Battle 203: Havana
Brown
April 29
Plant your sorry behind in front of the
TV and take a seat. It could be worth thousands of dollars!
The object of the game is simple: when
the music starts, the players will have to run around a track of three
obstacles. Every time they complete an obstacle, they will cross a money
line. When the music stops, they have to complete the obstacle they are
on and then head to a bridge obstacle to one of the chairs awaiting on
Chair Island. If you are caught without a chair, you are OUT. Each chair
has a secret cash amount that will be revealed at the end of a round.
That amount will be added to the cash you won on the track. If you have
the least amount of cash at the end of a round, you are OUT. Last one
sitting keeps all the money.
We should mention that there are three
things that will get you disqualified: bypassing an obstacle, contact above the neck, and pushing from behind on the track.
Tonight, it's Couples Night, with six
couples battling it out to reach the top of Chair Mountain. If one of
them wins, then they BOTH win! That means... they gotta split the cash.
1) Storm
Bikini Bottom
Huntington Beach, CA |
2) Makella
Bikini Top
Huntington Beach, CA |
3) Vinny
Heavyweight |
4) Kylie
Lightweight |
5) Jamie
Stinky Butt |
6) Becky
Honey |
7) Christian
Mad Beatz |
8) Heather
Mad Wife |
9) Justin
The Brain |
10) Calvin
Winky |
11) Brad
Handsome Bear |
12) Jenna
Sexy Bear |
FIRST BLOOD: Round of 12
OBSTACLES: Briar Patch, Ice Breaker,
Shock Wave
MUSIC: "Hit and Run" by Breathe Carolina
MONEY LINE: $150 per obstacle.
CHAIRS: 10
BRIDGES: Corkscrew, Revolver, Love Triangle
MAX MONEY: $5000
Eliminated: BRAD, MAKELLA
SIT LIST 1:
- JAMIE: $150 + $5000 = $5150
- VINNY: $600 + $2000 = $2600
- HEATHER: $450 + $1000 = $1450
- CHRISTIAN: $750 + $600 = $1300
- JUSTIN: $450 + $750 = $1200
- BECKY: $450 + $700 = $1150
- CALVIN: $600 + $500 = $1100
- STORM: $600 + $300 = $900
- KYLIE: $600 + $100 = $700
- JENNA: $450 + $50 = $500
BUT during the break, Jamie decided that
she's going to get out while the getting, and her limbs, are all good.
Because of that, Jenna, who before the break was OUT, is back IN,
inheriting Jamie's $5150. OUCH.
WATER WORKS: Round of 9
OBSTACLES: Back Cracker, Car Wash, Hose
Down
MUSIC: "Yeah 3X" by Chris Brown
MONEY LINE: $200 per obstacle.
CHAIRS: 8
BRIDGES: Blo-Hole, Deadly Dive, Holey Sit
MAX MONEY: $5000
Eliminated: JUSTIN
SIT LIST 2:
- BECKY: $1400 + $5000 = $6400
- JENNA: $1400 + $2000 = $3400
- CALVIN: $2200 + $1000 = $3200
- CHRISTIAN: $1800 + $700 = $2500
- HEATHER: $1600 + $550 = $2150
- VINNY: $1800 + $100 = $1900
- KYLIE: $1400 + $250 = $1650
- STORM: $1200 + $150 = $1350 (OUT)
So far, Jenna has the most money with
$8550, followed by $7550 for Becky.
SLIPPERY SLOPES: Round of 7
OBSTACLES: Crazy Climber, Slick Zone,
Drop & Roll
MUSIC: Gordon's favorite song at the moment... "Big Banana" by Havana
Brown f/ R3hab & Prophet
MONEY LINE: $250 per obstacle.
CHAIRS: 6
BRIDGES: The Swinger, Hammer Head, Twisted Twister
MAX MONEY: $10,000
Eliminated: BECKY
SIT LIST 3:
- CALVIN: $1500 + $10,000 = $11,500
- HEATHER: $1250 + $2000 = $3250
- VINNY: $2000 + $1000 = $3000
- CHRISTIAN: $1500 + $600 = $2100
- JENNA: $1000 + $150 = $1150
- KYLIE: $500 + $200 = $700
WAIT! Head ref James Ellis has his guns
a-blazin'... Calvin did not engage in an obstacle, namely the Crazy
Climber, and therefore he is DISQUALIFIED! Take a swim, bro!
That leaves Jenna at the top of the Sit
List with $9700 to Vinny's $7500. Heather still in it with $6850, hubby
Christian has $5900, and Vinny's significant other Kylie rounds out the
roster on $3050. We're down to two married couples and a sexy blonde.
ATTACK OF THE OBSTACLES: Round of 5
OBSTACLES: Laundromat, Blender, Wedgie
MUSIC: "Turn It To Gold" by Abandon Kansas
MONEY LINE: $300 per obstacle.
CHAIRS: 4
BRIDGES: Fishtail, Barracuda, Leap of Faith
MAX MONEY: $10,000
Eliminated: JENNA (again).
SIT LIST 4:
- HEATHER: $1200 + $10,000 = $11,200
- CHRISTIAN: $2400 + $1500 = $3900
- VINNY: $1200 + $2000 = $3200
- KYLIE; $1800 + $250 = $2150 (OUT)
Going into Chair Mountain... it's Heather
with $18,050 vs. Vinny's $10,700 vs. Christian's $9800.
CHAIR MOUNTAIN: Final Race!
For season 2, Chair Mountain hits back.
It has sweeper arms, a giant sweeper on top, and pop up props along the
side.
OBSTACLES: Frostbite, Summit, Strainer
MUSIC: "Cupid's Got a Shotgun" by Carrie Underwood
MONEY LINE: $1500 per obstacle.
CHAIRS: 1
BRIDGES: swim to Chair Mountain
It's simple here. The first one to get on
the chair at the top of Chair Mountain wins all of the money they
banked. And since this is a couples show, they get to split it with
their significant other.
Heavyweight Vinny is hurting. This could
be the decider. Let's get to the climb.... He's the first to the
mountain... and the first knocked off. Mad Beatz Christian is powering
his way up to the top... and HE'S DONE IT! CHRISTIAN IS YOUR OH SIT!
CHAMPION! He wins $20,300 for him AND his wife!
New episode next week. We'll save a seat
for you.
To watch this episode online, go to
cwtv.com/ohsit.
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