Chico: Careful, it's flammable.
Gordon: Smello-rific
Jason: 10 block line in my neighborhood.
Gordon: So enough of the beans. Let's play some games. What are we starting with?
Chico: First of all, we have a lineup on X Factor, finally. Now the question is... based on what we know about such TV shows... and how many people are watching (not many)... who's gonna win it?
Gordon: Time to play some March Madness!
Chico: Yay. You know how we do. We'll whittle it down to one person/group in each group, and then.. battle royale. Just to let you know, this week... Diamond White, Willie Jones, David Correy, and Sister C... ALL eliminated. So they... are not going to be playing.
Gordon: aw
Chico: So we have three acts in each group. In lieu of first round byes, we'll just let them go at it. So first up...

The TEENAGERS.
Beatrice Miller vs. Arin Ray vs. Carly Rose Sonenclar

Gordon: Is there any chance at all Carly Rose SonenclaRinger won't be the last one in the
group standing? ANY chance?
Jason: None.
Chico: ... No, not really.
Gordon: Let's cut to the chase. Carly wins.
Jason: She won't win though.
Chico: No she won't, but she will make a Cher-Lloyd-type career out of this. CARLY ROSE SONENCLAR moves on. Next...

The YOUNG ADULTS
CeCe Frey vs. Jennel Garcia vs. Paige Thomas.

Jason: Jennel Garcia wins.
Chico: I'm going to go with Jennel in a squeak, I think Paige has a better than fair chance. But she needs to pick better material.
Gordon: I think she has a better than fair chance. Paige in the upset.
Chico: So Jason ends up being the decider. Jennel moves on. But watch out for Paige. Next...

The OLD FARTS.

Chico: Err...

THE OVER 25s.
Vino Alan vs. Jason Brock vs. Tate Stevens.

Chico: Look for Tate to be your country vocalist of the show. TATE moves on.
Jason: Bingo.
Gordon: I'll go with that. there's your country vote.
Chico: Yep. Easy.
Chico: Finally...

The GROUPS.

Chico: Ours is the I-95 Bypass. :-) Theirs...

1432, Emblem 3, and Lyric 145.

Jason: Emblem 3 wins.
Chico: Here's the problem I have with that, and it's a problem I have with Lyric 145 as well. Emblem 3 sang Matisyahu. Which was awesome. Lyric 145 sang a mash up of Boom! Shake the Room and Gangnam Style. 1432 on the other hand, took the safe route and went with a REALLY BIG SONG. "We are Never Ever Getting Back Together".
Gordon: I'm going to go with Fodder in the Finals...I mean Emblem3
Chico: I would've gone with 1432, but doesn't really matter to me, does it? A group is not going to win this show. Which leads us to...

The Final Four: Carly Rose Sonenclar vs. Tate Stevens vs. Jennel Garcia vs. Emblem3

Jason: Bull. Emblem 3 will win the whole thing.
Chico: This is not the UK X Factor where you have One Direction making all the ladies lose it. Simon Cowell cannot make it two in a row. I think LA's Over 25 will make it a race.
Gordon: I'm going to go with CARLY. She has the fan base and the recognition.
Chico: I'm going with Tate Stevens in the upset. So... congratulations to Astro for Winning X Factor 2.
Gordon: Yay!
Chico: We'll see if we're right in a few weeks. And next week, we'll probe into the other talent show, because we're all about equal time. :-) Right now, we're all about a break. What's coming up?
Gordon: Coming Up: Determinations in the other game shows. Should be fun - especially with Jason Block wearing a swimsuit.
Jason: Um...what?
Chico: Umm. ew?
Jason: And why is this speedo so small?
Chico: I'm guessing we'll find out right after this. I'll just.. be over here...

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Chico: Of course, the fact that Kumar of Harold & Kumar is involved makes me wonder how big a brain you have to win this thing. Then again, Kal Penn is a smart cat.
Jason: Dude was an advisor to the President.
Chico: That's moxie you have to respect, and ultimately I respect it. Up next, it's a simple question.... Are You In... or Are you Out?
Gordon: Start it up
Chico: First up...

Lisa Whelchel... Survivor... the final five

Chico: We know she's valuable, but HOW valuable?
Jason: I am IN. She is playing this a LOT better than the beginning.
Gordon: I don't know about that. In, but Barely. She's still not in the cool clique yet. She needs to nestle up with Jeff Kent.
Chico: I'm also in. She's proving herself to be a lot more valuable. All she needs is an in with an alliance.
Gordon: That's a Kardashian sized in.
Chico: NO COMMENT.
Gordon: Next one....

Abbie and Ryan, Amazing Race, Final 3. They are strong. Are they 2 million strong?

Jason: I will say NO. But close.
Chico: I think the $2 million makes them strong. But one mistake could cost them. I'm going IN.
Gordon: As is always - but they are strong. IN.
Chico: Next...

The Newlywed Game... Thursday nights.... the full 65.

Jason: Oh come on...TOO EASY. IN IN And in.
Chico: What else are they going to put there and where else are they going to put the Newlywed Game? I don't think it's a smart move myself, but it's a move. IN.
Gordon: Terrible move - but they will do it. IN
Chico: Next?
Gordon: Next one...

Cee Le Green, the Voice, Finals

Jason: OUT. I don't think he has the coaching skills.
Chico: OUT. I don't think he takes this at all seriously, and I can't wait for season 4 to start.
Gordon: I have a different rationale, and that is I think the allegations may stick and he may not be at liberty to show up in the finals. OUT.
Chico: OUCH.
Gordon: Next one?
Chico: Next...

Gilles Marini & Peta Murgatroyd.... Dancing with the Stars All-Stars.... Top 4.

Jason: OUT. No way.
Chico: OUT. Bottlenecked at the top. Too little room for any certainties.
Gordon: OUT. No chance. Last one....

Barack Obama, White House, February 1st, 2013

Chico: Here come the boom.
Gordon: You see what I did there?
Jason: I did. And I will be truly honest about this. I think too many people see too many things wrong with this President and his policies. OUT.
Chico: IN. I'm going to go with Nate Silver on this. And for the record... I have about as many right wing friends as I do left wing friends... and when all of this is over in 48 hours... I'm still gonna be friends with all of them. And as it is written, it's coming down to Gordon.
Jason: Well, Gordon?
Chico: Well?
Jason: ...
Chico: ...
Gordon: I say....
Jason: ......
Chico: ......
Jason: .........
Chico: .........
Gordon: Watch this! (Runs)
Jason: GET BACK HERE GORDON!!!
Chico: DON'T YOU RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN from this!!

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Chico: I see what you did THERE. Okay, kids, we're going to make this as simple as we can. You vote for a singer. You vote for a dancer. This summer, you voted for a dog, which I still don't get, but anyway. This Tuesday, VOTE FOR SOMETHING THAT MATTERS.
Jason: Like your government. How you want the country to run.
Chico: Do your research. Question your candidates.
Jason: Ballot Initiatives
Chico: Listen to them....And then... when you're at that booth... all you have to do is LISTEN TO YOURSELF. It's your right... don't let anyone take it from you.
Jason: Because, if you don't vote, you have ZERO right to bitch the next Four Years. All joking aside, this is THE most important thing I take seriously as a citizen.
Chico: .... seriously.
Jason: Don't tweet about starting riots...come on now.
Chico: Seriously.
Gordon: I vote for a Speed Round starting....,NOW!
Chico: Survivor: Who's next to be voted out?
Jason: Penner
Chico: Agreed.
Gordon: Bye bYE Johnny. X-Factor: who's out first?
Jason: Arin Fray
Chico: 1432
Gordon: I'm going with Jason Brock.
Chico: The Race... Who makes their exit?
Jason: Goat Boys
Chico: I'll go with goat boys
Gordon: Baaaa. Any email?
Chico: Naaaaaa. But you can change that. You want to email us, do so at wlti@gameshownewsnet.com. Or find us on Facebook /wlti.gsnn. OR follow us on Twitter @wltiongsnn. And of course, if you dare to hear our voices. You can check out WLTI Live on CLW83.com or look up CLW83 on
iTunes. We got stuff that's too good to leave up here. And that's gonna do it for us, but before we go to the claim office, big thanks to Jason Block!
Jason: Thank you Especially this week. I needed this.
Chico: Told you, it's therapeutic. Next week, more therapy. Until then, for Gordon Pepper and everyone at GSNN, I'm Chico Alexander... our time's up, we thank you for yours. Game over.... and spread the love.