Today in Andrew's fun house, we've got a special
battle between two groups of Cartoon Network all-stars: the casts of the hit
film "Ben 10: Alien Swarm" versus the cast of "Dude, What Would Happen". Let's
look at the starting lineups...
Nathan Keyes ("Kevin E. Levin")
Galadriel Stineman ("Gwen Tennyson")
Ryan Kelley ("Ben Tennyson")
DUDE, WHAT WOULD HAPPEN
Tonight, the teams will build giant paddleboats
that will be powered by human powered paddles. They'll have to be able to carry
a bunch of earthballs from the lagoon.
And for this special occasion, we have special
destructions. First, the Dudes will have to reenact that episode where they took
an old VW Bug and filled it with water, only this time, it'll end in the bug
being blown to bug bits. As for Team Ben 10, they'll destroy Kevin's souped-up
sportscar (or a reasonable facsimile... using another VW Bug) by dropping it
So... nothing left to do but... three... two...
Now we've thrown in some odds and ends and some
builders. The winners will get a Golden Sledgehammer.
Good luck to both teams... Three... two... one...
Ali wants to use everything, and CJ just wants to
keep his homeys in line. The Dudes noticed that the Ben 10 kids were coming to
"spy on them", so they spray painted over their design. That's smart.
So what do the Ben 10 kids come up with? They
have a small build with a paddle in the middle for two, and the third with a
rudder for speed and maneuverability.
Jackson from the Dudes goes over and distracts.
That's their plan. Seriously.
Setback Challenge: Smash TV
On the field are a bunch of TV sets with point
values. We have a line for single points, a line for doubles, a line for
triples... and the HAIL MARY line for 10 times the points!
CJ scores the first points: 5 from the single for
5. Ali goes for 10 and gets it. Ryan goes to the Hail Mary line... and hits 5
for 50! Jackson's going for the Hail Mary... and scores 50!
And Galadriel... sucks out. Dudes win, 85-60.
They get to choose their setback.
- Bubble Avalanche: cover their boat with suds.
- Shipwrecked: all of the team in the middle of the lagoon... with no paddle.
The Dudes choose the bubbles. Three... two...
After cleaning off the bubbles, the build
resumes. One of the dudes decides to put on a builder shirt and start to
sabotage the build. Galadriel... sniffs him out right away.
And that's time. Let's see what we've got.
BEN 10: They have a sturdy paddle boat with two
full sets of paddles for maximum power. Will this boat live up to its superhero
DUDE: Similar design with a larger paddle and no real space for scoring targets.
This may not end well.
Now for the challenge: grab your team balls and
spell out what's on them. Team Ben 10 will spell out "B-E-N-10", while the Dudes
will spell out "D-U-D-E." First team to finish wins the Golden Sledgehammer,
bragging rights as Cartoon Network DBD Champions of the World, and the right to
inflict the final humiliation on their opponents' build.
The Dudes actually help Ben 10 out in a couple of
spots... and then Jackson gets left on shore. Once they collect their wayward
teammate... their boat breaks! The only way they can move now is dumb luck and
brute force. The Ben 10 team are one ball away from victory, prompting Jackson
to take matters into his own hands! LITERALLY! But it's all for naught as BEN 10
wins the game!
So they get the Golden Sledge... but they give it
to the Dudes out of love and sportsmanship, but mainly because they have some
place to put it. That doesn't save them from watching their dingy dinghy go up
in flames thanks to an explosive RC boat.
And after all they've been through, they're going
to love saying... "Three... two... one... DESTROY!"
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