Episode 2.3
September
14
Last time, two players came
into the classroom. Monica Lewis left with nothing, while Tom Kresnov
left with $50,000 and news of an upcoming attraction... his new baby.
Now it's a special day at AYS Elementary, as
returning to the class is Laura, who is now starring on the Fox
Wednesday sitcom "Back to You". (C-Note: so either this is a trick of
editing a lost ep from season 1, or Laura's genuinely taking a break to
sit in with some old friends).
First player up is a 26-year-old accountant
from the Holy Name of Jesus Catholic School... ERIC MOORE. He goes by
"E". Before we get into the game, a word from Holy Name of Jesus
Catholic School... "We hope you're smarter than a 5th grader, E!"
E says "Ladies first." It's all Alana to
start.
1st Grade US
Geography |
$1,000 |
PEEK |
COPY |
SAVE |
Which ocean
borders the state of Georgia? |
Hey, Jeff knows
one of these!
E goes with
Atlantic... Correct for $1000.
(C-Note: And
judging by the screen at the back of the audience, I can
safely deduce that this was a trick of editing of a previous
lost episode. But back to the game)
1st Grade Grammar |
$2,000 |
PEEK |
COPY |
SAVE |
What is the common
noun in the following sentence? "I saw it in the city of
Buffalo." |
Alana is locked
in. He goes with "I". "I"... is not right. Correct: "City."
Alana needs to have "City" written or else it's bye bye E...
"The" will not do it. E is
outta here with nothing.
Next is a 37-year-old produce sales rep from
Orlando, MELANIE JOHNSTON.
First up to help Melanie is Alana.
4th Grade US
History |
$1,000 |
PEEK |
COPY |
SAVE |
Who was the US
President immediately before Franklin Delano Roosevelt? |
Melanie's not
feeling it too well. FDR was right after the Depression, so
sayeth Melanie. She PEEKS.
Alana says... "Abraham
Lincoln". Melanie goes out on her own with James Madison...
... Not it. And it's not
Abraham Lincoln either. The correct answer is Herbert Hoover, gotten by
three out of the four remaining classmates.
Will anyone get off the
schneid today? Next student is from Emery Elementary in Buena Park
Elementary. She's a 42-year-old sales rep by the name of LINDA SYPIEN.
Starting up the game with
Linda is Alana.
1st Grade Civics |
$1,000 |
PEEK |
COPY |
SAVE |
Which of the
following is a US federal holiday?
a) Arbor Day
b) Flag Day
c) New Year's Day |
Linda goes with
C... and she's right for $1000. Next up...
1st Grade Science |
$2,000 |
PEEK |
COPY |
SAVE |
How many horns did
the triceratops dinosaur have on their head? |
Linda goes with
3... and she's right again!
Next up to help is Jacob.
Let's play...
2nd Grade
Spelling |
$5,000 |
PEEK |
COPY |
SAVE |
What month comes
last alphabetically? |
Linda locks in
September... and she's right! Rest of the class agreed.
2nd Grade
Geography |
$10,000 |
PEEK |
COPY |
SAVE |
The country of
Mexico is on what continent? |
Linda goes with
North America. Right again!
Helping out in round 3 is
Kyle. Next is the milestone question for $25,000...
3rd Grade
Astronomy |
$25,000 |
PEEK |
COPY |
SAVE |
What planet is the
second closest to our sun? |
She goes with
Venus after a while... and she's got $25,000!
Now let's go for $50,000...
3rd Grade Health |
$50,000 |
PEEK |
COPY |
SAVE |
How many bones are
in the typical adult human's body?
a) 206
b) 306
c) 406 |
After talking
about a baby's bones for a while... Linda goes with A...
Kyle said the same thing.
And she's right again!
Next player is Laura, our
little starlet...
4th Grade Social
Studies |
$100,000 |
PEEK |
COPY |
SAVE |
How long is one
regular term for a US senator? |
Linda thinks
that the senators are shorter... Two years. She locks it
in...
... and she's wrong. Laura
said six...
... and six is right! SAVED!
4th Grade Grammar |
$175,000 |
PEEK |
COPY |
SAVE |
TRUE OR FALSE?
"Or" and "but" are examples are interjections. |
If you remember
"Schoolhouse Rock", then you know that this is wrong. Linda
PEEKS.
Laura said "False". Linda
agrees... and she's got $175,000!
Last round of play, and
Spencer's the man in Havana.
5th Grade US
History |
$300,000 |
PEEK |
COPY |
SAVE |
After Washington,
Adams, and Jefferson, who was the 4th President of the
United States? |
Linda's got
another song to help her. "Madison?" Madison....
... MADISON! That's
$300,000! Last category. Doesn't cost anything to hear it.
5th Grade
Measurements |
$500,000 |
PEEK |
COPY |
SAVE |
One gallon equals
how many pints? |
Linda doesn't
have a song about this one... Spencer is locked in.
She thinks it's eight. She
goes .... home. But she does so with $300,000.
Correct answer WAS eight.
New student next time. |