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All those things you learned in elementary school are about to come back to haunt you... in the form of a quiz show that tests how dumb you've become.
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2.13: Celebrity 5th Grader 3 Last week in the classroom, the Hawkman, Tony Hawk, that is, skated in and out with $175,000 for the Tony Hawk Foundation. Tonight, perhaps the queen mum of all brain moments in 2006... ... a 21-year-old singer/songwriter who attended Badin Elementary in Albemarle, NC... American Idol 5's KELLIE PICKLER! She says she was an "okay" student. She prepared for this by playing the home game with fellow Idoler Katharine McPhee. Hey, give her props for trying to study. Kellie's playing for the American Red Cross and "an organization that helps grandparents raise their grand kids." "I'll take the blonde." We're starting this stack with Sierra in the back. Kellie may have found out the hard way what calamari is... but is she smarter than a 5th Grader? "Hello. My name is Kellie Pickler, and I am not smarter than a 5th grader." That was quick. Okay, to the game.
Yeah, that's the same as the beep-beep. She guesses TRUE. Of course it's true!
Kellie gets this from a really cute French guy. She's locked in... Beep-beep, right again. By the way, the other charity: "The Grandparents Foundation of the AARP". Kellie's most embarrassing moment in school: cutting one in 2nd grade. Hopefully Olivia will cut it in round 2.
The word is... "Watermelon." Olivia locks in. Kellie spells it out correctly. She tries two... and she's right! Before we get the next question, we get a feed from the mayor of Albemarle.
First up, a computer lab is heading to Heritage School courtesy of Fox and 5th Grader. "Oh God." Olivia is in. Kellie doesn't know this one. She wants to go with B or C... because "percussion" and "piccolo" both begin with a P. She goes with it... Not even close. It's A, woodwind, a small flute. So the only way she can play on is if Olivia wrote A. She wrote... "A: Woodwind!" SAVED! Okay, time for the milestone question... and it's time for Mini-Gordon. Nathan, let's do this.
She thought Europe was a country. She copies Nathan's answer. She would've said France. Sorry. Not even close. Correct: Hungary. Nathan... not smiling... he said "Hungary!" He's got her the money. "He tricked me." No offense, Kellie, but that's not even hard.
"I feel like an idiot." She thinks it's Franklin Pierce... "'cause I have my ears pierced. My last name starts with P. I have an E, and R, and a C, too." Faulty logic, but correct answer. "I made it farther than the rocket scientist!" How is still a mystery. Mackenzie is up.
Insert joke here. Kellie thinks it's either 2 or 4. She decides to walk with the money, leaving the peek on the table. The correct answer... WAS 4. Kellie had it. So I guess we get to hear it again. "And apparently for some odd reason, I don't know why... but I'm not smarter than a 5th grader." We return to the civs with a 49-year-old tailor who attended Red Bird Elementary in Madison, OH, ROB CLAWSON. Rob is playing for... himself. First up to help with that is Sierra.
The word is "mathematics". Rob is trying to work it out in his head. He decides to COPY real quick. Rob would've said 2. He would've been going home with nothing. There's only one E. Sierra had better have one to keep playing. ONCE! That works!
Sierra is locked. Rob goes with tigers, A. He's got $2000. Next up, Mackenzie.
Mackenzie was quick. Rob's sweating. He goes with Africa. Cody says "South America." Olivia said "South America". Africa... is not right. Correct: South America. Mackenzie said... South America! SAVED! Next question... He's got $2000. Next up, Mackenzie. Rob would've said 2. He would've been going home with nothing. There's only one E. Sierra had better have one to keep playing.
Rob thinks that ... he'll PEEK. Mackenzie said TRUE. Rob goes with it... They're both wrong. The reciprocal is 6/5, which is 1.2, not a whole number, so Kellie Pickler did better than the tailor. So Rob's going home with nothing. New student next time. |
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