Episode
2.16: Escape from Flunkytown
December 13
Last time, three former 5th
Grader flunkouts were invited back for a second shot at a million. Two
of them flunked out... Again. The third, Karl Schaub, won $50,000 and is
going for more tonight.
Just like last time, Olivia couldn't make it to class, so Chandler is
sitting in.
Believe it or not, Karl is going in with a strategy. And Sierra is
helping out with that.
4th Grade Science |
$100,000 |
PEEK |
COPY |
SAVE |
What scientist
developed the equation E = mc squared? |
Sierra is
locked. Karl... repeats the question. And the answer. Albert
Einstein used it to describe relativity. He's just showing
off now. That's right for $100,000.
Karl wants to use the money he's won so far to pay for a
honeymoon.
5th Grade Math |
$175,000 |
PEEK |
COPY |
SAVE |
What is the
product of 1.1 and 1.1? |
Math is Karl's
worth subject. But he knows that product is multiplication.
1.1 x 1.1 equals 1.21. Karl goes with that. Sierra said...
2.2. That's wrong, and she can't save him. The rest of the
class... wrote something different. And for the first time,
the entire 5th Grader class... is wrong. Jeff wrote...
"Karl, you have $175,000!!"
Time for the last round of questions with the last 5th
grader to help. Here comes Cody.
4th Grade World
History |
$300,000 |
PEEK |
COPY |
SAVE |
Who was the first
woman to make a solo flight in an airplane across the
Atlantic Ocean? |
Cody is locked.
Karl still has all of his cheats. If he uses one, he is
committed to the question. He doesn't use one, though. He's
dropping out with $175,000, which is $175,000 more than what
he left with the last time.
Cody had the right answer... "Ameliah Airhart." That was
what Karl was going to go with, but that's a good day
anyway.
Next up is a 21-wedding DJ from Lakeshore Elementary, ALAN
MASARSKY. He hasn't changed one bit from 10 years ago. He
also attends UCSB. He also likes to gamble... as is
demonstrated by video footage of him playing poker as a kid.
First up to party with the guy from the party school is
Sierra.
1st Grade
Spelling |
$1,000 |
PEEK |
COPY |
SAVE |
How many times
does the letter "S" appear in the following word... |
The word is
"surprise". There are two S's. Alan goes with that for
$1000.
2nd Grade Animal
Science |
$2,000 |
PEEK |
COPY |
SAVE |
Which of the
following is NOT an article?
a) An
b) The
c) To |
Fact: Alan's
college GPA is 3.3. An article is a pronoun that identifies
nouns. He doesn't know that. He PEEKS at Sierra, who says...
C. Alan trusts her... Good move. That's $2000. "To" is a
preposition.
Sierra goes back to the class, and up comes Cody.
1st Grade Animal
Sciences |
$5,000 |
PEEK |
COPY |
SAVE |
An elephant's
tusks are made primarily of what material?
a) Enamel
b) Bone marrow
c) Ivory |
Alan rules out
enamel and bone marrow. That leaves C... and that's right
for $5000.
Fact: Alan speaks fluent Russian. It's his first language.
2nd Grade
Measurements |
$10,000 |
PEEK |
COPY |
SAVE |
How many days are
in a leap year? |
Fact: Alan
scored a 1280 on his SATs.
Alan wants to guess 364. He goes with it. It's not 364
days... It's 366 days. His party crew was a little nervous
about that answer as well. If Cody says anything other than
366, then Alan flunks out...
Cody said 366. SAVED!
As Cody heelies off into the class, we go to the milestone
question with Nathan.
5th Grade Math |
$25,000 |
PEEK |
COPY |
SAVE |
What is the
absolute value of 9? |
Nathan was
quick. Alan imagines that it is not 9. Jeff takes time to
feed the fish while Alan mulls his options. He COPIES
Nathan's paper. The correct answer is 9. Nathan's answer...
9! Alan's got $25,000!
"The absolute value, by the way, is a number's positive
form."
But he's out of help, so there's no reason why Nathan should
stick around other than to show off. He's the brains of the
class after all.
3rd Grade Science |
$50,000 |
PEEK |
COPY |
SAVE |
TRUE or FALSE?
Cocoa beans, from which chocolate is made, originated in
Asia. |
Alan takes the
freeball on FALSE. He has no idea where they originated. But
he knows it's not from Asia. The class was all right on
this.
They said... FALSE! $50,000 is his!
Cocoa beans are native to South America.
4th Grade Social
Studies |
$100,000 |
PEEK |
COPY |
SAVE |
CLASSROOM CLUB
QUESTION from Patrick from La Costa Heights Elementary
School |
In 1787, what was
the first state to ratify the Constitution and join the
US? |
Computer lab
heading to LCHES. Answer heading to Alan? He's thinking
Virginia, but he's not sure. He doesn't think Virginia is
right. He would usually take a gamble, but not now. He drops
out with $50,000.
Correct answer: Delaware, thus their nickname, the First
State.
So the search for someone who is smarter than a 5th grader
continues...
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