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All those things you learned in elementary school are about to come back to haunt you... in the form of a quiz show that tests how dumb you've become.

Host: Jeff Foxworthy
The Class: Olivia Glowacki, Mackenzie Holmes, Nathan Lazarus, Cody Lee, Sierra McCormick
Announcer: Mark Thompson
Creators: Mark Burnett, Roy Bank, Barry Poznick, John Stevens
EP: Mark Burnett, Barry Poznick, John Stevens
Packager: Mark Burnett Productions, Zoo Productions
Origin: CBS Television City, Los Angeles, CA

Airs: Fridays at 8p ET on FOX
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Episode 3.19
January 23

Last time, we've had one big winner and one flunkout. Tonight, a former beauty queen and a graphics designer try to go for the million.

First up tonight is a 36-year-old former Miss Nevada and current pageant coach who attended Atherton Street School in Las Vegas, NV... JENNIFER JOSEPH! Will we be able to crown her Miss 5th Grader tonight?

First up to assist the coach is Sierra. The board looks like this...

5th Grade Literature 5th Grade World History
4th Grade Astronomy 4th Grade World Geography
3rd Grade Earth Science 3rd Grade US History
2nd Grade English 2nd Grade Social Studies
1st Grade Animal Science 1st Grade US Geography

First up for her...

2nd Grade English $1,000 PEEK COPY SAVE
How many nouns are in the following sentence?
"My mother and my father sent my sister to Mars."

Mother, father, sister, and Mars are all nouns. Jennifer goes with four, and we continue.

3rd Grade Earth Science $2,000 PEEK COPY SAVE
What layer of the Earth lies between the crust and core and is about 1800 miles thick?

Jennifer COPIES Sierra. Correct answer... the mantle. If Sierra has that, Jennifer has $2000.

Sierra says... MANTLE! That's right!

Next up is Mackenzie and...

1st Grade US Geography $5,000 PEEK   SAVE
The Great Salt Lake in Utah is a freshwater lake.

One of those moments where the answer is in the question. The Great Salt Lake is NOT a freshwater lake. Jennifer's got it with FALSE for $5000.

1st Grade Animal Science $10,000 PEEK   SAVE
How many tusks does a typical adult walrus have?

Jennifer locks in two... and she's right again!

Next up is the milestone question. Here to help her out is Olivia.

2nd Grade Social Studies $25,000 PEEK   SAVE
In 1954, the US Department of Defense established what song as the official musical tribute to the President of the United States?

Olivia's in. Jennifer's in as well with "Hail to the Chief"... And she's right! That's $25,000.

3rd Grade US History $50,000 PEEK   SAVE
What was the first name of President Abraham Lincoln's wife?
a) Mary
b) Elizabeth
c) Anne

If you're a frequent watcher of TP:AP, you know this. Jennifer knows it's "Mary" as in "Mary Todd" for $50,000.

Up to bat now... Nay-Rod.

4th Grade World Geography $100,000 PEEK   SAVE
CLASSROOM CLUB QUESTION from Cherokee from Oak Grove Elementary
What African country is home to the city of Casablanca?

Here's looking at Nathan's paper. She PEEKS and sees "Morocco". She'll try to have a better chance of winning the 100K by locking in Kenya.

The bad news... Kenya is NOT the right answer.

The good news... Nathan's right for $100,000. SAVED!

The even worse news... From here on out, Jennifer's on her own.

4th Grade Astronomy $175,000      
The Earth's moon is approximately how far from the Earth?
a) 240,000 miles
b) 550,000 miles
c) 1.1 million miles

Jennifer has no help and no idea. Time for this beauty to fade with $100,000. She drops out. She would've gone with B... and she would've given back $75,000. All of the class had it right with A.

DROP OUT: $100,000

Next up is a 31-year-old graphics designer who attended San Jose Highly Gifted Magnet School... Welcome TOMMY WALKER! He's got designs on acing the test.

First to help with the game is Mackenzie. Here's the board we're dealing with.

5th Grade World Geography 5th Grade Social Studies
4th Grade World History 4th Grade Art
3rd Grade US Geography 3rd Grade Astronomy
2nd Grade Anatomy 2nd Grade Animal Science
1st Grade Math 1st Grade English

First for the graphics designer is...

1st Grade Math $1,000 PEEK COPY SAVE
What's the sum of all the even numbers between 1 and 9?

2 + 4 + 6 + 8 equals 20. Tommy guesses that, and we're on our way.

1st Grade English $2,000 PEEK COPY SAVE
A complete sentence must always have at least one verb.

We all remember the old song, "Mr. Morton is the subject of my sentence, and what the predicate says he does." Tommy guesses TRUE for $2000.

Next to help out is Sierra.

2nd Grade Anatomy $5,000 PEEK COPY SAVE
The typical human has how many lungs?

Being a human and all, Tommy knows that there are two.

2nd Grade Animal Science $10,000 PEEK COPY SAVE
The night crawler is what species of animal?
a) Worm
b) Monkey
c) Lizard

Tommy locks in with A... Good job!

Next to help him lock in the $25,000 is Nathan, and he'll need it, because the next question is in 3rd Grade...

3rd Grade US Geography $25,000 PEEK COPY SAVE
How many US states share a land border with Maine?

Tommy's a little unsure of himself, so he PEEKS. Nathan said... ONE. Tommy instead goes with two... which is wrong. Correct answer.... is ONE! SAVED!

3rd Grade Astronomy $50,000   COPY  
What planet in our solar system is nicknamed the Red Planet?

Tommy COPIES. The correct answer is Mars...

Nathan's answer... is ALSO Mars!

No more help, and a whizzer sent in from a 4th grader.

4th Grade World Geography $100,000      
CLASSROOM CLUB QUESTION from Madelyn of Diamond Path Elementary
Which one of the following artists was born in Mexico?
a) Pablo Picasso
b) Salvador Dali
c) Diego Rivera

He tries for it with C.... and he's right for $100,000!

5th Grade World Geography $175,000      
Timbuktu is a city in what African country?

Tommy is blanking, so he drops out.

DROP OUT: $100,000

He would've gone with Kenya. He would've been wrong. It was Mali.

New student next time.

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