Battle 204: 7Lions
Plant your sorry behind in front of the
TV and take a seat. It could be worth thousands of dollars!
The object of the game is simple: when
the music starts, the players will have to run around a track of three
obstacles. Every time they complete an obstacle, they will cross a money
line. When the music stops, they have to complete the obstacle they are
on and then head to a bridge obstacle to one of the chairs awaiting on
Chair Island. If you are caught without a chair, you are OUT. Each chair
has a secret cash amount that will be revealed at the end of a round.
That amount will be added to the cash you won on the track. If you have
the least amount of cash at the end of a round, you are OUT. Last one
sitting keeps all the money.
We should mention that there are three
things that will get you disqualified: bypassing an obstacle, contact above the neck, and pushing from behind on the track.
Enforcing tonight: head ref Lauren
Lil' Drummer Boi
FIRST BLOOD: Round of 12
OBSTACLES: Briar Patch, Ice Breaker,
MUSIC: "One Light" by 3 Doors Down
MONEY LINE: $150 per obstacle.
BRIDGES: Corkscrew, Revolver, Love Triangle
MAX MONEY: $5000
Eliminated: ARIENNE, JENNIFER
SIT LIST 1:
- SUSAN: $600 + $5000 = $5600
- QUENNA: $600 + $2000 = $2600
- MARCIA: $750 + $1000 = $1750
- MICHAEL: $1050 + $700 = $1750
- IVAN: $900 + $750 = $1650
- JORDAN: $900 + $500 = $1400
- LANCE: $900 + $300 = $1200
- CALEB: $1050 + $100 = $1150
- LILI: $600 + $550 = $1150
- TONY: $900 + $50 = $950 (OUT!)
WATER WORKS: Round of 9
OBSTACLES: Angry Shower, Car Wash, Hose
MUSIC: "Hangover" by Taio Cruz
MONEY LINE: $200 per obstacle.
BRIDGES: Blo-Hole, Deadly Dive, Holey Sit
MAX MONEY: $5000
SIT LIST 2:
- IVAN: $1600 + $5000 = $6600
- LILI: $1000 + $2000 = $3000
- CALEB: $2600 + $250 = $2850
- MICHAEL: $2000 + $700 = $2700
- MARCIA: $1400 + $1000 = $2400
- JORDAN: $2000 + $100 = $2100
- LANCE: $1800 + $150 = $1950
- QUENNA: $1000 + $550 = $1550 (OUT!)
So now that the top two from Race 1 are
gone, that leaves Ivan in the lead with $8250. followed by Michael and
Lili with $4450 and $4150 respectively
SLIPPERY SLOPES: Round of 7
OBSTACLES: Crazy Climber, Slick Zone,
Drop & Roll
MUSIC: "Taking Over" by 7Lions
MONEY LINE: $250 per obstacle.
BRIDGES: The Swinger, Hammer Head, Twisted Twister
MAX MONEY: $10,000
Eliminated: MARCIA. Goodbye, Sailor!
SIT LIST 3:
- MICHAEL: $1500 + $10,000 = $11,150
- LANCE: $1000 + $2000 = $3000
- IVAN: $1250 + $1000 = $2250
- CALEB: $1250 + $600 = $1850
- JORDAN: $1000 + $150 = $1150
- LILI: $500 + $200 = $700 (OUT!)
Michael leapfrogs over Ivan AND over
everyone else to take the lead with $15,600 to Ivan's $10,500 and
BUT!!!!! After the break, Ivan removed
himself from the competition due to a leg injury, giving Lili another
shot at it. She inherits Ivan's bank of $10,500.
ATTACK OF THE OBSTACLES: Round of 5
OBSTACLES: Laundromat, Blender, Wedgie
MUSIC: "Titanium" by David Guetta f. Sia
MONEY LINE: $300 per obstacle.
BRIDGES: Fishtail, Barracuda, Leap of Faith
MAX MONEY: $10,000
On the leap of faith, Lili drags Caleb's
shirt to throw him into the water... only to be told to GO BACK! Turns
out she fell in more than waist deep into the pool so...
Eliminated: LILI (again).
SIT LIST 4:
- LANCE: $1500 + $10,000 = $11,500
- JORDAN: $2400 + $2000 = $4400
- CALEB: $2400 + $1500 = $3900
- MICHAEL: $2700 + $250 = $2950 (OUT!)
Going into Chair Mountain... it's Lance
with $17,650 to Caleb's $9750 and Jordan's $9050.
CHAIR MOUNTAIN: Final Race!
For season 2, Chair Mountain hits back.
It has sweeper arms, a giant sweeper on top, and pop up props along the
OBSTACLES: Frostbite, Summit, Strainer
MUSIC: "I Wanna Go" by Britney Spears
MONEY LINE: $1500 per obstacle.
BRIDGES: swim to Chair Mountain
It's simple here. The first one to get on
the chair at the top of Chair Mountain wins all of the money they
banked. And since this is a couples show, they get to split it with
their significant other.
It's a close one as all three hit the
steps at the same time... and fall off at the same time. The nurse is
climbing...The drummer's right behind. There goes the camera... and it's
LANCE! HE WINS $28,150 AND PROPS TO NURSES EVERYWHERE THIS NURSES WEEK.
New episode next week. We'll save a seat
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