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Episode 24.10 - Tomato Juice
August 9
Chico: Hey there, Chico Alexander here. I thought
about retiring after this season... but after thinking long and hard, we deicded...I
still need a few more weeks to think about it. Gordon: My decision rests on Chico's ankle. Josh: COME ON! Jason: Dont even start....:) Josh: *throws a Brett Favre helmet at the two of them* Chico: Ow.. Josh: I swear...the pair of ya. Chico: In that case, I should be fine then. Gordon: Aw (Puts sledgehammer away) Chico: Were you trying to break my ankle? Gordon: I was trying to make you an offer you wouldnt refuse. Chico: I bet you were. And speaking of things that never quit... from somewhere
in America... WLTI... is.. ON! Jason: WOO! Josh: Yee-haw! Gordon: Gordon Pepper here, along with some football fanatics. The first one,
who has to realize that the Brooklyn Cyclones are NOT a football team,. Mr.
Jason Block. Jason: Hey, how are you? Chico: And our second one, who has weekends booked from now all the way through
to February... Agent Josh. Josh: And gentlemen, I have a penalty flag for Gordon and Chico *throws it at
their feet* Chico: Mind explaining that one, sir? Josh: Personal Foul...Ignorance during your Viewer Mail segment last week. As in
why classic Hollywood Squares is not on GSN. MGM has put that on hulu. Gordon: That's an effect Josh, not a cause. It's on Hulu because GSN couldn't
match Hulu's offer, not because it's on Hulu. So (takes bucket of tomato juice.
Dumps it on Josh) Josh: DAH! Chico: Penalties offset. Josh: ....first down... Jason: I guess we are ready for football :) Or Madden 11 Chico: Now let's get this show on the road with this. Last October, we saw the
first ep of Let's Make a Deal, Wayne Brady flavor. What we didn't know was that
there was at least 11, maybe 12 episodes shot prior to the show we saw that
fateful October day. Josh: Oooooooooooh Chico: Fast forward to this week and the beginning of what we're calling "The
Lost Deal Summer." We get to see those 11, maybe 12 shows every Monday,
Wednesday, and Friday in August. Josh: I liked the fact that they thought of summer, and saved a few new episodes
for what's usually a predictable rerun season. Chico: And you know, it's good to compare how they started the season with how
they finish, how clean of a program resulted, and all the growing pains suffered
throughout. Jason: Cool Gordon: It's fun to see it Chico: Yeah it is. Jason: What are the good points of this...besides being original eps? Gordon: And it's fun to see Allision Fiore again. Somewhat. Chico: Big somewhat. Jason: LOL Chico: I mean, we see her... after seeing half a season of Tiffany Coyne... I'm
ready to see Tiffany Coyne again. Josh: Tiffany to me was the better of the two. Jason: Oh yeah Josh: She was more into it, she was very bubbly...Plus I got something for
blondes. Gordon: She was definitely more into it. Chico: Oh yeah. She was a trooper. As for the rest of the show... You can tell
that they were playing it as it lies and hoping things wouldn't screw up, and
you know, if you look back on the "lost" episodes of Hollywood Squares back in
1998... It comes with the territory. Jason: You mean "safe" Chico: Basically. And I don't know about you, but I think a show works better
when they play it loose. Jason: I do too. Gordon: Looes only works if they can contain it. I don't have a problem with
these episodes. Chico: I don't either. Josh: You have to have a host that's able to contain the craziness. Gene Rayburn
was able to do it on MG 7x Chico: Oh yeah. Josh: One of the tougher parts of being a host. Chico: Yep. But it's great to see the humble beginnings one more time. Kinda
like a warmup for season 2. Can't wait for that either. Josh: Save the date. Gordon: I can't wait for that. I think Brendan and Rachel can't wait for the
Veto competition.
Chico: The power couple is in trouble. Jason: Huge! Chico: Thanks to new HOH Matt. Josh: Matt has played this effectively, but he's done all he can do to break up
the power couple. Chico: I think that was the MO for ANY member of the Brigade. Gordon: And now with the Brigade in control this week, it's time to play this
properly. Jason: This is great. Because if Rachel is on the block come Thursday, she is
done. Chico: So basically Rachel needs to win the Veto or else. Gordon: Well we've seen dumber things happen, but I don't think either of them
have the brain power to flip the house. Josh: The two don't have the brain power to light up a small christmas light. Jason: What was brilliant was when Britney was blatanly mocking Rachel...and she
DIDNT GET IT. Chico: Or she got it. But it's like "Hey, I think I'll join in." She's bubbly. Jason: And a ******* ditz. Josh: JASON! Not in front of the kids. Jason: Sorry. Gordon: So the question is which one is leaving Chico: Whoever doesn't get the veto is leaving. Jason: Rachel beyond a doubt Chico: My vote is Rachel. Josh: I'll make it a majority. Chico: She has the brains, but she's kept them at a minimum. A little too long,
if you ask me. Jason: Can we talk about the new saboteur? Gordon: Sure Jason: The new saboteur is...RAGAN. Josh: And he accepted? Jason: And courtesy of the live feeds...he opened Pandora's box...and accepted
:) Chico: So he's out of the game. And now he's playing for $50K. Gordon: It makes sense. I think he knows he's not going to win the game but he
thinks he can get far enough to reach the midway point. Jason: Pretty much. Chico: Well, the midway point is what, a week away? Josh: I think he would still be in the game if he made it all the way through. Gordon: Ne won't win it. Chico: Nope. Josh: He doesn't have a lot of time to wreak havoc. Chico: Nope. Gordon: Which is my point Jason: I think he can do it though. Chico: Perhaps he can go for quality over quantity? Josh: I hope they do something better than locking the door to the food cabinet. Chico: Yeah, that was kinda lame. Jason: Very much so Chico: Even the ones suggested via Facebook were kinda... meh. Gordon: Well here's the thing with Ragan. He now knows a lot of dirty laundry.
It wouldnt be that hard to come up with some good ideas. Chico: Because Ragan's swag like that. Or something. Jason: I think that was the right choice to be the one. Josh: America did get it right. Chico: Agreed. Can't wait to see what craziness the professor can come up with. Gordon: I agree. But do you agree with America choosing their top 4 talents of
the week? Jason: I think they got it right Chico: I think so too. As a rundown, your semifinalists are Taylor Matthews,
Prince Poppycock, MURRAY, and in a judge's decision, ArcAttack over Anna &
Patryk, and I know G, you're happy as a pig in mud about that one. Gordon: I am. Chico: For those of you who don't know, Gordon was at the New York auditions
where Anna & Patryk basically got a do-over, right? Gordon: Right. I'm glad they didn't get another do-over. Jason: No kidding Chico: Though Piers wanted it. I was going like... N-O N-O Spells NO. NO. Jason: ROFL Chico: Besides, given the choices... ArcAttack by a mile. Come on, now. Josh: I would rather those two youngsters go on DWTS in the young dancers
feature. Chico: Yeah, you only get one shot. And if you mess it up, Len rips you a new
one. Josh: ArcAttack does something that is DEFINITELY vegas-worthy. Jason: Big time Chico: Call it a character-building episode. But yeah, ArcAttack... original. Gordon: Right Now usually, we'd put a list of your semi-finalists in play.
However, this week is the YouTube acts. What makes this interesting is that they
didn't get face time, so this is going to be interesting to see how the vote
comes out. It's going to be mostly performance based instead of back story
based. Josh: GOOD! TALENT! :-) Chico: I want to see how these'll come into play against people we know all
about. Jason: I agree. This should be fun Josh: But if you ask me, I rather prefer what they did last season with the
MySpace auditions. They get their own Audition show. They don't get a free-pass. Chico: Well, you have to add wrinkles here and theere. Josh: To me, these YouTube winners are getting a free pass on their videos
alone. With the MySpace winners, they had to go to an audition show and prove
their stuff in front of the four toughest judges. Piers, Sharon, Hoff and a
rowdy crowd. From what I understand, The YouTube winners don't have to audition,
and they go straight to the California shows where it's up to America. Chico: Well, the judges/producers have to sift through all the talent. But it's
up to America to see who'll get to go to the big show. So it's KINDA like the
Myspace auditions, only ... not. Josh: They took a step out...an important and entertaining step. Chico: The audition where they start to crumble? Josh: RIGHT! Gordon: That would be entertaining. Now my questions is - how entertaining is
Money Hungry? Chico: I'm going to go on a limb and say... Not. In fact, and I don't say it
often... I kinda feel sorry for those involved. Jason: From what I saw...not much. It felt like any VH1 reality show i have seen
before. Chico: So you that the whole VH1 show vibe... coupled with the dangers of crash
dieting for fun and profit. Jason: Yeah. I needed a shower after watching. This is media-ho dom at its
worst. Gordon: You can't even say this is unique, with the exception of the personal
funds involved Josh: I abstain. Didn't see it and quite frankly don't want to. Jason: But the problem is that VH1 is still risking lives for profit. Did they
learn from Ryan Jenkins? No. So... is there ANYTHING good about this? Gordon: No. For anyone who cares, Denise and Katelyn lost their $10,000 first.
Can't say I do. F. Jason: I dont either. F Chico: Me.... I pine for the days of "My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad". F. Josh: OWCH! Chico: Because it was hosted by the same guy. So that adds up to... EPIC FAIL.
BAD VH1. Gordon: He needs a better vehicle. And Vh1 should know better. Chico: Learn something from Don't Forget The Lyrics! and get back to me. Josh: They need to go back to playing music videos. Chico: Yes. Josh: It's better quality of programming Chico: Speaking of quality programming. It's finals time. Time to see who's
learned the most and who... hasn't. First up, Hell's Kitchen. Gordon: I would consider So You Think You Can Dance and Hell's Kitchen better
programming, don't you? Chico: Yes and yes. Gordon: So let's do some handicapping, shall we? Chico: On one hand, you have the hardest and brightest class that Chef Ramsay
ever saw to... culminating in one of the toughest finals to handicap. Big Board?
Tale of the Tape Part 1
- Jay Won More Services
- Jay the Executive Chef
- Holli Won More Individual Challenges
Josh: Oooooh Gordon: The Subject: Tale of the Tape, Part 1. Chico: Okay, let's start with the dinner services. Jay has clearly won more
services than Holli. I have to put it on the team she was on in that regard. Josh: Also known as the time on television with the most bleeps per second. Chico: But Jay has a trump card: he's been nominated as Best of the Best. Josh: I'd give it to Jay thus far. Again, he's won more services, he's got the
in-show pedigree. Chico: At the reward challenges.. Jay won the most, again, clearly an indication
of his team rather than himself. If we were talking individual challenges, Holli
had it over Jay by ONE. But it was a tight one. So, it could go either way. Gordon: I don't think so. I think Jay has a strong edge here. With team
challenges, he beat Holli 5-0. Chico: Again, that's his team. It's not necessarily about him, but his team. Gordon: But he's a part of his team winning, just like Holli was a part of her
team losing Chico: True. Gordon: So I'm going to say Jay as well. Chico: Seems like we're going to give it to Jay. Josh: I'd say that's a fair assumption Chico He's got the chops to win this
competition. But I see this being the closest in HK history. Chico: So I'm going to go Jay as well. This could be as close as a pinch of
salt, though. I want to say whoever gets Benjamin loses. Gordon: Nice. Now let's move on to the other finale show - So You Think You Can
Dance. We are down to 3 dancers. Believe it or not, one of them is a female,
which you wouldn't have expected at the beginning of the finals. Chico: Shocked me! =p Gordon: Board me.
Tale of the Tape Part 2
- Kent's Never Been in the Bottom
- Robert NOT consistent
- Lauren slipped up ONCE
Chico: Tale of the Tape Part 2 coming. If you ask
me, it's really a two-person race. It's going to be between Kent and Lauren.
Robert's been up and down all throughout the competition. No consistency. As for
Kent and Lauren... Well, Kent's NEVER been in the bottom. Lauren's been in the
bottom once. Gordon: I agree. I think it's Kent's to lose. Chico: Usually this show favors perfection. It demands it. Kent's been on it,
doggone it... He wins. So Gordon and I are in agreement. Kent wins. Meanwhile,
Cooper is busy dancing in a hole in the ground. Josh: I would make a "Hole in the wall" joke here, but I don't want any more
tomato juice. Gordon: I do (Grabs a vat) Chico: Down, dude. Josh: (Grabs Vat) You want it, You got it! Chico: Oh my... Gordon: (Trips Josh) Josh: Oof Gordon: (Dumps Vat on Josh) Josh: DAH! Gordon: Rookie. Jason: Guys, this is a family show...NOT FAMILY DOUBLE DARE :) Chico: Usually the hams/others preface the news with physical comedy, not the
panelists. Josh: I shoulda kept my yap shut. Chico: Yeah, you really should've. Gordon? Please. Gordon: Roll that Beautiful Brain Footage.
(Doug: Live, local, and latebreaking... From the four corners of the globe to your
frontal lobe, this is WLTI Brainvision News, and now here's Gordon Pepper, Chico
Alexander, and the award-winning Brainvision News Team)
Chico: Thanks, Doug.... Heh... you and your tomato juices... Gordon: Hey Red is a nice color. Josh can jhust say he got a temporary sunburn. Chico: Okay, serious face on. Let's start with this from the Business End... Josh: *lifts up a Johnny Damon BWP bat*
We
start with ten of the most beautifulest women in the world, and some Hanky
Panky. To which Gordon would say...
Jason: WOO HOO! Gordon: That was just said by Jason, but I WOULD say that :) Jason: Sorry :) premature woo hoo :) Chico: Sounds like a personal problem. Josh: ><
Guy Fieri is hositng a special "Minute to Win It" on August 23 entitled "Last
Beauty Standing".
Chico: The beauties are as follows...Chelsea Cooley (Miss USA 2005), Kristen
Dalton (Miss USA 2009), Shandi Finnessey (Miss USA 2004... and host of a
reasonably successful GSN series, I forget which) Josh: Does it have five letters? Gordon: M-A-Y-B-E (Dun dun, dun, dun dun ) Chico: Wendy Fitzwilliam (Miss Universe 1998), Brook Lee (Miss Universe 1997),
Shanna Moakler (Miss USA 1995), Riyo Mori (Miss Universe 2007), Justine Pasek
(Miss Universe 2002), Zuleyka Rivera (Miss Universe 2006), Rachel Smith (Miss
USA 2007) Gordon: Shanna is no stranger to game shows either Chico: Nope. Jason: Of course not. Chico: Let's see... Dancing with the Stars...Million Dollar
Password...Crowned...The Weakest Link... the Playboy episode. Boobies. Josh: *wolfwhistle* Chico: Oh, and Search Party, if you want to count that. Gordon: I don't. Chico: Of course not. While we're on Minute to Win It... Chico: I hear it's Augustus' favorite show.... (ZOMBIE) Jason: AH! Josh: *throws tomato juice over him* Jason: Dont do that to him! Josh: I think he likes it. It makes him more gruesome.
...and because of that, it'll take the place of underperforming "Breakthrough
with Tony Robbins".
Chico: And as for the greenlight...
Investigation
Discovery has two shows... "Dancing Behind Bars" and "Talent Behind Bars".
Jason: Oh boy LOL Josh: I'm speechless. Chico: Nope. Josh: Hopefully (With the Discovery brand) it's more documentary than game. Chico: Well, judging from the release, I doubt it. We'll get to that later.
Speaking of releases... Gordon? Gordon: Let's release some dates Josh: Ah
August
10th is Season 5 of Chopped and Season 1 of Hair Battle Spectacular. And we have
The Great Food Truck Race on August 15th. But the BIG news is August 9th, which
has Dating in the Dark, and The Bachelor Pad. Chico's two faaaaaaaaaavorite
back-toback shows in the Summer.)
Chico: Where's that tomato vat... Josh: *runs and hides behind Chico* Gordon: (Brings the Vat out) Josh: NO! NOOOO! Chico: Thank you. *dumps on self and Josh* Josh: I HID BEHIND YOU, CHICO! ACK! Gordon: I was going to give you some swimming trunks, too. Chico: Nah, i'm good. Gordon: Yeah, but Josh is all wet again. (Gives towel to Josh) Jason: This is the messiest show ever. Josh: *throws it back* That's a Terrible Towel. I wouldn't desicrate it. I'll
clean up during the commercial. Gordon: After the show, Josh may want to be fully loaded. Josh: But not via a Bloody Mary
This week's pick is a YouTube video. Now since ... well, two events, Steve
Harvey hosting Millionaire and John O'Hurley leaving the Feud, we all wondered
how Steve Harvey was going to host the show. Well, thanks to the fine folks at
Youtube.com/familyfeud, we know. Here's a look.
Josh: Uncensored feud! Gordon: This makes me sad. Jason: Very much so Josh: I'm actually happy. I'm happy that this is an out-take! Chico: Again, Steve Harvey is one of those people you either love or hate. Gordon: Put me on the not much love list. Chico: But you have to admit... it's a step up from Millionaire. Jason: Um, no it isn't. Its worse Gordon: Polly the talking tap dancing penguin was a step up from Steve Harvey on
Millionaire. And I'd rather see Polly host the show. Chico: Someone passed out on the Haterade, I guess,. Josh: Let him grow with the job. Wait till the finished product comes out before
you judge. Gordon: I've seen Steve host. I've seen Steve on Millionaire. I'm not giving out
flowers and jumping around like miss little Mary Sunshine over this prospect. Josh: Wait for the season to debut. That's all I'm sayin' Chico: I'm going to wait to see what happens. But yeah... If he's as good as he
says he is... H?e's going to have to prove it to me. Jason: Neither am I. Though I will wait and see Chico: And I'm a harsh critic when i haven't had any sleep, so... I'll say up
good and late for that :-) Gordon: It'll be killer. The ratings will be dead. Chico: Let's move on. Gordon: Who's up for dumb people? Josh: *passes out the yardsticks* Jason: I am ! Chico: ME!
Are YOU Smarter than...Nicholas D'Aurizio AND Jason Triosi, the first dual
elimination in this season's Project Runway after both almost get eliminated in
episode 1?
Chico: Dude, they messed up the Marie Claire challenge. Josh: *SLAPS THE DESK WITH HIS YARDSTICK* SCHTUPIT! Jason: WOW. Thats bad. Chico: You don't EVER want to mess that up. Gordon: It was pretty bad. That and they both looked awful on the first
challenge. It was more like a mercy kill. Chico: And Nicholas and Jason... you have to wonder if they ever READ Marie
Claire. I don't know about fashion as much as my sister does, but I do know one
of the big truths of strategy on reality TV is know who you're playing to. Gordon: I also thought it was know what you're doing. Chico: That goes hand in hand with mine. Jason: Usually. Gordon: Who wants some Haterade? Chico: ME! Gordon: It's tomato flavored this week. Josh: NO! Gordon: And here's your waiter. Josh: *runs and hides*
Chico: Yo. Josh: Now guys...Doesn't he look more gruesome covered in tomato juice? Josh: *tomato juice? Gordon: You are my zombie...my only zombieeee...you make me happyyyyyy.... Chico: your eyes are graaaaay. Josh: *buzzer*
Paris Hilton's My BFF hasn't seen the airwaves in a year. Not that we miss it,
which we don't.
Josh: Jeez, there's a lot of shows hitting that Year-long expiration date. Chico: British BFF continues on TV Guide Network. Don't ask me. Don't ask me how
I know. Don't ask me why it's on TV Guide... Don't ask me why I care... just...
don't. Gordon: Maybe they can find the American bff's under a mushroom cloud. Josh: I'd say that TV Guide channel is where bad shows go to die, but they DID
replay Hollywood Showdown, So I can't really say that. Chico: No you can't. Jason: Nope. Chico: And then there's Dave Holmes' Celebrity Says, so there's that... Josh: Yah...
Also on the Haterade Docket: Ali dumps Chris BEFORE the finale, and Jake Pavelka
gets on the View where Whoopi Goldberg calls him everything under the sun from
'being an actor who just wants publicity' to 'being gay'.
Chico: DUDE! Where did THAT come from? Josh: Left field. Jason: Geez. Whoopi. Stick to hitting women :) Chico: ALLEGEDLY. Gordon: Whoopi needs a vacation. Chico: Just like we kinda need to get out of town. Let's go to Australia. Josh: AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE Jason: Oi! oI! Oi!
Minute to Win It Australia gave away $500,000... in front of an audience
totalling three times that. That, in Australian numbers, is GOOD.
Josh: Yup. Chico: ALTHOUGH, And we've heard this before MANY times.. "It was less
successful among advertiser-friendly demographic groups." Gordon: Remind me again that old people don't buy products, live in a cardboard
box and smell like dead weasels. Chico: And about as important as school-aged children at that. Boohiss. Josh: The pair of you must be drinking Gallons of Haterade. Gordon: We ran out of tomato juice. Jason: Tastes yummy :) Gordon: We have plenty of Prune Juice for Jason though Jason: Ha. Chico: I have some on the Casting Couch.
Jason: After this season...7 was a guarantee :) Chico: Go get'em Block! Gordon: Keep in mind that the newest season of Big Daddy's House premiered this
past weekend. Jason: Isn't that Season 3 for that show? Gordon: Jason's show 'How to cook without nuts.' It sounds like an insult, but
being that he's allergic to them, it's not :) Jason: I know it's not. Chico: Just think. You could make the leap from contestant to host of a
moderately-successful primetime network game show... Guy. :-) Gordon: I don't need my nuts - and neither do you! Jason: ROFL Chico: ON THAT NOTE...*plays "Pimpin' All Over the World"*
In this week's Media Ho Report, Bret Michaels hosts Miss
Universe 2010, Takeshi
Kitano does painting, Fozzy (Chris Jericho's band) goes on concert in Windsor
ON...
Josh: I'm surprised Chris Jericho has the time to do all this stuff with him
playing the total heel in WWE.
Joey Fatone is selling his house, Todd Newton hosts Game Night, Cory Almeida
hosts 'Pictureka...
Josh: Can't wait to see what Family Game Night is going to be like. Jason: 10-10-10. Going to be awesome :)
Joe Perry gets hissy when Steven Tyler announces his intention to be an Idol
Judge, Vanilla Ice gets his own series on the Do It Yourself Network, and Roberto
is Ali choice to be her man. What's the Over/Under on this one?
Josh: I'll give it one week after the show airs. Chico: My heart says they go all the way. My head says... 9 months. Jason: I would say 1 month Gordon: I'll say 6 months. But none of them are your hoes of the week. Josh: Whooooooooooooooo is it? Chico: It's Storm Lee, isn't it? Gordon: Why yes it is. Chico: Booyah. What's my prize :-) Josh: TOMATO JUICE! Gordon: TOMATO JUICE! (Dumps it on Josh) Josh: HEY! *spits some out in Gordon's direction* Chico: Well, if you're a fan of "The Singing Bee", you know him as "the guy who
sings all the non-country stuff" Jason: Ah. Chico: He's trying out for "X Factor" in his native UK. Gordon: If he makes the live show, he is a HUGE favorite to win. Chico: Why so, bro? Gordon: He's worked with Ozzy Osbourne, Clay Aiken, Meat Loaf and Carrie
Underwood, and he did the theme to 'Step It Up and Dance'. Chico: .... Oh. Jason: Damn :) Gordon: Just something to think about and some knowledge for all you in the UK
reading this. And those...are your hoes. Chico: And that's Brainvision. Jason, shut it down. Jason: (SHUTTING DOWN) I should get a mop and bucket and clean this mess up Josh: I know who should clean it up. Will he? No. Chico: Still to come... sifting through press releases, quotes from notables,
and the like and getting down to what they're REALLY saying... Jason: OOh I like that. Chico: But first? Gordon: First, we finalize the Top 32. And the rookies cleans the mess (Hands
Josh a Mop and Dustpan) Josh: No way. You spilt it, you clean it up. *heads for the locker room* Gordon: Augustus!
Josh: DAH! *runs back, grabs the mop* Chico: You are riding shotgun with We Love To Interrupt. You give us 22 minutes... we give you 22
lost episodes of Double Dare 2000... all involving... this. Josh: Ok, Ok, Ok, Ok. *starts mopping up* But I want ample time to shower and
change clothes! Jason: Not only is a good zombie...he is a damn good security guard :) Josh: *takes the mop and bucket out to dump...then heads over to the locker
room*
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but why not the easel and sketch the beautiful bachelorettes? Hey, if you're
going to be accused of being gay, at least look the part. Followed by Bachelor
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