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All those things you learned in elementary school are about to come back to haunt you... in the form of a quiz show that tests how dumb you've become.
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Episode 3.4
- Cornell in the House Yale... Columbia... Yale again.... All have tried... All have failed. But will Cornell go where no Ivy Leaguer has gone before... to the Million Dollar Question? Time to find out. Our new student tonight is a Cornell graduate from Belleview Elementary in Denver, PHILLIP TORRES. He's brought with him Peri, a cockroach. He majored in entomology, and Peri will be functioning as a good luck charm. In the crowd tonight is the Cornell Alumni Association. On the board...
First up to help Phillip is Francesca.
Trick question. There are three sides on ANY triangle. Phillip goes with that... and he's right for $1000.
Francesca is in. Phillip locks in A. Peri looks happy with it... and for good reason. Next up to the desk is Bryce.
Phillip goes with TRUE. And he's right for $5000.
Bryce is locked. Phillip... doesn't think there are any. He PEEKS at Bryce's answer. He has... "one". Phillip goes against him and says zero. Everyone in the class has it right with... zero! Here to help with the milestone is Jenna.
Jenna is in. Phillip calculates 450 milliliters. ... and he's got the money!
Jenna is in. "I didn't even know it bordered a Great Lake." Phillip goes with Lake Erie. He hopes to get saved. He doesn't have to. It's Lake Erie. The class was wrong. The WHOLE class was wrong. Two classmates remain. Next up to help is Olivia.
A transitive verb refers to a non-subject noun. That's according to Phillip. He goes with B. A transitive verb needs a direct object to complete its meaning... so it IS B!
"Indus" sounds like India, but it's probably not right. "Kids, you shouldn't do this at home, but I'm dropping out of school." He would've said India... but it was Pakistan. But at least he's won more than any other Ivy Leaguer before him. DROP OUT: $100,000 Next up to take the Quiz is a leader of the lunch ladies who graduated from Truman Elementary in Tacoma, WA, RALPH PESCHEK. He brought Jeff a hair net to match his own. He's a food service director of a local school district, and some of his ladies are with him. Okay, lose the hair nets, I'm about to gag here. Francesca's the first to help out with this board.
Francesca's best subject is 1st Grade Music. That's what we're going with first.
Ralph says TRUE... That's absolutely kee-wrong. They're from "The Star-Spangled Banner". If Francesca has FALSE, we play on. Francesca said... FALSE! SAVED!
Fun fact: Ralph's an avid rugby player. Francesca is locked. Ralph goes with FALSE... Can't be saved this time. Doesn't have to be. He's right. All amphibians are cold-blooded creatures. Next up is Bryce.
Ralph PEEKS at Bryce's answer... "Pacific". Ralph goes with it... and they're both right. Or as Jonathan put it.. "You got $5000."
That's a quarter, a nickel, and two pennies. That's four coins... That works for $10,000. Next for the milestone is Miss Olivia.
That star is our sun... and that's still true for $25,000.
Ralph COPIES Olivia's answer. Primary colors are red, yellow, and blue. Secondary colors are orange, green, and purple. The complementary is the primary color which is NOT included. So in this case, it would be BLUE. That's right, and that's what Olivia needs to have written... Olivia said... RED. Game over. FLUNK OUT: $25,000 New student next time. |
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