Episode 30.13 - The Jokers' Wild Card
September 3

Jason: LOL
Chico: ALL-STARS! I have the phrase of death here. "Your star just fell."
Gordon: You can say that about US Morals also.
Jason: Really?
Gordon: To make Jay and his Republican-ish viewpoints feel at home, we present 'The Moral of the Story Is'. All responses must be in the form of an anecdote. Start us off, Chico
Chico: Here we go...
Jason: Thank you.
Chico: The subject for these, by the way... things we learned this summer.
Jason: 60 seconds on the clock? :-)

The Choice... and Take Me Out were supposed to be the next big experiments in TV dating. they... failed.  The Moral of the story is...

Gordon: A Sucker is born every minute, but even they know when the lollipop's flavor is sour apple.
Jason: Dating shows may be Foxy, but they weren't cold as Fleiss.
Chico: TV... Helping media hoes look for love in all the wrong places since 2001. ... Emily Maynard.
Gordon: Next one?
Chico: Next...

American Idol... STILL doesn't have a panel, though they DID audition contestants and are considering people who are known more for their fame and less for their opinion. The Moral of the Story is...

Jason: The Idol producers are looking for all sizzle and no steak.
Chico: We've. Stopped. Trying.
Gordon: Anyone can win a million - but it takes a different person to win over the 16 year old girls. Next one...
Chico: Next one...

Snooki and fiance Jionni LaValle have a baby boy named Lorenzo . The moral of this story is...

Jason: They DID make the deal with the Devil.
Chico: Friends don't let friends procreate with Snooki.
Gordon: Silence may be golden. but the silence of approval is deafening.
Chico: Sad. Okay, Gordon, what's next?
Gordon: Next is yours.
Chico: Next..

Figure It Out and Pyramid were short and sweet and everyone loved it. Fear Factor... long. Complex... Not so much. The Moral of the Story is...

Jason: Keep it Simple, Keep it Fresh, and Keep it Memorable and they will come.
Chico: Keep it familiar.
Gordon: You can lead your contestants to green slime, but you can't make them eat bugs.
Chico: Next?
Gordon: Next one...

The Bible now goes digital - The American Bible Challenge for your digital handheld device. The Moral of the Story is...

Chico: The Moral of the Story.... well... the punch line just writes itself, doesn't it?
Jason: The geeks shall inherit the earth :-)
Chico: Same can be said about Ian Terry. Just saying.
Gordon: The Moral of the Story is...There's a 7th day for something.
Chico: Next... Last one's yours, G.
Gordon: Last one...

All That makes the Semi-Finals. The Moral of the Story is...

Chico: Moral of the story.... you don't have to explain how or why you're there. Just as long as you win. ... and piss off everyone else.
Jason: Cheaters sometimes win.
Chico: I could make a joke about something here... but Clint Eastwood beat me to it.
Gordon: The Moral of the Story is...Sometimes it IS just a good old fashioned Song and Dance.
Jason: (rimshot)
Gordon: And on that, we're done being Moral. Toilets show up after the break.

(Brought to you by Equestria's Next Top Model. Who has the hooves to be the fiercest pony on Saturday morning? Rarity hosts.)

Jason: YES! WIN!
Gordon: And THAT would be a good old fashioned pony show
Chico: And Gordon Pepper with the assist. Well, guys. We've come to the end of yet another season... which means we've gotta prepare you for the next one. And you know how we do it.
Jason: TIME FOR THE SUPERTOILET
Chico: It's Pushy-Flushy time.
Jason: Fall 2012 Edition
Chico: We'll start with eight. Then another eight next time. Then whatever's left we finish off in time after next. Ready?
Gordon: Yah.
Chico: First up...
Jason: Let's do it. Remember there are four votes: push, pastry, jiggle flush(four) sorry

	FACE OFF Syfy - 10p ET Tuesdays
	CHICO	GORDON	JASON	PUSH
	PUSH	PUSH	PUSH

Chico: Good stuff all around.  PUSH.
Gordon: Push. Awesome show and series. Can't wait for hot Set.
Jason: It's Project Runway for Makeup Artists. This show is so good Hot Set is spun off from it. This legitimizes the genre. PUSH. (generic non-copyright winning noise)
Chico: Next...

	AMERICAN BIBLE CHALLENGE GSN - 8p ET Thursdays
	CHICO	GORDON	JASON	PUSH
	PUSH	PASTRY	PUSH

Jason: Its simple. It's Middle America. It's fun. PUSH
Chico: It's not a bad show. It's just overlong. PUSH.
Jason: And one of the best shows of the year, BTW.
Gordon: Pastry, I want to see if it can keep using the same material without it getting old.
Chico: Funny you should mention pastries.

	BEAT THE CHEFS GSN - 9p ET Thursdays
	CHICO	GORDON	JASON	JIGGLE
	FLUSH	JIGGLE	JIGGLE

Chico: If it was on Food Network, it'd be a solid Push. Instead... it's on GSN. FLUSH.
Gordon: the only pastry I see here will be something stale. Jiggle,
Jason: I don't think if it was on Food Network it would PUSH...it's not bad...it's just not original. JIGGLE.
Chico: Next..

	AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL: COLLEGE EDITION CW - 8p ET Fridays
	CHICO	GORDON	JASON	FLUSH
	FLUSH	JIGGLE	FLUSH

Jason: 0.0 FLUSH
Gordon: I cant fail it, but it does get an INC from me. Jiggle.
Chico: I can flush it. I think it gets a FLUSH given that it's being moved to Fridays where it... will continue to suck. Next...
Gordon: Next?

	THE PYRAMID GSN - 6p ET Weekdays
	CHICO	GORDON	JASON	PUSH
	PUSH	PUSH	PUSH

Chico: All together now....
Everyone: PUSH.
Chico: (WIN)
Gordon: next?

	WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE Syn - Weekdays
	CHICO	GORDON	JASON	JIGGLE
	JIGGLE	JIGGLE	JIGGLE

Chico: Is it wrong that I want to jiggle?
Jason: I am right with you here. This hasn't been, nor will it ever be, the Millionaire I know. JIGGLE.
Gordon: you can jiggle and I'll watch it wiggle
Jason: Why are you jiggling, C?
Chico: I can't push until I see a millionaire. It's in the title.
Gordon: What else is in the next title?

	FAMILY FEUD Syn/Peachtree TV - September 10
	CHICO	GORDON	JASON	PUSH
	PUSH	PUSH	PUSH

Chico: Easy one. PUSH. The Steve Harvey roadshow continues
Jason: The fact that Channel 9 is moving this to the 5/5:30 hour is HUGE. PUSH.
Gordon: Push. He's getting into his own here.
Chico: (WIN) And finally...

	THE VOICE NBC - September 10
	CHICO	GORDON	JASON	PASTRY
	PASTRY	JIGGLE	PUSH

Chico: Midseason favorites get a fall season pick up. NBC must be incredibly desperate... or incredibly insane. PASTRY
Jason: Simple and Easy...the best musical competition show out there. PUSH.
Gordon: This is what we call overkill. Jiggle.
Jason: oooh interesting ending.
Chico: Yep. And it'll get even more interesting when we come back with a Speed Round after this.
Gordon: And we end the season with this:

(It's Grizzlebees Labor Day Tailgating Party! IN Kansas City, we have the Beat the Chiefs Snickerdoodle. For the Dolphins, it's some Miami Voice. For L.A., It's the Food Pyramidallion steaks, and for the Jets, it's America's Next Top Sirloin, because you'll need any excitement you're going to get. That's Grizzlebees Tailgating. You'll wish you had less fun!)

Chico: I love me some football. I also love me some Speed Round... That starts... NOW.
Jason: G-Men Cowboys Wednesday night :-)
Chico: Big Brother.. does Frank get punted Thursday?
Gordon: It's up...and it's good.
Jason: Unless he wins Veto.
Gordon: AGT: Give me someone that makes the finals.
Chico: Tim Hockenwinner.
Jason: Lightwire Theater
Gordon: ALL THA...kidding. Winner Hockenberry.
Chico: Hell's Kitchen: who gets the honor of losing to Justin NEXT week?
Gordon: Christine does
Chico: Okay. Mail?
Gordon: none here - you?
Chico: None here either. But hey, you can change that by leaving us some love on Facebook... or on Twitter... or by email, wlti@gameshownewsnet.com ... and while you're at it, go to CLW83.com and download the podcast.
Chico: It's everything you know and love about this show... in audio form.
Gordon: True. next week - we start our new season - and get closer to some Summer winners.
Jason: More pushing/flushing.
Chico: And we spin the Wheel of Fortune and get five good questions out of it.
Gordon: That's next week. For this week, this is Gordon Pepper, saying Game Over and spread the love.