Battle 206: Taryn
Manning
May 20
90210's gone, America. You get another
hour of spinning furniture.
Enforcing tonight: head ref and
professional head-locker Ty Rush
1) Lauren
Cow Tipper
Valley Center, KS |
2) Jacob
Complete D-Bag |
3) Liz
Laguna Beyotch
Orange County, CA |
4) Michael
Nutcracker |
5) Marlyse
Human Trampoline |
6) Jeff
Himbo |
7) Morgan
Walk of Shame |
8) Brian
Red Pom Pom |
9) Lauren
Saddle Bags |
10) Mingo
God's Gift |
11) Anna
Moscow Mule |
12) Steve
Dumbledork |
FIRST BLOOD: Round of 12
OBSTACLES: Briar Patch, Ice Breaker,
Boneyard
MUSIC: "Let Us Hear Your Voice" by Pennywise
MONEY LINE: $150 per obstacle.
CHAIRS: 10
BRIDGES: Corkscrew, Revolver, Love Triangle
MAX MONEY: $5000
Sean did a little shovey shove on the
track. Morgan also avoided the Ice Breaker entirely after the music
stopped. We'll follow up on both probable infarctions.
Eliminated: STEVE, MARLYSE
SIT LIST 1:
- LIZ: $1050 + $5000 = $6050
- ANNA: $1050 + $2000 = $3050
- JACOB: $1200 + $1000 = $2200
- MICHAEL: $1050 + $750 = $1800
- #1 LAUREN: $1050 + $700 = $1750
- JEFF: $1350 + $300 = $1650
- MORGAN: $900 + $550 = $1450
- BRIAN: $900 + $500 = $1400
- MINGO: $1050 + $100 = $1150
- #9 LAUREN: $1050 + $50 = $1100 (OUT!)
WATER WORKS: Round of 9
OBSTACLES: Angry Shower, Car Wash, Hose
Down
MUSIC: "Love Drunk" by Boys Like Girls
MONEY LINE: $200 per obstacle.
CHAIRS: 8
BRIDGES: Blo-Hole, Deadly Dive, Holey Sit
MAX MONEY: $5000
Eliminated: MORGAN
SIT LIST 2:
- LIZ: $800 + $5000 = $5800
- BRIAN: $1200 + $2000 = $3200
- MINGO: $1200 + $1000 = $2200
- JEFF: $1400 + $700 = $2100
- ANNA: $1000 + $550 = $1550
- JACOB: $1200 + $100 = $1300
- MICHAEL: $1000 + $250 = $1250
- #1 LAUREN: $800 + $150 = $950 (OUT!)
Liz is batting 1000 with $11,850, no one
else even close.
SLIPPERY SLOPES: Round of 7
OBSTACLES: Crazy Climber, Slick Zone,
Drop & Roll
MUSIC: "The Wreckoning" by Taryn Manning (Boomkat)
MONEY LINE: $250 per obstacle.
CHAIRS: 6
BRIDGES: Arch Enemy, Hammerhead, Twisted Twister
MAX MONEY: $10,000
Eliminated: LIZ. All that money is going
away.
SIT LIST 3:
- ANNA: $1250 + $10,000 = $11,250
- MICHAEL: $1500 + $2000 = $3500
- MINGO: $1500 + $1000 = $2500
- JEFF: $1500 + $600 = $2100
- JACOB: $1750 + $200 = $1950
- BRIAN: $1500 + $150 = $1650 (OUT!)
Your new leader... ANNA with $15,850 to
Michael's $6550.
ATTACK OF THE OBSTACLES: Round of 5
OBSTACLES: Laundromat, Blender, Wedgie
MUSIC: "Pound the Alarm" by Nicki Minaj
MONEY LINE: $300 per obstacle.
CHAIRS: 4
BRIDGES: Fishtail, Barracuda, Leap of Faith
MAX MONEY: $10,000
Eliminated: ANNA.... and more money goes
bye-bye. As does a cute Russian.
SIT LIST 4:
- JACOB: $2400 + $10,000 = $12,400
- MINGO: $2400 + $2000 = $4400
- JEFF: $2400 + $1000 = $3400
- MICHAEL: $2100 + 250 = $2350 (OUT!)
Going into Chair Mountain...Jacob the
d-bag leads with $18,950 to Mingo's $10,250 and Jeff's $9250. If history
is any indication, we won't see Jacob on top of Chair Mountain. We hope.
CHAIR MOUNTAIN: Final Race!
For season 2, Chair Mountain hits back.
It has sweeper arms, a giant sweeper on top, and pop up props along the
side.
OBSTACLES: Frostbite, Summit, Strainer
MUSIC: "Can't Stop Me" by Afrojack & Shermanology
MONEY LINE: $1500 per obstacle.
CHAIRS: 1
BRIDGES: swim to Chair Mountain
It's simple here. The first one to get on
the chair at the top of Chair Mountain wins all of the money they
banked.
Jeff and Jacob are fighting their way
(with each other) onto the mountain face. Jacob is taking it slow and
steady... and it looks like he's going to ... make it! Winner, JACOB! He
has $28,350, but judging from the ratings, no women will be calling you
on account of this appearance.
Next time, another 12 people and another
$50,000 PLUS just for planting your keyster in the right chair. We'll
save a seat for you.
To watch this episode online, go to
cwtv.com/ohsit.
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