Chico: No surprise, it's on G4 :-) Except that it isn't. Heh. Okay, welcome
back. Gordon and I are standing by the Choppler, because one of its newest
tricks is to simulate... a sunrise... and a baby crying with the push of a
button.
Gordon: Waa, waa, waaaaa
Chico: A new game has been born... into our world!
Gordon: Yay! What do we got?
Chico: The rules of this game are simple. Gordon and I are going to play
contestant coordinators and judge whether we would want our subjects on any of
our projects. We're calling this one... (finger cradled on the button) Gordon,
hold my hand... Say "Alakazam."
Gordon: You scare me sometimes.
Chico: Say it...
Gordon: Alakawhammy
Chico: *pushes button*...
... "WELCOME TO HOLLYWOOD!"
Gordon: whoo hoo
Chico: Okay, I'm ready to start it off with...
Boyz II Men. Won $500,000 on Don't Forget the Lyrics... could you see them
elsewhere?
Chico: I for one can see them mentoring on Motown Night on Idol. You?
Gordon: Sure. They could be the new Singing Bee Crooners - if the show ever gets
back on the air.
Chico: It won't. NBC thought they did right, and didn't. That and Joey's already
busy with the Australian version. But I think they have a lot to offer us
musically, so it's a yes for me.
Gordon: Send them down to Australia then
Chico: Heh.
Gordon: Yes for me too, dawg
Chico: Welcome to Hollywood! Okay, next?
Gordon: Next one...
Kyle for President! We've seen him JUST get squeezed out of Idol. Do we give him
a second chance?
Chico: Why not. I like that he's a genuine soul, and I personally believe he was
robbed. I say bring him back. Especially when you consider that the public
didn't like Colton... AT ALL. So let's send him to Canada to be "The Next Great
Leader".
Gordon: Colton got booted quickly. Garrett sounded like he wasn't ready for
Prime Time. Next one?
Chico: Next...
George Ortuzar.... the second player in the history of Moment of Truth proved
that he's also a Spanish Feuder.
Chico: What else can he do? He was on a team of comics... how about Last Comic
Standing?
Gordon: What about the new host of a revised Buen Trato?
Chico: Trato Hecho.... ... NAAAH. Not his thing. I don't feel him at all on
that.
Gordon: Vas O No Vas?
Chico: ... Naah, not his thing either. He knows how to do two things we've
seen... Play and gamble. And even on the former, his hairpiece almost came
off...
Gordon: That could have been fun
Chico: Sure could've. We're sick.
Gordon: Next one...
Roger Clemens. He's going to need something to do.
Chico: No idea what to do with this guy. He wants Moment of Truth. I don't think
he'd do well at it... It's a pass from me.
Gordon: I'll take him and put him on Pros Vs. Joes. They could use a big name.
Chico: There's an idea. Next to last one..
Adam Jasinski...
Gordon: Since I dont feel like having my sponsors yank my cash money, I'[ll
pass.
Chico: Me neither. It's a no from me. Next time you feel like speaking your
mind, make sure you do it when you're not on television. You make us look like
devils, and yourself a moron. Security? Thanks. Finally?
Gordon: Last one...
Britney Spears
Chico: No thanks. I don't do crazy
Gordon: But crazy looks so good on you
Chico: On me, yes, when I'm out with the boys, but I'm trying to find a show
here.
Gordon: She would make the perfect model on Shear Genius. Who would want their
hair cut by Britney? Who wouldn't want their hair cut by Britney?
Chico: Fine. You want crazy, Get crazy. It'll get people to watch. Me, I'm going
for quality. I'm gonna pass.
Gordon: Well, Britney can be a guest barber anytime
Chico: She can be your guest barber
Gordon: You want her to lather your bald head?
Chico: ... I'll think about it.
Gordon: uh...huh.
Chico: So that's Welcome to Hollywood. And the doors are closed.
Gordon: Lets wrap this up with the Big Finish - next!
(Brought to you by Million Dollar Double Dare! Yes, go bring your family to win
a million dollars - or have childhood nightmares if little Billy can't find the
Million Dollar flag in the Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich with 8 seconds left.
Oh, the childhood scars that will form from that one. Sounds like fun!)
Chico: GOOD TIMES! You ever dream of running the obstacle course, G?
Gordon: Why yes. It would be fun. We have more good times as we go the Big
Finish!
Chico: Okay. Big Brother... are we still not caring or what?
Gordon: This is by far the worst Big Brother cast ever. No I don't care. Do you?
Chico: Umm.. let me put it to you this way... Survivor... Who's next?
Gordon: The lines are drawn out. The singles are next in the faves camp and the
old farts are next in the fans camp. I'll say an old fart is next. Or Mikey B,
who'd be a young fart
Chico: Interesting way of putting it. How about Asterisk or No Asterisk. Are we
getting a winner yet?
Gordon: No. TPIR - we had a smelly skunk this week. That would be a bunch in the
past few weeks, while the contestants have been wacky - but not bright. Are you
concerned?
Chico: No. And if Jaimal Ware is reading, we'd like to have you for a future
WLTI. (Yeah, I'm a poor pimp. Big whoop. Wanna fight about it? =p)
Gordon: lol
Chico: We really would. What, I like a story.
Gordon: Yes we do. We got any mail?
Chico: Yes we do. One we missed last week from Josh Johannesen.
TO: WLTI
FROM: Josh Johannesen
Who thinks that last Monday's Deal or No Deal was 'made-up'?
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Chico: *raises hand*
TO: WLTI
FROM: Josh Johannesen
And by that, I mean who thinks that the bright folks at NBC decided that since
the episode which aired on Monday should have lasted an hour, they would cut
half of Wednesday's episode into the Monday show, because heaven forbid NBC have
a rerun of anything ever?
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Chico: Again... *raises hand*
Gordon: (raises hand)
Chico: That was easy. NBC needs programming that delivers... Deal or No Deal
delivers. So you have... weird edits.
Gordon: Its a Sweeps ploy
Chico: It's why the models came in twice with two different dresses
Gordon: Yep. Lame
Chico: Way lame. But you're not lame. Thanks, Josh!
Gordon: Thanks - I have more mail
Chico: Really? Read, read.
Gordon: Yes. this one from CMR365 - thanks!
TO: WLTI
FROM: CMR365
Thanks for publicizing my email in what was basically the Crosswords column. I
write you again with a tweak to the spoiler system, since I don't think they
will want to change Merv's vision.
Using the same alliteration as "Protect that podium", I call my tweak "Stop that
spoil". This only comes into play when neither solver (front row player) buzzes
in and a spoiler answers right.
- The next clue is only for the 2 solvers.
- The first to buzz in correctly keeps the podium and forces the other to be
spoiled. The first to buzz in incorrectly has their podium spoiled.
- If neither buzzes in, then the spoiler-in-waiting can pick either podium to
spoil.
I would think this would give the leader a somewhat fairer chance and not allow
as many easy wins for spoilers in a flawed system.
Hope you like it.
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Gordon: Thanks for the email. Unfortunately, I don't like it, and here's why: If
it's a blowout match, and If I'm in second place, I will always answer first so
I can get out of my podium and let the challenger spoil it. Hence there's no way
first place can be taken that way, and it's more of a penalty for the Spoiler
than a reward. The problem is the systerm, which needs to be overhauled, not
tweaked.
Chico: Maybe for season 2?
Gordon: I hope we see a new system for season 2
Chico: Let's hope. Anything else?
Gordon: That's all I got
Chico: Okay, remember, we're always here at wlti@gameshownewsnet.com OR at
myspace.com/wltiongsnn. Leave us some love, please.
Gordon: We love the letters
Chico: And we love you. And that's enough love for one week. Thanks to Jason for
hanging out with us.
Gordon: And thanks to all of you reading this
Chico: For Gordon and everyone at GSNN, I'm Chico. Until next week... game over
and... *elbows G*
Gordon: Spread the Love
