Battle 205: The
Plant your sorry behind in front of the
TV and take a seat. It could be worth thousands of dollars!
The object of the game is simple: when
the music starts, the players will have to run around a track of three
obstacles. Every time they complete an obstacle, they will cross a money
line. When the music stops, they have to complete the obstacle they are
on and then head to a bridge obstacle to one of the chairs awaiting on
Chair Island. If you are caught without a chair, you are OUT. Each chair
has a secret cash amount that will be revealed at the end of a round.
That amount will be added to the cash you won on the track. If you have
the least amount of cash at the end of a round, you are OUT. Last one
sitting keeps all the money.
We should mention that there are three
things that will get you disqualified: bypassing an obstacle, contact above the neck, and pushing from behind on the track.
Enforcing tonight: head ref and my future
wife Cat Conti.
Super Weird Guy
FIRST BLOOD: Round of 12
OBSTACLES: Briar Patch, Ice Breaker,
MUSIC: "Breathe You In" by Papa Roach
MONEY LINE: $150 per obstacle.
BRIDGES: Corkscrew, Revolver, Love Triangle
MAX MONEY: $5000
Sean did a little shovey shove on the
track. Morgan also avoided the Ice Breaker entirely after the music
stopped. We'll follow up on both probable infarctions.
Eliminated: ADRIENNE, NATALIE
SIT LIST 1:
- SEAN: $1050 + $5000 = $6050
- AMANDA: $750 + $2000 = $2750
- FREDDIE: $1050 + $1000 = $2050
- NATAN: $1050 + $750 = $1800
- MORGAN: $900 + $700 = $1600
- SHANE: $1050 + $500 = $1550
- EVAN: $1200 + $300 = $1500
- LAUREN: $750 + $550 = $1300
- CHRISTINA: $900 + $50 = $950
- DEVIN: $750 + $100 = $850
And here's Cat with the punishment hand.
#11 Morgan gets dinged for not engaging the Ice Breaker. Take a swim,
Curly, you've been DISQUALIFIED!
Over the break, Natan yacked. That's what
happens when you play Extreme Musical Chairs. He is well enough to
WATER WORKS: Round of 9
OBSTACLES: Angry Shower, Car Wash, Hose
MUSIC: "Down for Whatever" by Kelly Rowland featuring the .WAVs
MONEY LINE: $200 per obstacle.
BRIDGES: Blo-Hole, Deadly Dive, Holey Sit
MAX MONEY: $5000
SIT LIST 2:
- EVAN: $1000 + $5000 = $6000
- SHANE: $1000 + $2000 = $3000
- SEAN: $800 + $700 = $1500
- LAUREN: $400 + $1000 = $1400
- DEVIN: $600 + $550 = $1150
- CHRISTINA: $800 + $250 = $1050
- FREDDIE: $800 + $100 = $900
- NATAN: $600 + $150 = $750 (OUT!)
So it's Evan's $7500 versus Sean's $7550.
Close one at the top.
SLIPPERY SLOPES: Round of 7
OBSTACLES: Crazy Climber, Slick Zone,
Drop & Roll
MUSIC: "Love Like Woe" by The Ready Set
MONEY LINE: $250 per obstacle.
BRIDGES: The Swinger, Hammerhead, Twisted Twister
MAX MONEY: $10,000
Eliminated: LAUREN. Her cah gets pahked.
Stay Boston Strong.
SIT LIST 3:
- CHRISTINA: $1750 + $10,000 = $11,750
- SEAN: $2250 = $2000 = $4250
- FREDDIE: $2750 + $1000 = $3750
- EVAN: $3000 + $200 = $3200
- SHANE: $2250 + $600 = $2850
- DEVIN: $1500 + $150 = $1650 (OUT!)
Christina's at the top with $13,750 to
Sean's $11,800 and Evan's $10,700.
ATTACK OF THE OBSTACLES: Round of 5
OBSTACLES: Laundromat, Blender, Wedgie
MUSIC: "Get It Started" by Pitbull featuring Shakira
MONEY LINE: $300 per obstacle.
BRIDGES: Fishtail, Barracuda, Leap of Faith
MAX MONEY: $10,000
On the leap of faith, Lili drags Caleb's
shirt to throw him into the water... only to be told to GO BACK! Turns
out she fell in more than waist deep into the pool so...
SIT LIST 4:
- EVAN: $2700 + $10,000 = $12,700
- SEAN: $2700 + $2000 = $4700
- FREDDIE: $3000 + $250 = $3250
- CHRISTINA: $1800 + $1000 = $2800 (OUT!)
Going into Chair Mountain...Sean has
$16,950, Evan has $23,400, and Freddie has $9950.
CHAIR MOUNTAIN: Final Race!
For season 2, Chair Mountain hits back.
It has sweeper arms, a giant sweeper on top, and pop up props along the
OBSTACLES: Frostbite, Summit, Strainer
MUSIC: "Howl" by the Gaslight Anthem
MONEY LINE: $1500 per obstacle.
BRIDGES: swim to Chair Mountain
It's simple here. The first one to get on
the chair at the top of Chair Mountain wins all of the money they
banked. And since this is a couples show, they get to split it with
their significant other.
Sean is first to the mountain. Evan is
second. Freddie... is the first to get knocked off. He takes advantage
by sucker-punching Evan. But it's Evan vs. Sean for the chair... and
it's EVAN! HE'S THE LAST ONE SITTING! He ends up with a total of...
But we have more sit coming at you, so
... COURTESY FLUSH!
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