Gordon: I need that for some of the people in my bowling league
Chico: Stylish... and functional!
Gordon: Nice. Now we like to debate on this show, so let's get the Vs. game out and debate some more, shall we?
Chico: Wee!
Gordon: We start with this...

Deal or No Deal or Survivor. On which show will we see a Million Dollar winner first?

Chico: Survivor
Gordon: So you think no one will win the mill on DoND?
Chico: Not unless you get someone who lives for the game and nothing else, you know?
Gordon: I agree. It's gotten bad. Really really bad. The problem is not the game. The problem is the contestants. Let's get people in there who don't need the money and get a little risky.
Chico: Come on, not everyone on earth needs money for a worthy cause! You mean to tell me all of a sudden I have to invent a story in order to get to play? Get the hell outta here.
Gordon: You need money for the Bald Sexy Panamanian Foundation.
Chico: Paraplegic Hamsters United for a greater tomorrow.
Gordon: See? Not that hard.
Chico: Next up...

Who makes better Family Feud players... Celebrity Lookalikes or Caricatures out of Spanish television?

Gordon: Celebrity Lookalikes. The Caricatures have been deadly bad at Fast Money
Chico: Not to mention that they're too much in character. I know you be in character a lot, but this is business we're talking about, guys.
Gordon: Ask George Ortuzar about character
Chico: We'll get to that in the next act.. Meanwhile.
Gordon: Next one...

Getting all 5 #1's on Fast Money or getting up the Millionaire Chain with no Lifelines. What would be a harder feat to accomplish?

Chico: Wow. I'm going with the Millionaire chain if only because it's only been done ONCE. Five number ones, easy.
Gordon: Getting all 5 number ones by yourself is I think tougher because you're relying on the audience. At least with the trivia questions, you either know it , or you don't, and even if you don't, you have a 25% chance of lucking into it.
Chico: Still, not as hard as getting up the ladder without a crutch.
Gordon: With Feud, you're at the mercy to the audience. Name a vegatable starting with C. Corn? Carrot? Cabbage?
Chico: That's true.
Gordon: John Carpenter has made it up there without using a Lifeline. It's very rare to see that happen on the Feud. I dont think anyone's done it in years.
Chico: Couple of months back on Que Dice... Okay, next one is a little cute one..

Drew Lachey makes a better... host or song-and-dance guy.

Gordon: Song and Dance guy, definitely. He still lacks the polish to be a good host. He's getting there, but for now, he's better off singing.
Chico: You saw the Dance War finale, I take it =p
Gordon: Yes. Not good.
Chico: He still need a couple more seasons. He may get them. But right now... yeah. Next?
Gordon: Next one...

Amne$ia Vs. My Dad is Better Than Your Dad. Which show gets yanked off the air first?

Chico: I'm going to guess Amne$ia. My Dad benefited from a killer lead in. Amnesia does not have that luxury.
Gordon: Not only that, but Amne$ia has to go up against The Price is Right. Good luck there. Right now, there's nothing on Monday night, so MDIBTYD has a fighting chance. I still think neither show gets renewed though.
Chico: Guess time will be the ultimate tell on this. Finally....

10p at the Haterade House... what are you watching... How Much Is Enough or Celebrity Says?

Gordon: Can I go off the board and say I'd rather watch a marathon of Gigli?
Chico: Judges? (BZZZ!) No.
Gordon: Celebrity Says, by default
Chico: So there you go. Celebrity Says. At least we have ONE more week of How Much Is Enough to endure.
Gordon: One more week - then all done
Chico: Whoopee! And we're all done with Vs. Next up... we're taking the show on the road. Out west, they call it.
Gordon: We're going on a contestant search - and you'll see our new game after the break.

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