Battle 201: Gin
Wigmore
April 15
Remember the game with obstacles, money
lines, a house band, and an island of chairs that can be worth up to
$50,000 or more? They're BAAAAACK!
The object of the game is simple: when
the music starts, the players will have to run around a track of three
obstacles. Every time they complete an obstacle, they will cross a money
line. When the music stops, they have to complete the obstacle they are
on and then head to a bridge obstacle to one of the chairs awaiting on
Chair Island. If you are caught without a chair, you are OUT. Each chair
has a secret cash amount that will be revealed at the end of a round.
That amount will be added to the cash you won on the track. If you have
the least amount of cash at the end of a round, you are OUT. Last one
sitting keeps all the money.
We should mention that there are four
things that will get you disqualified: bypassing an obstacle, contact above the neck, contact
with intent to harm, and pushing from behind on the track.
1) Willard
Captain Chunks |
2) Ashley
Bacon Bit |
3) Jayson
The Brazilian |
4) Janette
Spice Rack |
5) Blane
Untz-Untz-Untz |
6) Ashlee
Body Shots |
7) Jake
Dancey Pants |
8) Brittney
Strong Thong |
9) Lateef
LaBeef |
10) Bobbie
Pain Cave |
11) David
Matzoh Ball |
12) Heather
Mixed Nut |
FIRST BLOOD: Round of 12
OBSTACLES: Briar Patch, Ice Breaker,
Boneyard
MUSIC: "Eye on It" by tobyMac
MONEY LINE: $150 per obstacle.
CHAIRS: 10
BRIDGES: Corkscrew, Revolver, Love Triangle
MAX MONEY: $5000
Eliminated: WILLARD, DAVID
SIT LIST 1:
- JAKE: $600 + $5000 = $5600
- JANETTE: $600 + $2000 = $2600
- BLANE: $750 + $1000 = $1750
- JAYSON: $900 + $550 = $1450
- BOBBIE: $600 + $750 = $1350
- ASHLEE: $600 + $700 = $1300
- LATEEF: $750 + $500 = $1250
- HEATHER: $600 + $300 = $900
- ASHLEY: $750 + $50 = $800
- BRITTNEY: $450 + $100 = $550 (OUT)
WATER WORKS: Round of 9
OBSTACLES: Angry Shower, Car Wash, Hose
Down
MUSIC: "Man Like That" by Gin Wigmore
MONEY LINE: $200 per obstacle.
CHAIRS: 8
BRIDGES: Blo-Hole, Deadly Dive, Holey Sit
MAX MONEY: $5000
Eliminated: ASHLEY
SIT LIST 2:
- BLANE: $1200 + $5000 = $6200
- JAKE: $1200 + $2000 = $3200
- JAYSON: $2200 + $700 = $2900
- JANETTE: $800 + $1000 = $1800
- LATEEF: $1200 + $550 = $1750
- ASHLEE: $1400 + $250 = $1650
- HEATHER: $1400 + $150 = $1550
- BOBBIE: $1200 + $100 = $1350 (OUT)
So far, Jake has the most cash, $8800 to
Blane's $7950.
SLIPPERY SLOPES: Round of 7
OBSTACLES: Crazy Climber, Slick Zone,
Drop & Roll
MUSIC: "Bubblegum Bitch" by Marina & the Diamond
MONEY LINE: $250 per obstacle.
CHAIRS: 6
BRIDGES: Arch Enemy, Hammer Head, Twisted Twister
MAX MONEY: $10,000
Eliminated: HEATHER
SIT LIST 3:
- JANETTE: $1250 + $10,000 = $11,250
- BLANE: $1500 + $5000 = $6200
- JAYSON: $2000 + $2000 = $4000
- LATEEF: $1500 + $1000 = $2500
- JAKE: $1500 + $200 = $1700
- ASHLEE: $1500 + $150 = $1650 (OUT)
After three races, it's Janette's $15,650, Jake's $11,150, and Blane's
$9650.
ATTACK OF THE OBSTACLES: Round of 5
OBSTACLES: Laundromat, Blender, Wedgie
MUSIC: "Wild Ones" by Flo Rida featuring Sia
MONEY LINE: $300 per obstacle.
CHAIRS: 4
BRIDGES: Scorpion, Barracuda, Leap of Faith
MAX MONEY: $10,000
Eliminated: LATEEF
SIT LIST 4:
- JAKE: $2100 + $10,000 = $12,100
- JAYSON: $2100 + $2000 = $4100
- JANETTE: $1500 + $1000 = $2500
- BLANE: $1200 + $250 = $1450 (OUT)
Going into the final race, it's Jake in
the lead with $23,250, Janette with $18,150, and Jayson at $12,450
CHAIR MOUNTAIN: Final Race!
For season 2, Chair Mountain hits back.
It has sweeper arms, a giant sweeper on top, and pop up props along the
side.
OBSTACLES: Frostbite, Summit, Strainer
MUSIC: "Live While We're Young" by One Direction
MONEY LINE: $1500 per obstacle.
CHAIRS: 1
BRIDGES: swim to Chair Mountain
It's simple here. The first one to get on
the chair at the top of Chair Mountain wins all of the money they
banked.
Janette has to be pulled out of the
water, leaving two... but it's...
WINNER:... JAKE ($25,250)! In one of the
wildest finishes in the eight-month history of this show!
New episode next week. We'll save a seat
for you.
To watch this episode online, go to
cwtv.com/ohsit.
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