Episode 22.15
December 21
Gordon: This is Gordon Pepper, and there's a good
chance that when you're reading this, you're going to be covered in a mountain
of snow.
Chico: *plays "White Christmas" on the piano.*
Gordon: And no, I'm not talking Millionaire confetti.
Chico: That's green, dude.
Gordon: Though driving in green snow could be interesting.
Chico: This isn't just any snow... This is some sort of crazy money snow!
Gordon: Which is good, because we've had one of those crazy weeks.
Chico: And we're going to go over all of it, because from Somewhere in America,
the Money, Power, and Respect edition of WLTI... is... ON!
Gordon: Yay!
Chico: How's everyone doing? I'm Chico Alexander. We've got a lot to cover,
including part 9 of 10 Years in 2 Months, where Gordon's going to play Jewish
Santa Claus.
Gordon: Oy Oy Oy
Chico: Heh. That comes later, though. First up, we've never had a game show for
ninja.
Gordon: We do now. We start this week with respect, which is what you get if you
finish an obstacle course in under 90 seconds.
Chico: The game is American Ninja Warrior. It's not G4's first game show, but it
is G4's first game show that's actually interesting to watch (For the record,
we're not including its imports with that count, which include Ninja Warrior,
Starcade, Hi-Score, and Unbeatable Banzuke). But American Ninja Warrior...
perhaps some history is in order. For the last four years, G4 has been fielding
its own qualifier for the Sasuke course, sending one, two, sometimes three
people through to Japan. This year, the field expands to 10 AND the challenge
expands to a series. And it's everything you expect it to be. Cut the crap,
let's just get to the course. Speaking of, here it is...The Sextuple Step, the
Barrel Roll, the Jumping Spider, the Pipe Slider, the Warped Wall, the Tarzan
Swing, the Jumping Bars, and the Cargo Climb. All of these are familiar to those
who like to watch the exploits on Mt. Midoriyama. And speaking of, that's the
prize for the 10 people who complete the three stages of the course in the
fastest time.
Gordon: So that's the course. Here's the analysis, starting with...The Good. If
you're a Ninja Warrior fan, you'll be very satisfied with the show.
Chico: Hai. The history of Sasuke is a storied one and I can say without doubt
this is a good addition to the legacy.
Gordon: It brings everything to the table that the Japanese version does.
Chico: It both pays umbrage to the original while bringing it to American
tastes.
Gordon: If anything, this also adds some originality to it, with the emphasis on
the clock.
Chico: Yep. An added dimension. The original series gives you the course. All
you have to do is finish it. This being an American qualifier for the next
Sasuke, you also have to be fast. It's not just a matter of showing up in a
green-man costume or a Super Nerd costume. You have to have the physical chops
to back it up.
Gordon: True. And we see the people who do - and who don't, in spectacular
fashion.
Chico: Even though greater attention is paid on those that do. We've already
seen some veterans of Sasuke (Brett Sims chief amongst them) get thrown by the
wayside.
Gordon: Which is nice to see.
Chico: Good to see you're pleased, because it's time for the bad.
Gordon: The Bad: if you don't like Sasuke, there's nothing here that will make
you change your mind.
Chico: Nope. And the hosting team doesn't help either. Nothing against Blair
Herter and Allison Haislip, but could you have gotten someone who's not as
caricaturish? I mean, talk about mailing it in.
Gordon: No. It's not as good or as tight as it should be. By the time episode 3
shows up, you're pining for John Henson to show up.
Chico: Also no variety.
Gordon: This is a competition. It needs to be taken seriously.
Chico: Unless the players themselves aren't serious.
Gordon: Yes, but as you just said, you need the announcers to be serious, and
not caricatures.
Chico: But perhaps the biggest problem I have; last week was the premiere and
three additional episodes. This week... three more episodes and the finale. Now
the original Sasuke airs over three outs twice a year. We're probably nitpicking
here, but if this is presented as a series, albeit a limited one, I'd like to
see it scheduled as such. After all, a man much wiser than I once said that you
should understay, not overstay your welcome.
Gordon: Very true, sir. and this is a show that you could - and should - have
one episode a week, instead of 8 in 2 weeks. I mean you put Hurl on once a week,
and it blew chunks. Why not milk this series out?
Chico: And this show is vastly better than Hurl!. Hell, running into a wall head
first is better than Hurl!.
Gordon: And you've done that before. A number of times.
Chico: Yep. But even for its shortcomings, it's a welcome show and one I think
was a long time coming.
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AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR - G4 |
GORDON |
CHICO |
AVERAGE-O-MATIC |
B+ |
A- |
B+ |
Gordon: This is a fun show. If you are a Ninja
Warrior fan, you'll be more than happy to add this to your collection. B+.
Chico: I know I am. A-. I'm also a fan of a cappella...And I know you're a fan
of music in general. In fact, I did the math and the research, and between the
two of us... over 40 years of musical expertise.
Gordon: Scary stuff.
Chico: That's probably why we've been looking forward to the Sing-Off. If
you've watched it over this week and you thought, hey, that looks
familiar...It should. The same guy who did MTV's Top Pop Group and ABDC did
this.
Gordon: Well Chico has been. As you've been telling by the past few weeks,
I've been more in a 'meh' mood about it, scarred by the bad group sing shows
of Winter's past. And Top Pop Group...did not make me happy.
Chico: No. It didn't make anyone happy. Did this make you happy?
Gordon: Well, it made me happier. Shall we proceed?
Chico: We shall. Let's go over the good, starting with the groups. They ran
the gamut of a cappella, from barbershop to college. Each one brought their
own flavor to the party.
Gordon: Unlike Top Pop Group, the talent here (for 7 of the 8 groups) is
incredibly strong. My favorite is Nota. Beelzebubs are a strong second, but I
think the Beelzebubs will win it.
Chico: I also think the Bubs will win it.
Gordon: But 7 of the 8 groups deserved to be there.
Chico: The one that didn't? I'm guessing Face.
Gordon: Actually, no. That would be Solo, as we get into the BAD portion of
the review.
Chico: Oh yeah. I was trying to forget that. Apparently I succeeded.
Gordon: If you have only 8 groups, why are you bringing in a group that's only
been together for 13 weeks in a Genre (Hip Hop Urban) that would have much
more, talented groups available to be selected?
Chico: Oh yeah. I know a few people who would be throwing objects at the TV
right about now. Then there's the matter of the judges, two of which are just
there to pad time.
Gordon: I don't need a sob story behind every group. I don't even think they
should be in play. It should be the best group that wins, not the person with
the best 'inspirational stoyrline'. This isn't Sing-Off Queen for a Day.
Chico: Which is a shame, really, because you have names like the Pussycat
Dolls and Boyz II Men. Those are well established groups within this medium
and they should have a thing or two of great import to impart. Instead we get
Randy Jackson and Kara dioGuardi lite.
Gordon: Here's the problem I have with all 3 judges. Nicole Scherzinger does
nothing. Shawn Stockman does nothing. Ben Folds can't translate his comments
into group speak, meaning that he needs to translate what he means that an
audience that doesn't study the musical form can understand, and I don't think
he does a good job doing so.
Chico: Now you and I... because of 40 years of combined musical prowess... we
know what Ben is saying, but let's say you're tone deaf. You would have no
idea. Ben's basically too busy judging to remember that he's on TV.
Gordon: Right. That's why Simon Cowell gets the big bucks. You may not be able
to understand too sharp or too flat. But if you hear 'this sound like
something you'd see at a Karaoke party', you'd understand what he's saying
because you have a frame of reference on it.
Chico: And how many karaoke parties have you been to?
Gordon: Enough to know the similarities. And also enough to know that Nick
Lachey needs to host a few more before hosting another show.
Chico: Oh yeah. They got the wrong Lachey brother hosting. Just thought I'd
put that out there. Anyways, it's a cute show that's leaps and bounds over
anything that tried to make a pop group out of a reality show before. The
talent really drives the series, and it's great that a cappella is out there.
Will we remember it six months down the line? No. Overall, it works
theoretically, and NBC would probably do well to make this an annual event,
but other than that... it really has no staying power.
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THE SING-OFF - NBC |
GORDON |
CHICO |
AVERAGE-O-MATIC |
C |
C+ |
C |
Gordon: I could see this as an annual event.
The talent is there. And the talent saves the show from all of the other
things wrong with it. C.
Chico: Agreed. C+. It almost makes me want to call Eric up and say "Hey,...
the Sing-Off's been renewed. How do you feel about getting the band back
together?"
Gordon: And here's another question. How do you feel about going to 4
celebrities and begging for money?
Chico: It's almost... horrid, actually. I mean, five businessmen, yes, but
four celebrities? This does nothing for the stereotype that says celebrities
are better than the rest of us.
Gordon: Times are tough.
Chico: This is true. That's why E! has given us the Bank of Hollywood. Based
upon a British series, regular folk like us go into the Bank and ask for money
from four Power Panelists.
Gordon: Easy enough premise. Go to 4 celebrities. Ask for money. 3 Yes's means
you get it. 3 no's mean you don't.
Chico: Simple.
Gordon: So let's see The Good: The celebrities are treated as humans. They
each have a distinctive personality, but there's no stereotypes. It's not like
'the person who says yes', 'the person who says no', etc.
Chico: Also, the contestants are actually real people... which means you can
either like them or hate them.
Gordon: Yes. They were a nice mix of people. Surprisingly, I thought the
contestant coordinators did a better job on this show than The Sing Off.
Chico: You really wanted to like the guy who wanted a swimming pool for
hydrotherapy. You really wanted to not like the guy who wanted to go on to
become Miss Gay US of A at Large.
Gordon: Actually I thought the Miss Gay U S of A large was a good story. His
flaw was he didn't itemize what the money would be used for.
Chico: That's why I didn't like him. If you're going to go to the Man's house,
you have to play the Man's game. You know you're going on a game show where
you have to answer for your request down to a tee.
Gordon: True. One thing I didn't like as we dwell into the bad, is that the
money total is All or Nothing. You can't negotiate the funds.
Chico: Which is kinda screwed up, really. I mean, on Shark Tank, you could at
least talk them down depending on the situation. That made things more
interesting.
Gordon: Right. So that I wasn't a fan of. I also didn't like the host, who was
just there.
Chico: I think he was trying not to be a part of the negotiations. He was just
a conduit.
Gordon: Maybe, but he didn't add anything to it either.
Chico: Right.
Gordon: I think if you need a host there, he needs to ask the questions, to
and be the Barbara Walters type, asking the probing questions.
Chico: That you think would be the panel's job.
Gordon: But I mean more for conduiting with the audience. Something like what
Graham Norton did.
Chico: Ah, right.
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BANK OF HOLLYWOOD - E! |
GORDON |
CHICO |
AVERAGE-O-MATIC |
C |
C |
C |
Gordon: So it's grade time. It's not as bad as
I thought it was going to be. That being said, it does have a lot of work that
needs to be done to make it an E! staple. C.
Chico: That's about right. I mean, it has personality, but at the same time,
it has untapped potential. C. We'll see how it goes for all three shows into
the new year. We'll be watching intently. We're also going to be watching
intently the finale of Survivor this Sunday.
Chico: As you know, we record on a Saturday before Sunday night happenings
happen, so we'll be chatting about it now. Russell leaves his immunity
necklace lifeline on the table (not that he needs it). Brett knew he was a
target, and he fought like hell to stay... and it worked. So you have to get
rid of somebody, right?
Gordon: True. And the somebody, for everyone who isn't a Galu, must be Shambo.
If I'm Foa Foa, no one from Galu must make the finals.
Chico: Destroy your enemy completely. That's page 1 of the Art of War right
there.
Gordon: Not only that, but your jury will be 7 Galu. If any of their own get
to the finals, they win.,
Chico: That said. It's time to break down the final five.
Gordon: So...Big Board please?
Who Wins If...
- Brett gets to the end: Brett wins
- Russell get to the end and Brett doesn't: Russell wins
- Neither Brett NOR Russell get to the end: Jaison wins
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Gordon: The subject: Who wins if...
Chico: Let's go over the jury one more time. We have Erik, Kelly, Laura, John,
Dave, Monica, and Shambo.
Gordon: 1. if Brett gets to the end, he wins.
Chico: Because the jury is stacked to his favor.
Gordon: All of which are Galu.
Chico: That just leaves the Foa Foa four.
Gordon: 2. If Russell gets to the finals and Brett doesn't, he wins.
Chico: Yep. The other three... it's a tossup, because none of them made any
moves that signified an endgame strategy.
Gordon: I disagree,
Chico: You think so?
Gordon: 3. If both Brett and Russell get knocked out, Jaison wins.
Chico: I'd have to attribute that to it just happening. I mean, Jaison and Mick,
those two are your physical gamers.
Gordon: Jaison has been planting the seeds that he has been the mastermind (even
though he hasn't). Jaison has been playing a very good end game, and he knows he
needs to knock out Russell.
Chico: I think knocking out Russell's going to be easier done than said. Even if
it's by a jury vote. There's no way that Russell's going to win, especially
after he had that Immunity Idol around his neck.
Gordon: I absolutely think Russell can win and has the votes to do so. this does
not seem like a group that will vote on emotion. They seem that they will vote
for the best player, and Russell has been, far and away, the best player this
season
Chico: Yeah, he just has to get that far, and I don't see it happening.
Gordon: If the remaining people are smart, it won't happen.
Chico: He's a great gamer. He's a great player. He needs to find out how to be a
great winner, though. Now what about Kennedy? Is she a great gamer?
Gordon: I would hope so :)
Chico: Let's go back a bit. Seven years ago, GSN had a show called Friend or
Foe. It was part of the Great GSN renaissance there.
Gordon: Yes it was.
Chico: It was hosted by one Lisa Kennedy Montgomery, who introduced herself as
our game show hussy, and then Gordon, because he's Gordon, claimed her as such.
Gordon: I did. And she was my Game Show Hussy for 7 years. And it was good.
Chico: Fastforward to this week, and she's an expert on Millionaire
Gordon: Which is also good. Good for her.
Chico: You'd LIKE to think that. I have a few questions for you...
[$15,000] (Up in the Sky)
What celestial object was named in 1930, by an eleven-year-old girl named
Venetia Burney?
A: Venus
B: Saturn
C: Pluto
D: Mercury
Gordon: Well its in 1930, so that would have to be when a later planet come out.
I'd say Pluto.
Chico: Kennedy says A, because of the name similarities, and that C was named by
someone else.
Gordon: Who named it? Roy Disney?
Chico: Note to Kennedy...The dog was named for the planet, not the other way
around. And as for Roy Disney, who passed on this week... we're sorry for that
joke.
(Silence)
Chico: Thank you. Next question....
[$25,000] (Miss Universe)
Stefania Fernandez, who was crowned Miss Universe in 2009, is the beauty
pageant's second straight winner from what country?
A: Spain
B: Brazil
C: Argentina
D: Venezuela
Gordon: I belive it's Venezuela
Chico: So did Kennedy. You're both right. So far, 1-1. Next...
[$25,000] (Astronomy)
In astronomy, which of these celestial sights would be considered an "asterism"?
A: Halley's Comet
B: The Moon
C: The Big Dipper
D: Neptune
Gordon: An Asterism is a cluster of stars. So that has to be The big Dipper.
Chico: Correct Kennedy said... A.
Gordon: Oops
Chico: Next one...
[$10,000] (CELEBRITY Q) - asked by Susan Lucci
Since January 5, 1970, "All My Children" has chronicled the tumultuous days and
nights of what fictional place?
A: Wisteria Lane
B: Pine Valley
C: Port Charles
D: Stars Hollow
Chico: Kennedy apparently has a lot of time to watch her stories, because she
nails this one.
Gordon: She probably does. I haven't seen her in anything lately.
Chico: I know this one because I remember the SNL sketch.
Gordon: That's Pine Valley.
Chico: That IS Pine Valley
Gordon: Yay!
Chico: Going off course a little. Not an Expert question...BUT... for $5000...
Gordon: Uh oh.
Chico: You know where this is going.
Gordon: I do (prepares the skunk bed)
[$5,000] (Famous Daughters)
In 2009, NBC's "Today" show hired as a new correspondent Jenna Hager, the
now-married daughter of whom?
A: Al Gore
B: John McCain
C: Bill Clinton
D: George W. Bush
Gordon: If I remember correctly, Jenna was the first name of a Bush. And no, not
a Hanukkah bush, so the answer is D.
Chico: He says he watches the Today show, then in a panic says.... B. final
answer.
Gordon: Jenna McCain? um...no.
Chico: A skunk for the contestant. Now for the final Kennedy question...
[$7,500] (Shakira)
In 2009, a hit single by Shakira had a Spanish version titled "Loba" and an
English version titled what?
A: She Devil
B: She Cat
C: She Wolf
D: She Dragon
Chico: I know this because they're both in my iPod. And I'm Spanish.
Gordon: Well Lobo means wolf (since I did study Spanish), so I'm thinking it's
C.
Chico: Kennedy says C, because "wolf" in Italian is Lupo, and it's similar.
Gordon: That works.
Chico: So your game show hussy is 3 for 5. That's gotta count for something
Gordon: That's a .600 record. I like it. She can stay my game show hussy :)
Chico: There you go.
Gordon: However if you want an almost .400 record, then you can go see what
happened this week on The Price is Right.
Chico: What happened on Price this week made me sad. Some post-game stats. This
week's record was 10-19-1, with a bailout on It's in the Bag. And over the
course of the week we had a double overbid AND someone not so much winning a
digital baby grand as it was just handed to him on a silver plate. And to top it
all off, Thursday's show saw a season-low $15,110 go out the door. Were it not
for one win, the amount would be LESS THAN $10,000.
Gordon: Thaaaaat's not too good.
Chico: Get me a Big Bored, sir.
One Short of a Washout...
Part 2
- 5 Price Tags: LOSS
- Squeeze Play: LOSS
- Danger Price: WIPEOUT
- Pushover: WIN
- Stack the Deck: LOSS
- Clock Game: FAIL
- Double Overbid
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Chico: We're calling this one "One Short of a
Washout Part 2." First up, 5 Price Tags, with two of them out of order. That was
bad juju right there. Even worse, with three picks: he couldn't eliminate the 0s
and 5s first. If you're playing for a foreign car, go for 0 and 5 first. More
often than not, you're going to be right.
Gordon: You should always go for the 0 and 5. It's a hard enough game. Usually
they won't trick you with the tags.
Chico: The Kia Soul+ was $16,595. Also, pay attention to the brand. Kias are
cheap. They're efficient, but cheap.
Gordon: Yep. next one?
Chico: Next is a trip to Buenos Aires in Squeeze Play: 81341. This looks like
random chance to me.
Gordon: Well you need to keep the other 1 in there. The 3 needs to go.
Chico: Bingo. Send me a postcard :-) Next up, Danger Price. Drink machine,
cooler, stemware, and bar set. The Danger Price: $700. Strategy says if the
Danger Price is low, go high.
Chico: That would be the bar set.
Gordon: Right. It would NOT be the Drink machine
Chico: Yep.
Gordon: Kimberly goes with...the Drink Machine. Cost: $700. LOSS
Chico: Pamela Ford gets the sole W of the day with Pushover for a hot tub
5 9 6 7 1 9 4 8 3
Gordon: Sorry $7,194
Chico: You'd be ... right.
Gordon: Yay!
Chico: We're stacking the Deck next. The deck:
9 8 5 3 2 4 1.
Chico: He gets two of the cards giving him a price of $-8,4--. Now if you ask
me, we're playing for an American car with fabric protection, so I'd ask for the
last number first.
Gordon: This is just bad play on James first. The first 2 numbers selected
should always be the third and 4th.
Chico: He does ask for the third first. But let's say you have all three.
Gordon: If you have all 3, you go 3, 4, 5 You'd see this: $--,429. The 1 means
that the first number would be a 1. And the 9 means the second number has to be
8.
Chico: From there, it's a cakewalk.
Gordon: So $18,429.
Chico: But the last game was simply... inexcusable. DirecTV in the Clock Game...
Gordon: You can't mess up The Clock Game.
Chico: Unless you do what our player did.
Gordon: If you guess $720 and Drew says higher, then $730 and he says lower,
don't go $740. :P
Chico: And for god's sake... don't bid in cents. And don't say "Dollars" all the
time. He was so close to getting this right... it was just... fundamentals, you
know?
Gordon: Fun for mentals. But at least we can redeem ourselves with a nice
Showcase win, right?
Chico: Right. That didn't happen either.
Gordon: Aw.
Chico: First Showcase: Sony Vaio notebook, power tools, $500 gift cards, and a
Ford F150. That's at least... $24,000 right there.
Gordon: I would say so. What's the bid?
Chico: Player bids $26,540. Actual price... $26,327. Woops.
Gordon: And as Drew chastises him, that extra 540 cost him 26 large.
Chico: Second Showcase... kayaks, surfboards, wetsuits, a trip to Costa Rica,
and a Gemcar. Bid on it, Gordon.
Gordon: $16,969. Because that showcase really sucks.
Chico: It was $17,925
Gordon: I win. Where's my crappy Gemcar?
Chico: Would you prefer one from the hamsters?
Gordon: The hamsters made one. Hamster rollers for wheels, Shavings for seat
cushions, and pellets for fuel.
Chico: I'll tell them to ship it over.
Gordon: So when the Gem Car comes over to roll, I can say Roll that Beautiful
Gem Car...and brain Footage.
Chico: BAD JOKE!
(Doug:
Live, local, and latebreaking... From the four corners of the globe to your
frontal lobe, this is WLTI Brainvision News, and now here's Gordon Pepper, Chico
Alexander, and the award-winning Brainvision News Team)
Gordon: Well the Gem Car runs on the same stuff :)P
Chico: Electricity and dreams?
Gordon: I was thinking poo.
Chico: Ah
Gordon: But let's start with a Date Book.
Survivor
Finals on Sunday. The Sing Off Finale on Monday. And reruns almost everywhere
else except Let's Make a Deal, so watch that. And next week is Christmas week on
TPIR, so watch that, too.
Chico: And as for the Sing-Off Finale... They're doing it up big. We've got
Smokey Robinson, Natasha Bedingfield, Bobby McFerrin, and Boyz II Men
performing. Oh yeah, and the Bubs win over Nota :-) Wut. :-)
Gordon: We'll see if that happens, though I think both of us are calling it.
Chico: I think Nota gets a deal somehow, though.
Gordon: I agree. They are very talented.
Chico: Marking it
Gordon: And I'll mark the holidays with a Hanukkah gift (Gives Chico a bat)
Chico: Nice!
Gordon: I worked hard on the red and green stripes.
Chico: I can tell!
NBC
has found its Guy.... literally. Food Network Star winner Guy Fieri has been
tapped to host Perfect 10. Now he's hosted Ultimate Recipe Showdown, so we know
he has the chops to work a room.
Chico: Can he translate that to network TV, though?
Gordon: I don't know if he can. It will be interesting to watch though
Chico: Probably more interesting... they're pushing the show back to later in
the season or perhaps summer.
Gordon: I agree with that. If you put it in the Summer, you have a better chance
to nurture the show, and more original programming makes the Summer that much
more interesting. However, we had some stuff this week on TV...not so
interesting.
Are
YOU Smarter than...a number of people this week on Wheel of Fortune's Heroes
week.
Gordon: Would you like to play?
Chico: I would LOVE to play
Gordon: This is a thing
H I - H / E F F I C I E N C - / F R O N T - L O A D / - A S H E R
Chico: High efficiency front-load washer.
Gordon: Yes. We have a guess of High efficieNT front-load washer. Which would be
right if you ignored the fact that there's a C already in the puzzle and the
number of letters in the word is wrong.
Chico: I think that would be... wrong
Gordon: Shall we play again?
Chico: Yes we shall
Gordon: Phrase
- O / - O / - O / A N D / A / - O T T L E / O - / R - M
Chico: Yo ho ho and a Bottle of Rum
Gordon: Yes. We have a guess of HO ho ho and a bottle of rum.
Chico: Drunken Santa's coming to town?
Gordon: We have ho ho hos but thats later on. Another puzzle?
Chico: Yes, please.
Gordon: The category is What are you doing?
- E A - I N G / T - E / W - -
Chico: Leading the Way
Gordon: Very good. We get as a guess...Wearing the Wig.
Chico: Umm... no. a) the I and G are already up there and 2) ... wearing the
wig?
Gordon: I think this is more wearing the dunce cap
Chico: Yep
Gordon: So not a good week to be a Wheel of Fortune Solver. Also not a good week
to be a Dance Judge as we get into Haterade.
Chico: Oh dear.
America's
best Dance Crew judge and So You Think You Can Dance guest judge Shane Sparks
has been arrested and charged with 8 counts of child molestation.
Chico: That's not going to bode well for the new season.
Gordon: No it won't. Meanwhile, I have something here that you should never
attempt to molest.
Chico: Yo. *pounds*
Hulk Hogan's Celebrity Wrestling competition has gone to the great squared
circle in the sky.
Chico: Praise be. The rule once again, 12 months, no word, missing, assumed
cancelled.
Add the Estate of Panic as well. And, unfortunately, Cha$e, both shows that
us staffers here liked.
Chico: Now that just sucks. I liked those shows.
And Blush: The search for the next great make-up artist, which we didn't like
as much.
Chico: Umm...no
Gordon: Now all the sci-fi fans who brave the blizzard can go out and get fully
loaded.
Chico: Hic.
Cash
Cab is heading to iPhone. So is Family Feud. Both are $4.99 at the iTunes App
Store
Gordon: We did our own version of Cash Cab earlier on this Summer. Chico was
THIS CLOSE to escape without paying the tolls.
Chico: Stupid last question.
Gordon: Who wants some hoes?
Chico: Me! *plays "Pimpin' All Over the World"* I thought about playing "Cancel
Christmas", but...
In
this week's Hodometer, Kim Coles hosts the 2010 LA Ordanizing Awards, Jamie
Faith Edmonson (Amazing Race) takes it off for Playboy...Donald Trump peddles
off some golf, Rupaul has another Drag Race in February, George Duran cakes off
on TLC...Alyson Hannigan and Lee Ann Rimes go cooking with Gordon Ramsay, Simon
Cowell may...or may not...leave American Idol, and Adam Jasinsky is released
from Prison...for now.
Chico: And all it cost him was his parent's house.
Gordon: Yep. But none of them is your ho of the week.
Chico: Who'd'ya got for me?
Gordon: Your ho is Melissa Rycroft, who first of all is co-hosting Dick Clarks's
Rocking New Year's Eve, and second of all, GOT MARRIED! Isn't that great?
Chico: Wonderful! She deserves it. She's been 2009's It girl. So far as our
little world is.
Gordon: I know you want to send Melissa something. Get her a toaster.
Chico: I'll get her a blender. One that makes coffee as well.
Gordon: And those...are your hoes.
Chico: And finally, we're going global.
We're
going to Italy by way of Spain. "The Sting", or "El Golpe" has been sold to
Italy. It premiered to massive numbers: almost a quarter of all Italians were
watching.
Gordon: The question is - when will we see it here?
Chico: A year. Maybe two..
Gordon: We'll ponder on that. And that's Brainvision. Shut it down.
Chico: Shutting it down. Still to come, Gordon plays Santa for 2008.
Chico: But first, it was last week's big story. We're going to break down what
could happen as a result.
Gordon: You're reading WLTI. you give us 22 minutes, and we'll give you 22
obstacles on a course that ninjas will enjoy.
Chico: Hwa!
(Brainvision has been brought to you by The 12 Days of Secret X-Mas. Is the
milk provided by the 8 Maids a milking worth $3.69 or $7.69? And what corner do
you put the Partridge in a pear tree?)
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