"Episode 2.32" -
January 3
New year, new day, new time, same
resolution... Rub out the banker and get the sweet money.
First player of 2007 is... TOMMY
TURPENING. When he was in third grade, he wrote a story about
how he wanted to be on a game show. And not only is he on the
game show, he matches the set.
Tommy chooses #18.
Starting with six.
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$750,000 |
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$400,000 |
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$750 |
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$25 |
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$1,000,000 |
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$50 |
The first bank offer of the new
year is...
BANK OFFER
$8,000 |
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$ .01 |
$ 1,000 |
$ 1 |
$ 5,000 |
$ 5 |
$ 10,000 |
$ 10 |
$ 25,000 |
$ 25 |
$ 50,000 |
$ 50 |
$ 75,000 |
$ 75 |
$ 100,000 |
$ 100 |
$ 200,000 |
$ 200 |
$ 300,000 |
$ 300 |
$ 400,000 |
$ 400 |
$ 500,000 |
$ 500 |
$ 750,000 |
$ 750 |
$ 1,000,000 |
No deal. Without asking the
question. Next five...
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$25,000 |
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$1,000 |
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$100 |
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$1 |
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Fakeout. $500 |
That was a better round. Turns
the board into a draw board. The banker responds in kind with...
BANK OFFER
$19,000 |
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$ .01 |
$ 1,000 |
$ 1 |
$ 5,000 |
$ 5 |
$ 10,000 |
$ 10 |
$ 25,000 |
$ 25 |
$ 50,000 |
$ 50 |
$ 75,000 |
$ 75 |
$ 100,000 |
$ 100 |
$ 200,000 |
$ 200 |
$ 300,000 |
$ 300 |
$ 400,000 |
$ 400 |
$ 500,000 |
$ 500 |
$ 750,000 |
$ 750 |
$ 1,000,000 |
Greg (best friend), Ally
(co-worker), Kay (little sister), and Gina all lend their love.
The rest of the family is in the audience. They all say "no
deal" Tommy responds in kind. Another round...
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$300,000 |
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$100,000 |
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$5,000 |
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$200,000 |
The GOOD news, the odds of
opening up $500K are astounding... The banker offers...
BANK OFFER
$14,000 |
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$ .01 |
$ 1,000 |
$ 1 |
$ 5,000 |
$ 5 |
$ 10,000 |
$ 10 |
$ 25,000 |
$ 25 |
$ 50,000 |
$ 50 |
$ 75,000 |
$ 75 |
$ 100,000 |
$ 100 |
$ 200,000 |
$ 200 |
$ 300,000 |
$ 300 |
$ 400,000 |
$ 400 |
$ 500,000 |
$ 500 |
$ 750,000 |
$ 750 |
$ 1,000,000 |
After the break, Tommy wants to
play some more. No deal. Three more cases...
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Greg's choice...
$75,000 |
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$10 |
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Tommy's nephew's choice...$300 |
The $500K is still in play. And
Tommy's nephew is not going to therapy.
BANK OFFER
$40,000 |
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$ .01 |
$ 1,000 |
$ 1 |
$ 5,000 |
$ 5 |
$ 10,000 |
$ 10 |
$ 25,000 |
$ 25 |
$ 50,000 |
$ 50 |
$ 75,000 |
$ 75 |
$ 100,000 |
$ 100 |
$ 200,000 |
$ 200 |
$ 300,000 |
$ 300 |
$ 400,000 |
$ 400 |
$ 500,000 |
$ 500 |
$ 750,000 |
$ 750 |
$ 1,000,000 |
There's a 75% chance that Tommy's
sitting on less than $50,000. No deal.
The Banker smugly offers...
BANK OFFER
$9,000 |
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$ .01 |
$ 10,000 |
$ 5 |
$ 50,000 |
$ 200 |
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$ 400 |
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Might as well play the board out.
You came with nothing. No deal it is.
Penny's gone. Bank goes up to...
BANK OFFER
$11,000 |
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$ .01 |
$ 10,000 |
$ 5 |
$ 50,000 |
$ 200 |
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$ 400 |
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No deal. One more case.
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$50,000. I'd turn my head in disgust, too. |
"Your dream of being on a game
show just turned into a nightmare." Next offer...
BANK OFFER
$2,500 |
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$ .01 |
$ 10,000 |
$ 5 |
$ 50,000 |
$ 200 |
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$ 400 |
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No deal. Next case...
We're going from bad to worse...
Tommy fields the next offer...
BANK OFFER
$200 |
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$ .01 |
$ 10,000 |
$ 5 |
$ 50,000 |
$ 200 |
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$ 400 |
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The odds are Tommy will never
wear orange again. This is according to the guys at Master
Control, not me.
No deal. Next case...
We're going from worse to
downright excremental... "What do you want?" Final offer as the
banker puts his feet up...
BANK OFFER
$100 |
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$ .01 |
$ 10,000 |
$ 5 |
$ 50,000 |
$ 200 |
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$ 400 |
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Greg: "I will give you $101 not
to take it." No deal. No switch. Which means Tommy Turpening
just won...
Well, at least it wasn't a fiver.
Reset the cases for SHANNAN
JUSTICE, who literally appears out of thin air. She wanted to
make an entrance, and she did... on a bungee and a harness. We
just dropped it like it's hot. Heh. She's a surgical nurse and
dance teacher from Tulsa, OK.
After slapping Howie on his
heinie, we get to the game. Her baby girl, Kennedy is 2. Born on
the 24th... That's case 24.
Starting with six to go.
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$500,000 And she's
not wearing anything orange... |
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$100. Another heinie slap. |
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$1... And again. |
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$400 |
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With a hissy fit...
$1,000,000 |
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$50,000. Double spank. |
And now to spank the bank...
BANK OFFER
$13,000 |
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$ .01 |
$ 1,000 |
$ 1 |
$ 5,000 |
$ 5 |
$ 10,000 |
$ 10 |
$ 25,000 |
$ 25 |
$ 50,000 |
$ 50 |
$ 75,000 |
$ 75 |
$ 100,000 |
$ 100 |
$ 200,000 |
$ 200 |
$ 300,000 |
$ 300 |
$ 400,000 |
$ 400 |
$ 500,000 |
$ 500 |
$ 750,000 |
$ 750 |
$ 1,000,000 |
"NO DEAL!" Shannan is
playing for her husband, who is currently digging her a hole in
med school.
Five more.
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"For the sake of seeing Howie get spanked again, I hope
it's really low."
Run, Howie Mandel! $75... that's worth just a bootie bump. |
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BANOODLES! |
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$100,000 |
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$1,000 |
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$75,000 |
Not great, but okay. The banker
phones in with this.
BANK OFFER
$17,000 |
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$ .01 |
$ 1,000 |
$ 1 |
$ 5,000 |
$ 5 |
$ 10,000 |
$ 10 |
$ 25,000 |
$ 25 |
$ 50,000 |
$ 50 |
$ 75,000 |
$ 75 |
$ 100,000 |
$ 100 |
$ 200,000 |
$ 200 |
$ 300,000 |
$ 300 |
$ 400,000 |
$ 400 |
$ 500,000 |
$ 500 |
$ 750,000 |
$ 750 |
$ 1,000,000 |
The surgical team of Michelle,
Christopher, and Teddy help her out tonight. The bank'll have to
do better than that. No deal.
Four more.
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$300... That looks like it hurt... Howie's behind. |
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$200 |
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$10,000 |
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For her husband's football jersey.
$5 |
A total 180 from the last game.
The banker's shaking his head in disbelief.
BANK OFFER
$58,000 |
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$ .01 |
$ 1,000 |
$ 1 |
$ 5,000 |
$ 5 |
$ 10,000 |
$ 10 |
$ 25,000 |
$ 25 |
$ 50,000 |
$ 50 |
$ 75,000 |
$ 75 |
$ 100,000 |
$ 100 |
$ 200,000 |
$ 200 |
$ 300,000 |
$ 300 |
$ 400,000 |
$ 400 |
$ 500,000 |
$ 500 |
$ 750,000 |
$ 750 |
$ 1,000,000 |
So it's $58,000 or three more
cases. It's a Dealer's Board.
The team says no. Shannan says
no.
Three more.
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$200,000 |
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$300,000 |
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$400,000 |
We just went one, two, three of
the big amounts... GONE. Bank offer is...
BANK OFFER
$41,000 |
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$ .01 |
$ 1,000 |
$ 1 |
$ 5,000 |
$ 5 |
$ 10,000 |
$ 10 |
$ 25,000 |
$ 25 |
$ 50,000 |
$ 50 |
$ 75,000 |
$ 75 |
$ 100,000 |
$ 100 |
$ 200,000 |
$ 200 |
$ 300,000 |
$ 300 |
$ 400,000 |
$ 400 |
$ 500,000 |
$ 500 |
$ 750,000 |
$ 750 |
$ 1,000,000 |
We still have a few smallies
left.
No deal. We'll open two more next
time.
If you would like to be
a contestant on Deal or No Deal, go to
NBC.com/DOND. |