. If you have
the least amount of cash at the end of a round, you are OUT. Last one
sitting keeps all the money.
We should mention that there are three
things that will get you disqualified: bypassing an obstacle, contact above the neck, and pushing from behind on the track.
Enforcing tonight: ... hi, Lauren
Gilmore. How ya doing?
1) Nina
Nerd Alert |
2) Jason
Shredy Prinze Jr. |
3) Laura
Manli-Cure |
4) Jason
Major Wiggles |
5) Kelsey
Malibu, CA
Malibu Blondie |
6) Tim
Beaverton, OR
Bald N Beautiful |
7) Roxy
Roxy Balboa |
8) John
Jurassic Bark |
9) Jessica
Cleveland
The Squeal Deal |
10) Andy
Mr. Rent-a-Car |
11) Sylvia
San Diego
America's Genius |
12) Josh
The Sommelier |
FIRST BLOOD: Round of 12
OBSTACLES: Briar Patch, Ice Breaker,
Shockwave
MUSIC: "Hit the Lights" by Jay Sean
MONEY LINE: $150 per obstacle.
CHAIRS: 10
BRIDGES: Corkscrew, Revolver, Love Triangle
MAX MONEY: $5000
ELIMINATED: Sylvia, Jason
SIT LIST 1:
- Jason: $900 + $5000 = $5900
- Andy: $750 + $2000 = $2750
- Roxy: $750 + $1000 = $1750
- Nina: $900 + $550 = $1450
- Josh: $750 + $700 = $1450
- Tim: $900 + $500 = $1400
- Jessica: $600 + $750 = $1350
- John: $1200 + $50 = $1250
- Laura: $600 + $300 = $900
- Kelsey: $600 + $100 = $700 (MALIBU BEACHED!)
WATER WORKS: Round of 9
OBSTACLES: Angry Shower, Car Wash, Hose
Down
MUSIC: "Bad Romance" by Lady Gaga
MONEY LINE: $200 per obstacle.
CHAIRS: 8
BRIDGES: Blo-Hole, Deadly Dive, Holey Sit
MAX MONEY: $5000
ELIMINATED: Josh
SIT LIST 2:
- Andy: $1200 + $5000 = $6200
- Jessica: $1400 + $2000 = $3400
- Jason: $2200 + $1000 = $3200
- Tim: $2200 + $550 = $2750
- John: $2400 + $100 = $2500
- Nina: $1800 + $700 = $2500
- Roxy: $1200 + $150 = $1350
- Laura: $800 + $250 = $1050 (DECLAWED!)
Jason leads with $9100 to Andy's $8950.
SLIPPERY SLOPES: Round of 7
OBSTACLES: Crazy Climber, Slick Zone,
Drop N' Roll
MUSIC: "Automatic" by Aubrey O'Day
MONEY LINE: $250 per obstacle.
CHAIRS: 6
BRIDGES: The Swinger, Hammerhead, Twisted Twister
MAX MONEY: $10,000
ELIMINATED: Nina. Awwww...
SIT LIST 3:
- Jessica: $1500 + $10,000 = $11,500
- Tim: $2000 + $2000 = $4000
- Jason: $2000 + $1000 = $3000
- John: $2750 + $150 = $2900
- Roxy: $2000 + $600 = $2600
- Andy: $1750 + $200 = $1900 (PUSHED BY TANIKA!)
Jessica takes the lead with $16,250 to
Jason's $12,100.
ATTACK OF THE OBSTACLES: Round of 5
OBSTACLES: Laundromat, Blender, Wedgie
MUSIC: "Magic" by B.o.B featuring Rivers Cuomo
MONEY LINE: $300 per obstacle.
CHAIRS: 4
BRIDGES: THREE Leaps of Faith
MAX MONEY: $10,000
ELIMINATED: From first to worst, Jessica.
SIT LIST 4:
- Jason: $1500 + $10,000 = $11,500
- Roxy: $1200 + $2000 = $3200
- John: $600 + $1500 = $2100
- Tim: $600 + $250 = $850 (TRIMMED!)
Jason leads going into Chair Mountain
with $23,600. Roxy & John have $8900 and $8750 respectively. But it's
still anyone's chair.
CHAIR MOUNTAIN: Final Race!
For season 2, Chair Mountain hits back.
It has sweeper arms, a giant sweeper on top, and pop up props along the
side.
OBSTACLES: Frostbite, Summit, Strainer
MUSIC: "Va Va Voom" by Nicki Minaj
MONEY LINE: $1500 per obstacle.
CHAIRS: 1
BRIDGES: swim to Chair Mountain
It's simple here. The first one to get on
the chair at the top of Chair Mountain wins all of the money they
banked.
All three on this mountain... and Roxy is
waiting... and getting smacked. Jason, on the other hand, is leading the
charge... He's stuck on the arm! And he's swung off the mountain! It's
all John now... AND IT'S JOHN! HE WINS $23,750 as the LAST MAN SITTING!
... and that's the last chair of season
2. You don't have to go home, but you gotta get the hell up outta
here... PEACE OUT!
To watch this episode online, go to
cwtv.com/ohsit.
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