Episode 30.13 - The Jokers' Wild Card
August 27

Gordon: Welcome back to WLTI.
Chico: Thanks for being a part of our week and allowing our week to be a part of you.
Gordon: Now Jason just came back from vacation in the ATL.
Jason: Yes I did.
Gordon: I'm guessing that it's too early to show your pictures, but Chico has got a bunch of them
Jason: Ah ha.
Chico: I've got a bunch. What they're missing are some creative captions.
Gordon: And I think we should be commenting on them
Chico: So if you're ready, let's Snap away...
Jason: Been a while for this one.



Jason: What you dont see is Anthony Bourdain under the table :-)
Chico: Good night everybody
Gordon: Gordon Ramsay, upon seeing Prince Harry and Randy Travis sharing a table in his nude colony section of his new restaurant.
Chico: Having conquered the realm of kitchens, chefs, and hotels, Gordon Ramsay tries his hand at... square dancing.
Gordon: with Anthony Bourdain.
Chico: It could happen. NEXT PICTURE!



Chico: .... Jessi Cruickshank, upon seeing Prince Harry and Randy Travis sharing a table in the nude colony section of Gordon Ramsay's new restaurant.
Jason: Jessi Cruickshank, is trying to clean the taste out of her mouth after realizing what she signed up for in Oh Sit!
Chico: Jamie's a horrible kisser. =p
Jason: I never said he kissed her.
Chico: He could've. ... Gordon?
Gordon: Jessi after enjoying herself at the Serious Sausage truck from The Great Food Truck Race 3. Draw your own conclusions on enjoyment.
Chico: .... and we'll just leave it at that. Because Jessi's a little bit of a NEXT PICTURE! #3 in the "What We Did On Our Summer Vacation" album...
Jason: She is? Where?



Gordon: Chico just found what's in Congressman Todd Akin's head! Green slime and a woman's reproductive egg.
Chico: Liz Gillies thinks that the world will stop her from getting slimed... No, the world is actually cheering for it.
Jason: No...that's Brown...this is a picture of the new Alien McDonald's on Mars. (courtesy of the new Mars Rover(TM)
Chico: NICE. #4 in the albumumumumum...



Jason: Nick Cannon...after Horse hit him in the NADS. ...with the Tennis Cannon.
Chico: The time is 10 o'clock... and Nick Cannon just accidentally flipped into foreplay mode.
Gordon: This is Nick Cannon showing us what he looks like when he gets Wild'N' Out with Mariah Carey.
Jason: Lucky so and so.
Chico: Nice assist, G.
Gordon: I went the clean, yes more visually suggestive route :)
Chico: Okay, speaking of good clean humor... NEXT PICTURE!



Chico: The best game of Pac Man EVER.
Jason: This logo is an homage to both Charles Nelson Reilly and Brett Somers, who both wore pearl necklaces :-)  Ok, was that wrong? :-)
Chico: YEs. But not wholly inaccurate.
Jason: Thank you :-)
Gordon: For those of you living after 1991, this used to be an Amazing Game show. For those of you who watched it in 1998 and don't believe me, I'm sorry.
Jason: WIN.
Chico: You win one internet, sir.
Gordon: Yay
Chico: BTW Canadians are wanted. Go to thecomedynetwork.ca/matchgame ... TV's Ryan Vickers and his action rangers? ... It's your time. FINAL PICTURE!



Jason: I have to ask...who or what is that.
Chico: (in an Australian accent) KOOKABURRA GETS ALL THE LADIES!!!! That's Kookaburra from Splatalot.
Jason: He gets all the ladies because of his accurate boomerang :-)
Chico: JASON THIS IS A KID'S SHOW! And ... because we can, we end with a word from Gordon.
Gordon: And here I thought these were Adam Lambert's and Nikki McKibben's love children.
Jason: Dammit he wins again.
Chico: And if James Elmer is reading.... we're sorry.
Gordon: And that's all the pictures we have. We move from pics to text...and I mean text...next!
Chico: But not while you're driving.

(Brought to you by the American Idol All-Star tournament of losers. Starring Clay Aiken, Adam Lambert, Chris Daughtry, Jennifer Hudson, Tamyra Gray, LaToya London, Bo Bice, David Archuleta, Diana DeGarmo, Constantine Maroulis, Katherine McPhee, Kellie Pickler and Sanjaya Malakar.)

Gordon: Because everyone needs an all-star season that has no all stars in it.
Chico: Okay, let's see... Available... with Queen... touring... acting... available... available.... available... available... available... on stage... on "Smash"... available... and... oh yeah, available! Gordon make this happen!
Gordon: I'll send FOX a tweet. And speaking of which, it's time to play a game we haven't played in a while. 1 Vs. 140.
Chico: Remind us how this works.
Gordon: I will give you a tweet. You will ring in and tell me who tweeted it.
Jason: Got it.
Gordon: ok First tweet...

Jeff Kent, Skupin, Russell Swan & Penner - plus awesome newbies! Who knows maybe we'll birth some new "all-stars!"

Jason: BUZZER
Gordon: Jason?
Jason: Thats has to be @JeffProbst
Gordon: That is uncle Jeffy, yes.
Chico: Now here's the thing. This was tweeted... before CBS made the official announcement. OOPS.
Jason: That's the secret of comedy.
Chico: TIMING
Jason: Exactly. Great idea...just watch when you hit send. (Herm) DON'T PRESS SEND! (/Herm).
Gordon: We've seen that happen a number of times. Next one...

Busy night at Hell's Kitchen, all changed after @theryanhollins made me feel like DannyDeVito !!

Chico: HIT ME!
Gordon: I can't., you're too far. but what is it, Chico?
Chico: @GordonRamsay?
Gordon: That's who it is. And here's the pic.



Chico: ... to be fair... to Gordon Ramsay.. he's short.
Jason: But yeah pretty fun pic from a member of the Clip Show.
Chico: Gordon's a little man. It's why he yells a lot. :-) Next?

I threw Rob's shirt into the audience...oops, now he has no clothes! #ANTM premieres tonight

Chico: BUZZER!
Gordon: Chico
Chico: I don't know if she knows a Rob, but... @TyraBanks?
Gordon: yep
Chico: Who's Rob? Who the hell is Rob? =p ... that sounds familiar. =p
Gordon: I think he's a host
Chico: A host who's missing a shirt apparently
Jason: Rob Evans. A Judge
Chico: Ah. Makes sense.
Jason: And hot model
Gordon: Next one...

The Quack Pack is the dorkiest name in BB history

Chico: OVER HERE!
Gordon: Chico?
Chico: Said Everyone EVER! :-)
Gordon: Well, true, but who specifically tweeted it?
Chico: No, seriously... I have no idea.
Gordon: um...wrong. (BUZZ) Jason?
Jason: I KNOW @juliechen?
Gordon: That would be Julie Chen
Jason: I LIKE the Quack Pack. Yes it's Dorky...but it's fun.
Chico: Dorky.. but hey, they get results. Now they just need to take out Dan and Britney without them being aware of it.
Gordon: It's cute. They get the results now - but we said the same thing about the Secret 6 and their ringleader is now on the outside world dealing with various silly lawsuits we chatted about years ago. Next one...

I really appreciate all the kind words about The American Bible Challenge Premier last night. Thanks Y'all! Now, who is happy it is Friday? I know I am.

Chico: MONKEYS!
Jason: Dammit :-)
Chico: That would be the well-groomed mustache of @JeffFoxworthy
Jason: Yes it would.
Gordon: That would be. Monkeys or no Monkeys. Now as a bonus, I'm going to type what he added on his Facebook page.

You might be a Redneck if this is how you get ready for a night out on the town:
- you crimp your hair in a waffle maker.
- you forge an ID to get your date the free birthday meal at Denny's.
- you spend at least half your day looking for a lighter.
- you take your car to the car wash, but they refuse to touch it.

Chico: I know a few rednecks that drive Caddys.
Jason: That's funny.
Gordon: How is the redneck population in North Carolina?
Chico: Well, here's the thing. If you're in the Charlotte or Asheville or Triangle or Wilmington area, you, Gordon Pepper, you'd blend in no problem. Anywhere outside of that they're gonna look at you, ESPECIALLY YOU, JASON... and say "you talk funny." And then you say "Heh, well, you're one to talk."
Jason: Of course I talk funny.
Gordon: ok last one.
Chico: "You not from'round herre, are ya?"
Gordon: Last one...

We r down! We'll order Lindsey some clogging shoes &she can get us some sequined unitards &we'll be good! Lol

Jason: BUZZER
Chico: TACOS.
Gordon: Jason?
Jason: @ALLthat?
Gordon: Why yes. Yes it is. Amazing that I would find a Tweet from them for this segment, isn't it?
Jason: grrrrrrrr
Chico: ... I have no further comment.
Gordon: You. Both. No. Fun. And we have...a tie. Each of you get 30 seconds to talk about what you want. Jason, you go first.
Jason: Simple and Easy. Cross Promotion. clw83.com Listen to WLTI Live. It's the newest way to spread the love.
Gordon: And Chico.
Chico: Jason stole mine. =p So I'll just say... Fall begins in a couple of weeks, first up is Millionaire and Pyramid. Get ready, it's on like Donkey Kong
Jason: This could be one of the biggest seasons in years.
Gordon: Certainly one of the bigger ones in a while. And we'll wrap this show up after this break.

(Brought to you by Michael in the Pyramiddle. On one side, you have a producing job. On the other... a bunch of disgruntled boys and girls who are mad at you for SAID producing job. Will Mike survive the first Pyramid season without going crazy? Stay tuned.)

Jason: You know what I think he will.
Chico: So do I.
Gordon: I actually think he goes crazy, hacks into Facebook and starts leaving the fanboys DVD's of Professor Price and Bullseye I.
Chico: and Trader Bob. Gordon's favorite. :-)
Gordon: I LIKE Trader BOb. what was wrong with that game?
Jason: And the Shower Game.
Chico: SHOWER GAME! SHOWER GAME! Okay, before Carl rethinks his position on giving us a podcast, we'll remind you once again, that we do have a podcast! It's at CLW83.com You should download it. You should tell your friends about it. They should tell THEIR friends about it.
Gordon: You just want to imagine yourself in a shower with one of the female TPIR models
Chico: ... and what's wrong with that?
Jason: Exactly.
Chico: So let's see... break... crass joke at my expense... plug the podcast... all we have left to do is... SPEED ROUND!
Gordon: Speed Round Starts....now! ive me someone in the non-tainted AGT Round that will advance
Jason: Dittleman.
Chico: Andrew De Leon
Gordon: I'll go with William Close.
Chico: It'll be fun and interesting.
Gordon: Big Brother: How long will the Quack Pack last?
Chico: THREE WEEKS!
Jason: Dan goes first.
Chico: Agreed. That's for Boogie, yo. How does American Bible Challenge do in week 2?
Jason: A little drop off but still HUGE
Chico: I agree, it tops a million easy
Gordon: Its a solid gamer. It will keep with the numbers. Do we have emails?
Chico: We do not, but you can help us with that... Facebook: /wlti.gsnn. Twitter: @wltiongsnn. CLW83.com OR... if you like typing... send us an email at wlti@gameshownewsnet.com NEXT WEEK, you're going to want to grab a lifeline, becuase we're talking about Who Wants to Be a Millionaire. The old set induced vertigo. The new set induces claustrophobia, but will it induce viewers?
Gordon: That comes next week as we close out this week. For everyone, this is Gordon Pepper saying Game Over and Spread the Love.