Battle 202: Sean
Plant your sorry behind in front of the
TV and take a seat. It could be worth thousands of dollars!
The object of the game is simple: when
the music starts, the players will have to run around a track of three
obstacles. Every time they complete an obstacle, they will cross a money
line. When the music stops, they have to complete the obstacle they are
on and then head to a bridge obstacle to one of the chairs awaiting on
Chair Island. If you are caught without a chair, you are OUT. Each chair
has a secret cash amount that will be revealed at the end of a round.
That amount will be added to the cash you won on the track. If you have
the least amount of cash at the end of a round, you are OUT. Last one
sitting keeps all the money.
We should mention that there are three
things that will get you disqualified: bypassing an obstacle, contact above the neck, and pushing from behind on the track.
Among tonight's daredevils... "Ed Moses,
Sydney 2000, Google it." Thanks for that, Jessi.
Table for One
Mr. Taylor Swift
11) Ed Moses
FIRST BLOOD: Round of 12
OBSTACLES: Briar Patch, Ice Breaker,
MUSIC: "Life's a Party" by Tim Myers
MONEY LINE: $150 per obstacle.
BRIDGES: Corkscrew, Revolver, Love Triangle
MAX MONEY: $5000
Eliminated: JODI, ELIZABETH
SIT LIST 1:
- ABBIE: $600 + $5000 = $5600
- BRANDEN: $1050 + $2000 = $3050
- ASHLEY: $600 + $1000 = $1600
- ARIANNE: $750 + $750 = $1500
- AARON: $900 + $550 = $1450
- KEICHUN: $750 + $700 = $1450
- BEN: $750 + $500 = $1250
- TIM: $750 + $300 = $1050.
- ED: $900 + $100 = $1000
- ROBERT: $750 + $50 = $800 (OUT)
WATER WORKS: Round of 9
OBSTACLES: Angry Shower, Car Wash, Hose
MUSIC: "Circles Around the Sun" by Dispatch
MONEY LINE: $200 per obstacle.
BRIDGES: Blo-Hole, Deadly Dive, Holey Sit
MAX MONEY: $5000
SIT LIST 2:
- TIM: $1000 + $5000 = $6000
- ARIANNE: $800 + $2000 = $2800
- BRANDEN: $1000 + $1000 = $2000
- ABBIE: $600 + $700 = $1300
- AARON: $1000 + $250 = $1250
- ASHLEY: $600 + $550 = $1150
- ED: $800 + $100 = $900
- BEN: $600 + $150 = $750 (OUT)
So far, Tim has the most cash, $7050 to
SLIPPERY SLOPES: Round of 7
OBSTACLES: Crazy Climber, Slick Zone,
Drop & Roll
MUSIC: "Fire Burning" by Sean Kingston
MONEY LINE: $250 per obstacle.
BRIDGES: Arch Enemy, Hammer Head, Twisted Twister
MAX MONEY: $10,000
SIT LIST 3:
- AARON: $2500 + $10,000 = $12,500
- BRANDEN: $2250 + $2000 = $4250
- ED: $2750 + $150 = $2900
- ABBIE: $1750 + $1000 = $2750
- TIM: $2000 + $600 = $2600
- ASHLEY: $1250 + $200 = $1450 (OUT)
After three races, it's Aaron's $15,200, Tim and Abbie's $9650 a pop.
ATTACK OF THE OBSTACLES: Round of 5
OBSTACLES: Laundromat, Blender, Wedgie
MUSIC: "Closer" by Tegan & Sara
MONEY LINE: $300 per obstacle.
BRIDGES: Scorpion, Barracuda, Leap of Faith
MAX MONEY: $10,000
SIT LIST 4:
- TIM: $2400 + $10,000 = $12,400
- AARON: $2700 + $2000 = $4700
- ED: $2400 + $1000 = $3400
- ABBIE: $1500 + $200 = $1700
But head referee Cat Conti has her hand
up, and we know where this is going. Racer #1, Aaron, is DISQUALIFIED
for unsportsmanlike conduct. He pushes #7 in the back on the track.
That's a no-no.
Going into Chair Mountain... it's Tim in
the lead with $22,050, followed by Abbie at $11,400. Ed has $8200, but
it's still anyone's game.
CHAIR MOUNTAIN: Final Race!
For season 2, Chair Mountain hits back.
It has sweeper arms, a giant sweeper on top, and pop up props along the
OBSTACLES: Frostbite, Summit, Strainer
MUSIC: "Whip It" by Nicki Minaj
MONEY LINE: $1500 per obstacle.
BRIDGES: swim to Chair Mountain
It's simple here. The first one to get on
the chair at the top of Chair Mountain wins all of the money they
Tim is first to the mountain... and first
off the mountain. Ed's going for a sweeper spin. The others are fighting
at the bottom... but it's TOO LATE! ED MOSES! GOLD MEDALIST, and now Oh
Sit! Champion! He takes $18,700!
New episode next week. We'll save a seat
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