"Episode 2.56" -
March 26
Last time, Ladies night ended up with a giveaway of $122,000 to
three ladies, one of which was plucked from a corn-dog stand.
Next, we go to picking players
the old fashioned way with STAN STAVA. Stan comes equipped with
roses... He's a 47-year-old bachelor looking for love... on a
game show, no less. Anyone can tell you that that is NOT going
to work. Anyways, 26 yellow roses, 26 ladies... Makes sense.
He's from Shreveport, LA.
He's got a plan, and it starts
with... a poem... for the Aussie holding #3...
"Roses are red, violets are
blue,
You would surely win my heart for just one date with you."
Somewhere in Jersey, Gordon is
awwwbarfing.
Interestingly enough, he goes
with case #14. Instead of #3. Odd, but let's see how it plays
out.
We start, of course, with six.
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$500 |
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$1,000,000 |
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$200 |
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$25,000 |
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$300 |
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$400 |
So the big money is gone, and so
are six potential suitors for the Bachelor. Hee hee... The
banker is happy that the million is gone, but he didn't get a
rose, so he offers...
BANK OFFER
$16,000 |
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$ .01 |
$ 1,000 |
$ 1 |
$ 5,000 |
$ 5 |
$ 10,000 |
$ 10 |
$ 25,000 |
$ 25 |
$ 50,000 |
$ 50 |
$ 75,000 |
$ 75 |
$ 100,000 |
$ 100 |
$ 200,000 |
$ 200 |
$ 300,000 |
$ 300 |
$ 400,000 |
$ 400 |
$ 500,000 |
$ 500 |
$ 750,000 |
$ 750 |
$ 1,000,000 |
A pretty good first offer, but a
few numbers are still up there, so No Deal. Five more...
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$5,000 |
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$25 |
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$750,000 |
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$200,000 |
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$10 |
That last case was a lot better,
but still... The banker might go up a LITTLE bit.
BANK OFFER
$24,000 |
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$ .01 |
$ 1,000 |
$ 1 |
$ 5,000 |
$ 5 |
$ 10,000 |
$ 10 |
$ 25,000 |
$ 25 |
$ 50,000 |
$ 50 |
$ 75,000 |
$ 75 |
$ 100,000 |
$ 100 |
$ 200,000 |
$ 200 |
$ 300,000 |
$ 300 |
$ 400,000 |
$ 400 |
$ 500,000 |
$ 500 |
$ 750,000 |
$ 750 |
$ 1,000,000 |
... or he can open up four more
cases. Kay (coworker), Duane (friend), and Father Raychem
(friend and priest) all say he's a PLAY-uhhhh. And players play
on. No deal.
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$750 |
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$50,000 |
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$1 |
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"Get ready, Lisa..." BANOODLES! |
Howie asks the banker not to be a
player-hater. This player owns the board now...
BANK OFFER
$48,000 |
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$ .01 |
$ 1,000 |
$ 1 |
$ 5,000 |
$ 5 |
$ 10,000 |
$ 10 |
$ 25,000 |
$ 25 |
$ 50,000 |
$ 50 |
$ 75,000 |
$ 75 |
$ 100,000 |
$ 100 |
$ 200,000 |
$ 200 |
$ 300,000 |
$ 300 |
$ 400,000 |
$ 400 |
$ 500,000 |
$ 500 |
$ 750,000 |
$ 750 |
$ 1,000,000 |
A quick No Deal, and we move on.
Player is operating tonight! The
banker needs some time to put together an offer. ... a date with
Lisa's sister? Umm.... No. It's just a sad man with a dress and
a wig holding a placard for...
BANK OFFER
$87,000 |
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$ .01 |
$ 1,000 |
$ 1 |
$ 5,000 |
$ 5 |
$ 10,000 |
$ 10 |
$ 25,000 |
$ 25 |
$ 50,000 |
$ 50 |
$ 75,000 |
$ 75 |
$ 100,000 |
$ 100 |
$ 200,000 |
$ 200 |
$ 300,000 |
$ 300 |
$ 400,000 |
$ 400 |
$ 500,000 |
$ 500 |
$ 750,000 |
$ 750 |
$ 1,000,000 |
He ought to say no deal on
principle alone. And he does.
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"In the words of Stan... 'Absolutely!'
$5 |
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$500,000 |
Banker drops the offer to...
BANK OFFER
$72,000 |
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$ 1,000 |
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$ 10,000 |
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$ 100,000 |
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$ 300,000 |
$ 75 |
$ 400,000 |
Quick no deal...
That'll do. Now the banker raises
the offer back to...
BANK OFFER
$113,000 |
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$ 1,000 |
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$ 10,000 |
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$ 100,000 |
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$ 300,000 |
$ 75 |
$ 400,000 |
$113,000 is life-changing money,
but the book says to play on. There is a safety net with three
big amounts in play, two of which are bigger than the bank
offer. NO DEAL.
There's a 50/50 shot at six
figures, or he can take this bank offer...
BANK OFFER
$93,000 |
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$ 1,000 |
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$ 10,000 |
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$ 100,000 |
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$ 300,000 |
$ 75 |
$ 400,000 |
Two big amounts, both are bigger
than the bank offer. NO DEAL.
The safety net is gone. That
said, the bank offers..
BANK OFFER
$107,000 |
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$ 1,000 |
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$ 10,000 |
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$ 100,000 |
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$ 300,000 |
$ 75 |
$ 400,000 |
Duane mentions that the $400,000
is the landmine. There's no safety net. Stan, in no uncertain
terms says that it's been real. DEAL for $107,000!
But did he make a mistake?
Nope. Good deal! For the record,
had Stan chosen his lady fair... he would've had the $400,000.
Next up is HEIDI KURTZ, complete
with a gift for Howie: pure Alaskan snow. Talk about an
icebreaker. She is an Aleut/Yupik Eskimo... and she's happy to
be here. She's here for a house.
Board is set. She picks #3... And
Lisa delivers before she runs off to be with Stan from the last
game.
Starting with six.
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$75,000 |
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$75 |
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$10,000 |
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$200 |
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$300,000 |
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$1,000 |
Six of the heavy seven are still
in play, including the million. The banker tries to send her
back to the cold with this...
BANK OFFER
$34,000 |
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$ .01 |
$ 1,000 |
$ 1 |
$ 5,000 |
$ 5 |
$ 10,000 |
$ 10 |
$ 25,000 |
$ 25 |
$ 50,000 |
$ 50 |
$ 75,000 |
$ 75 |
$ 100,000 |
$ 100 |
$ 200,000 |
$ 200 |
$ 300,000 |
$ 300 |
$ 400,000 |
$ 400 |
$ 500,000 |
$ 500 |
$ 750,000 |
$ 750 |
$ 1,000,000 |
NO DEAL! Five more cases on her
way to a better cabin.
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$10 |
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$50 |
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BANOODLES! |
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NOT AGAIN! $1,000,000 |
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$50,000 |
Got rid of the penny and the
million at the same time. Let's see what the banker offers
now...
BANK OFFER
$45,000 |
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$ .01 |
$ 1,000 |
$ 1 |
$ 5,000 |
$ 5 |
$ 10,000 |
$ 10 |
$ 25,000 |
$ 25 |
$ 50,000 |
$ 50 |
$ 75,000 |
$ 75 |
$ 100,000 |
$ 100 |
$ 200,000 |
$ 200 |
$ 300,000 |
$ 300 |
$ 400,000 |
$ 400 |
$ 500,000 |
$ 500 |
$ 750,000 |
$ 750 |
$ 1,000,000 |
Helping out are Aunt Doge,
Paulina (best friend), and Uncle Mark. They all say no deal...
Heidi complies.
Four to go... Let's sink the net,
as Heidi says...
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$100,000 |
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$25 |
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"I
thik the net has sunk." $5 |
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$1 |
Aside from $100,000, that was a
good round. New offer is...
BANK OFFER
$90,000 |
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$ .01 |
$ 1,000 |
$ 1 |
$ 5,000 |
$ 5 |
$ 10,000 |
$ 10 |
$ 25,000 |
$ 25 |
$ 50,000 |
$ 50 |
$ 75,000 |
$ 75 |
$ 100,000 |
$ 100 |
$ 200,000 |
$ 200 |
$ 300,000 |
$ 300 |
$ 400,000 |
$ 400 |
$ 500,000 |
$ 500 |
$ 750,000 |
$ 750 |
$ 1,000,000 |
Does she take the bird in the
hand... or does she go for the money? Find out... next time.
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