December 4, 2006

Chico:  William Shatner + Christmas + Game show =... RUN!
Gordon: lol
Rob:    I'm already there.
Chico:  We're back... and cue the serious lights...and the serious music...it's time...for...a World Premiere Game!
Jason:  (serious lights/serious music)
Rob:    (loud audience cheering)
Jason:  WHOO HOO! Let's do it.
Gordon: Now...you all know how we HAVE to have some sort of merchandising to go with a show, right?
Rob:    Sure.
Chico:  Worked for "The Office."
Jason:  Right.
Rob:    If it worked for "The Office", it will definitely work here.
Gordon: Well, now it's your turn. You get to create a product worth advertising for. If I said Deal Or No Deal, you can come up with Suitcases, Bald Caps, Vaults, Banker Glasses, whenever.
Jason:  Got it.
Gordon: That's why this game is called...Excessories!
Jason:  Cute.
Gordon: So you can be nice...or mean. But be creative. We start with....

1 Vs. 100

Chico:  100 Grand Bars.
Rob:    Season sets of Full House.
Jason:  Blooper reels of Saget cursing the contestants out.
Chico:  Clips of Saget cursing that made airtime!
Gordon: You guys have the hang of it. Now try...

Celebrity Fit Club 5. It's coming. How can it market itself?

Rob:    The Harvey Walden IV Punching Bag.
Gordon: Rob's got the idea
Jason:  Bedazzled scales.
Chico:  Pimped out weigh-in... things.
Jason:  Dr. Ian Smith Bobblehead dolls?
Gordon: There you go, Jay. That's what I'm looking for
Rob:    Dr. Lindsay Popadopolis encouragement tapes.
Chico:  A Harvey bobblehead quoting "An Officer and a Gentleman"
Gordon: ANT's new duet with Shakira. 'The Scales Don't Lie'
Jason:  A voice activated scale voicing fat insults in Vincent Pastore's voice.
Rob:    No, Jeff Conaway or Willie Aames.
Gordon: Very nice. Next one...

The Apprentice. The new season. No George. No Caroline. Just a lot of Trumps

Chico:  Trump Card: Season 1.
Jason:  Trump Ice
Chico:  Hairpieces.
Jason:  Nude pics of Ivanka.
Chico:  The Trump Copter
Rob:    You're Tired: Donald Trump Lullabies
Jason:  You're Wired--Trump Coffee
Rob:    You're Mired: Trump Rainforest Tours
Chico:  You're Fryered: Trump Chicken
Gordon: Nice. Next one...
Jason:  Speeches at the Learning Annex?

Jon Peter Lewis. Remember him? He has a new album coming out. Help him out.

Jason:  Elvis Pens
Gordon: The Jon Peter Lewis Swivel Chair. For the Swiveler in all of us.
Rob:    The Jon Peter Lewis Hula Hoop.
Gordon: That works. Next one...

Identity.

Jason:  Groucho Masks
Chico:  Heads... on sticks
Jason:  Identity B******t Detectors.
Gordon: Isn't it ironic that Penn Gilette, who has a shoe called Bull(bleep), now hosts one about people spewing it?
Jason:  True. It is.
Rob:    That's his gig.
Chico:  I think it's kind of fitting, actually.
Gordon: Last one...

Britney Spears. Everyone else has made fun of her. It's our turn.

Chico:  Spot on the Mob. It's called "Equal time."
Rob:    Britney Spears Condoms.
Chico:  Barring that... a set of iron panties. Hell... a set of panties.
Jason:  Driving and Parenting Lessons.
Chico:  Lord knows she's in need right now.
Jason:  And a tubal ligation.
Gordon: Britney Spears Edible Undies. When you have to eat and run.
Chico:  *rimshot( On that note, I think it's time to break!

(Brought to you by Peanut Rutter. Watch Brad stick it to the contestant with this crunchy array of nuts and blend. Try it with Kevin Federline Wonder Bread, cause it's a wonder that he got a question right.)

Chico:  Heh.. see, you called K-Fed Wonder bread... Because it's white... and he's white... and... yeah... It's time for the Big Finish!
Rob:    Let's do it.
Jason:  Ready to go.
Gordon: Survivor. Can anything stop the Yul and Jonathan express?
Chico:  Right now... no.
Rob:    Nope.
Gordon: I think the fact that Yul has the idol can make for some very interesting strategy. If the 3 people vote for Yul, then the inner group can vote for Johnathan and knock him out.
Jason:  When does he play it?
Rob:    Final Four
Gordon: That's his last time to play it, and unless the contestants have any brains, he won't have to play it until then
Chico:  Survivor contestants historically don't have brains.
Gordon: Exactly. He'll play it at the Final Four
Chico:  Seems like the only way to go.
Gordon: We talked about DOND players with guts. Will we see a 1 vs. 100 player with guts?
Chico:  Yes. Especially if they have the brainpower. One group of people with brains... people that send us mail. First one comes to us from Donna Marie Vaughn. Thanks, Donna Marie!

Gordon: Let me start here by saying that I am very concerned about your 'manager'. If this guy was legit, he would have this information. I am also concerned about your knowledge of the industry if you don't know this information. If this is a field that you seriously want to be involved with, you need to know these things. Instead of me giving you the answer, I would suggest going to imdb.com and looking this stuff up for reference. Good luck, Donna!
Chico:  Next up - moving on to part 2 of the Doug Morris letter.
Rob:    Hooray.

Chico:  Let's hope not! Anyone with any sense will turn on the show like a dime.
Gordon: The Price is wrong.
Chico: B(^_^)h. Oh yeah. Any more mail?
Gordon: Yes. I have one last one... This is from Sharlise Holland.

Chico:  Thanks Sharlise. Try looking up the television websites that have kid shows. DiscoveryKids.com is a good one.
Gordon: On that note, I think we're done. Thanks to Jason, Travis and Rob for joining us today.
Jason:  Thank you.
Rob:    Thanks guys.
Chico:  Meanwhile, if you have question, we have answers. Address, WLTI@gameshownewsnet.com. For Gordon and everyone at GSNN, I'm Chico Alexander. Game over and spread the love and hug it out.