Battle 208: Luciana
Plant your sorry behind in front of the
TV and take a seat. It could be worth thousands of dollars!
The object of the game is simple: when
the music starts, the players will have to run around a track of three
obstacles. Every time they complete an obstacle, they will cross a money
line. When the music stops, they have to complete the obstacle they are
on and then head to a bridge obstacle to one of the chairs awaiting on
Chair Island. If you are caught without a chair, you are OUT. Each chair
has a secret cash amount that will be revealed at the end of a round.
That amount will be added to the cash you won on the track. If you have
the least amount of cash at the end of a round, you are OUT. Last one
sitting keeps all the money.
We should mention that there are three
things that will get you disqualified: bypassing an obstacle, contact above the neck, and pushing from behind on the track.
Enforcing tonight: again... my future
wife, head ref Cat...
Guy Gone Wild
I Love Money
FIRST BLOOD: Round of 12
OBSTACLES: Briar Patch, Ice Breaker,
MUSIC: "Always Summer" by Yellowcard
MONEY LINE: $150 per obstacle.
BRIDGES: Corkscrew, Revolver, Love Triangle
MAX MONEY: $5000
ELIMINATED: Harvey, Budd
SIT LIST 1:
- Alyson: $1200 + $5000 = $6200
- Sean: $1350 + $2000 = $3350
- Janeshia: $1200 + $1000 = $2200
- Ashley: $1200 + $750 = $1950
- David: $1350 + $550 = $1900
- Roxan: $1200 + $500 = $1700
- Alvin: $1350 + $100 = $1450
- Sam: $1350 + $50 = $1400
- Graciella: $900 + $700 = $1600
- Chelsea: $900 + $300 = $1200 (DROPPED OUT!)
BUT we have two injuries to report.
Alyssa (hand) and Doug (ankle) are done for the day. Kelly will come
back, BUT the other racers will not return. Madison because of an ankle
injury and Vika... because she's scared. That leaves a spot open for an
alternate. Meet... #12 Alistair (New Guy).
WATER WORKS: Round of 9
OBSTACLES: Angry Shower, Car Wash, Hose
MUSIC: "Turn Me On" by David Guetta featuring Nicki Minaj
MONEY LINE: $200 per obstacle.
BRIDGES: Blo-Hole, Deadly Dive, Holey Sit
MAX MONEY: $5000
SIT LIST 2:
- Roxan: $1400 + $5000 = $6400
- Sam: $1600 + $2000 = $3600
- Alvin: $1200 + $1000 = $2200
- Sean: $1600 + $550 = $2150
- Alyson: $1400 + $700 = $2100
- Janeshia: $1000 + $250 = $1250
- Ashley: $1000 + $100 = $1100 (OUT
Alyson leads with $8300 to Roxan's $8100.
SLIPPERY SLOPES: Round of 7
OBSTACLES: Crazy Climber, Slick Zone,
Drop N' Roll
MUSIC: "I Like That" by Luciana featuring Richard Vission & Static
MONEY LINE: $250 per obstacle.
BRIDGES: Arch Enemy, Hammerhead, Twisted Twister
MAX MONEY: $10,000
Janeshia needs the lifeguards to get out
the moat, while grabbing her knee. So she's medically DQed.
SIT LIST 3:
- Roxan: $1500 + $10,000 = $11,500
- Alyson: $1250 + $2000 = $3250
- Sam: $2250 + $1000 = $3250
- David: $2000 + $600 = $2600
- Alvin: $2000 + $150 = $2150
- Sean: $1750 + $200 = $1950 (SHEATHED!)
Roxan has the lead with $19,600 with
ATTACK OF THE OBSTACLES: Round of 5
OBSTACLES: Laundromat, Blender, Wedgie
MUSIC: "Born 2 Run" by 7Lions
MONEY LINE: $300 per obstacle.
BRIDGES: Fishtail, Barracuda, Leap of Faith
MAX MONEY: $10,000
ELIMINATED: Roxan. This race has just
been blown wide open.
SIT LIST 4:
- David: $1500 + $10,000 = $11,500
- Alvin: $1500 + $2000 = $3500
- Sam: $1500 + $1000 = $2500
- Alyson: $1200 + $200 = $1400 (SQUIRT GUN
Going into Chair Mountain...David with
$17,550. Sam with $10,750. Alvin with $9300.
CHAIR MOUNTAIN: Final Race!
For season 2, Chair Mountain hits back.
It has sweeper arms, a giant sweeper on top, and pop up props along the
OBSTACLES: Frostbite, Summit, Strainer
MUSIC: "Hair" by Lady Gaga
MONEY LINE: $1500 per obstacle.
BRIDGES: swim to Chair Mountain
It's simple here. The first one to get on
the chair at the top of Chair Mountain wins all of the money they
And it's all Guy Gone Wild all day. Sam
is the LAST MAN SITTING to win $24,250!
And that'll do it for this week. More
next week. Save a seat for you.
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