December 4, 2006

Chico:  And donuts
Gordon: Mailmen love donuts.
Jason:  Glazed, not powdered.
Rob:    I will be loving my mail carrier soon.
Chico:  And from the fine folks at Krispy Kreme.
Jason:  Love them, hate the calories--but they are SO good. Especially hot.
Chico:  Welcome back. It's time to play List Abuse. You know how this is. I give a list of probables. You give the commonality.
Jason:  Right.
Chico:  Alrighty. First up...

A medical officer...
a triathlete...
A doctor...

Jason:  FORMER BACHELORS
Chico:  Close, J.

A person living in Hawaii...

Gordon: Former Bachelors who are still bachelors
Chico:  Close, Gordon.
Rob:    Winners of Big Brother
Chico:  Not EVEN close, Rob.

A Navy Lieutenant..

(silence)

Gordon: Former Bachelors who have seen the 'One Night in Paris' Video?
Jason:  LOL!
Chico:  All of these can be used to describe... Andy Baldwin, the next Bachelor.
Jason:  He is on Bachelor 10 right?
Chico:  Right. At least he's got more cred than, say, Prince Lorenzo?
Gordon: But...he's not a true Baldwin brother
Jason:  True. But is that saying much?
Chico:  Not really.
Jason:  Next one?
Gordon: Next one...

A lieutenant (no, not the Bachelor)
A spunky African American woman

Chico:  People who were on Deal or No Deal?
Rob:    People that got hammered by the banker on Deal or no Deal.
Gordon: Noooo

A midwesterner with a Man Purse

Jason:  People who have played on Show Me the Money
Gordon: That's it! Will they be the only people to be on the show?
Chico:  Probably. I think the eight shows in the can, then done.
Jason:  Not any
Rob:    I pray that there is no more SMTM.  The show is just bad from the get.
Chico:  Oh yeah. Next...

Bad players...
Old age...

Rob:    TPIR and why Barker is retiring
Jason:  why Bob is retiring
Chico:  Yeah. We suspect. But still... Bob's reasons, whatever they may be, are his own, and we should respect that.
Jason:  Absolutely.
Chico:  *shakes fist at others* Respect it...
Gordon: Respect them, baby
Rob:    I do.
Chico:  Good. Next?

Because we want more money

Rob:    Why the writers are going to strike
Jason:  Why game shows are going to text games?
Chico:  Why more crap shows are being churned out?
Gordon: No, No and No.

Because we want more exposure
because we don't want to just be on Wild'N'Out

Chico:  Why a dancer goes on Show Me the Money?
Gordon: Correct. Show Me The Money or Deal Or No Deal, et al.
Chico:  Shannon Kane! They all come back for their money
Rob:    And to show off a lot of money.
Gordon: And maybe, one day, they will be a....Star!
Chico:  God willing. Next...

Best of Match Game DVD...
Deal or No Deal home game...
An acoustic guitar...
A copy of Tony Hawk's Project 8...
The game show DVD 3-pack...

Jason:  What you want for Christmas?
Chico:  :-)
Rob:    game show DVD 3-Pack?
Chico:  Toys R Us has Family Feud, Deal or No Deal and Let's Make a Deal... Okay, last one...

William Shatner
Eamonn Holmes
George Snuffleapagus

Chico:  Hosts of shows that bite.
Gordon: That's it! Shows that all will be getting lumps of coal from us.
Jason:  Yeah baby.
Rob:    On Fire.
Chico:  Alrighty. Now we throw it to break. When we return, a World Premiere Game!
Gordon: Something that will unleash the inner grinch in all of us
Rob:    YAY.
Gordon: But first...we break!

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