March 26, 2007

Gordon: I'll Lock In that the guy covered in Ice is Ice Man
Jason: And the guy with the glasses is Clark Kent.
Gordon: Uh...Jay...the guy with glasses is me.
Jason: You mean you have no superpowers?
Gordon: I can create good Trios Questions
Jason: Cool. That works. Better than heat vision anyway.
Chico: And the herald of Galactus is the Silver Surfer. Speaking of Fantastic Trios... What've we got, Gordon?
Gordon: First one...

Piers Morgan, A Big Hairy Spider, Sanjaya Malakar

Jason: Thats a fun one.

Which one of these things should crying kids REALLY be afraid of?

Chico: A big hairy spider.
Jason: The Spider. Piers is just a bully...and Sanjaya wouldnt hurt a fly.
Chico: That's May 5, by the way. I already have tickets... except that I don't
Jason: Spider's bite
Gordon: if Sanjaya ever released an album, I think the adults need to be the most concerned about him
Chico: You get bitten by a spider, who knows what happens. You get bitten by Piers, you just fight against him. Sanjaya... can't bit anyone. If Sanjaya ever releases an album, it's in the discount rack after 3 weeks.
Gordon: Maybe you turn into Spiderkid!
Chico: Maybe.
Gordon: A serious note. If the judges tell you that you're not ready yet, listen.
Chico: *nods* That's why they get paid the big money.
Gordon: Because Sanjaya Malakar, in a few years, may have developed his voice and be a legitimate threat to win this. Now he's just...a poster.
Chico: He's the next coming of Leif Garrett. =p Next up...

Steve the security guard on Springer... A Miss USA contestant.... polygraph expert/game show host Jack Trimarco.

Which of these will, in 3 months time, you not recognize in a lineup?

Jason: Why is Steve and the GS host going to jail?
Chico: They're not. Just hypothetically.
Jason: Probably Steve then.
Gordon: I think the Miss USA Winner will not br recognized. Steve's show will last for 1 season, while we'll hear from Jack a few times.
Chico: a) unless your Shandi or Tara Conner, you'll probably not get a second look after you relinquish your crown.
Jason: True.
Chico: b) Steve's show will last a few months, then get downgraded in favor of an upgrade for "Let's Play Crosswords".
Gordon: I'll agree there. Next one...

Jeff Foxworthy, Ryan Seacrest, Tyra Banks

Not that any of are in the running for it, but if you had your choice of any of these three as new Host of The Price Is Right, who would you select?

Jason: Ryan Seacrest. Not by much though.
Chico: Let's see... Jeff is a joker. Ryan's got too much on his plate. Tyra was actually on set, and she's a fan, so... her.
Gordon: I think any of them would do a great job, which is why I'm wondering why CBS doesn't make a power play for them.
Jason: True.
Chico: Just so long as she doesn't shout "Panty party!"
Gordon: Tyra would probably be the easiest, as she is already under the Viacom umbrella. Thought Ryan is under the Fremantle umbrella
Chico: Jeff tapes across town at CBS Studio Center West, so... Hey, you asked for something..
Gordon: I think Jeff would be a great host and would really relate to the college kids, so just to go split jury, I'll say Jeff. Next one?
Chico: Next...

A 6 in the stat column... a hot tub... over $100,000 in swag.

What's the sweetest reward for a perfect show?

Jason: $100,000
Gordon: 6 in the stat column. I don't want the schwag is $80,000 worth of it is in the form of an overpriced car that I'll have to pay taxes on.
Chico: How about a hot tub?
Gordon: Eh. If you said Game Room, then I'd be all for that
Chico: Sorry, no game room this week. Me, I could use the hot tub. Nothing wrong with that.
Gordon: I know, The games in the show were taylor-made for a perfect game. Not a hard game in the bunch
Chico: Next?
Gordon: Next one...

Permanent Deal or No Deal Suitcase Holder. Permanent Member in the 1 Vs. 100 Mob. Permanent Judge on Identity. Assuming that you'd get equal pay for everything, what's your dream job?

Chico: Mob.
Jason: Mob.

Would the opinion change if I offered the role of the Banker on Deal Or No Deal instead?

Chico: ... no.
Jason: Mine would. Banker is cool.
Chico: I can see Jason reducing a few people to tears.
Gordon: Jason likes to do that - and kick animals.: I'll go with the Mob, though the Banker roll is appealing.
Chico: I'll agree with that.
Jason: Tears yes...animals no.
Chico: Okay, one more..

Ryan Seacrest dancing... Ryan Seacrest singing... or Ryan Seacrest on Click 10 years ago. Scarier?

Jason: Click 10 years ago.
Gordon: I thought he had potential on Click. I'll go with singing. That was ghastly.
Chico: I'm also going to go singing. Let's just say that he's the host for a reason. And thank god for that.
Gordon: And that ends Trios. Come back to see me lose at something else this week.
Chico: On the other side of the break, a Blame Game... with a twist.
Gordon: We'll get to that - after this.

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