Battle 206: Ro Shon
Plant your sorry behind in front of the
TV and take a seat. It could be worth thousands of dollars!
The object of the game is simple: when
the music starts, the players will have to run around a track of three
obstacles. Every time they complete an obstacle, they will cross a money
line. When the music stops, they have to complete the obstacle they are
on and then head to a bridge obstacle to one of the chairs awaiting on
Chair Island. If you are caught without a chair, you are OUT. Each chair
has a secret cash amount that will be revealed at the end of a round.
That amount will be added to the cash you won on the track. If you have
the least amount of cash at the end of a round, you are OUT. Last one
sitting keeps all the money.
We should mention that there are three
things that will get you disqualified: bypassing an obstacle, contact above the neck, and pushing from behind on the track.
Enforcing tonight: our own argument for
gun control, head ref Ty Rush.
Not Ryan Gosling
Bay Area, CA
FIRST BLOOD: Round of 12
OBSTACLES: Briar Patch, Ice Breaker,
MUSIC: "Hooray for Hollywood" by Neon Trees
MONEY LINE: $150 per obstacle.
BRIDGES: Corkscrew, Revolver, Love Triangle
MAX MONEY: $5000
We have a PAIR of hard landings courtesy
of the Dumper. Jennifer thinks she broke something, with the rescue
squad coming in to get her off the track quickly. Alex also lands hard
on his right ankle from the Dumper. But he is able to get himself off of
the track. Updates forthcoming. But there are now enough chairs for
everyone. Someone's still going to get eliminated, though.
SIT LIST 1:
- MELIA: $1350 + $5000 = $6350
- ERIC: $1350 + $2000 = $3350
- MALCOLM: $1350 + $1000 = $2350
- AUBREY: $1350 + $750 = $2100
- BRYAN: $1500 + $500 = $2000
- RUE: $1200 + $700 = $1900
- EMILY: $1200 + $550 = $1750
- CARL: $1350 + $100 = $1450
- JEWEL: $1050 + $300 = $1350
SPOILER, Editor's Chair.
- ALEXIS: $1200 + $50 = $1250 (OUT!)
An update on the injured racers...
Jennifer and Alex both broke the same ankles and are medically
eliminated. Now watch this preview of "Whose Line?".
... and we're not done yet with the
painful eliminations. Jewel at #8 has removed herself from the game due
to the flu. Her loss... Alexis' gain. She inherits Jewel's $1350 total.
WATER WORKS: Round of 9
OBSTACLES: Angry Shower, Car Wash, Hose
MUSIC: "Boys Will Be Boys" by Paulina Rubio
MONEY LINE: $200 per obstacle.
BRIDGES: Blo-Hole, Deadly Dive, Holey Sit
MAX MONEY: $5000
SIT LIST 2:
- RUE: $1400 + $5000 = $6400
- MELIA: $1600 + $2000 = $3600
- ERIC: $1400 + $700 = $2100
- MALCOLM: $1000 + $1000 = $2000
- BRYAN: $1800 + $150 = $1950
- CARL: $1400 + $250 = $1650
- AUBREY: $1000 + $550 = $1550
- ALEXIS: $800 + $100 = $900 (OUT!
Rue has $8300. Melia has $9950 and the
lead. Alexis... has a cheeseburger.
... and maybe another chance. #12 Aubrey
has pulled out of the competition due to a shoulder injury. The NFL is
being questioned. Meanwhile, Alexis is going to get an unprecedented
THIRD shot at Musical Chairs glory. With a bank of $3650, will she be
SLIPPERY SLOPES: Round of 7
OBSTACLES: Crazy Climber, Slick Zone,
Drop N' Roll
MUSIC: "Like 2 Party" by "Disney's Shake It Up's" Roshon Fegan (dba RO
MONEY LINE: $250 per obstacle.
BRIDGES: Arch Enemy, Hammerhead, Twisted Twister
MAX MONEY: $10,000
SIT LIST 3:
- RUE: $1250 + $10,000 = $11,250
- MALCOLM: $1250 + $2000 = $3250
- CARL: $1250 + $1000 = $2250
- BRYAN: $1250 + $600 = $1850
- MELIA: $1250 + $200 = $1450
- ERIC: $1250 + $150 = $1400 (OUT!)
Rue has the lead with $19,550. Melia's
hot on his heels with $11,400.
And for the first time tonight, no one
has dropped out due to injury. Yet.
ATTACK OF THE OBSTACLES: Round of 5
OBSTACLES: Laundromat, Blender, Wedgie
MUSIC: "Die Young" by Ke$ha
MONEY LINE: $300 per obstacle.
BRIDGES: Fishtail, Barracuda, Leap of Faith
MAX MONEY: $10,000
SIT LIST 4:
- BRYAN: $2100 + $10,000 = $12,100
- CARL: $2100 + $1000 = $3100
- MALCOLM: $1200 + $2000 = $3200
- RUE: $1200 + $250 = $1450 (OUT!)
Going into Chair Mountain...Bryan has the
lead with $17,900, Malcolm has $10,800. Carl has $8450. But it's not how
much you have, it's how fast you can get up...
CHAIR MOUNTAIN: Final Race!
For season 2, Chair Mountain hits back.
It has sweeper arms, a giant sweeper on top, and pop up props along the
OBSTACLES: Frostbite, Summit, Strainer
MUSIC: "Club Can't Handle Me" by Flo Rida featuring David Guetta
MONEY LINE: $1500 per obstacle.
BRIDGES: swim to Chair Mountain
It's simple here. The first one to get on
the chair at the top of Chair Mountain wins all of the money they
Carl is the first on the mountain face as
the other two dodge sweeper arms... climb... THEN GET KNOCKED OFF!
Carl's going for it! He's looking for an opening... HE'S GOT IT! CARL
THE ABDOMINATOR IS THE LAST MAN SITTING WITH $18,950! And one less
And that'll do it for this week. More
next week. Save a seat for you. Jennifer & Alex, get well soon!
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