Nick FINALLY got win #1 on his last episode. Can he win 2 in a row?

Guest Star/Musical Star - Swizz Beats

Red Squad -
Nick Cannon
Affion Crockett
Shawty
Brandon T. Jackson
Leonard Robinson
Biz Markie

Black Squad -
Swizz Beats
Mikey Day
Spanky Hayes
Corey Holcomb
Taran Killam
Rasika Mathur

Round 1 - So Fly. How Fly are the team captains? Affion says that when the cops pull over Nick, they beat themselves up (DING, while Spanky says that Swizz's girlfriend has Gucci skin. (DING). Biz says that when he cashes a check, the bank bounces (DING), Taran says that Swizz doesn't take the women horseback riding - he takes them unicorn riding (DING). Shawty says that Nick's shoes have to be cleared for take-off (BUZZ) while Mikey says that Swizz can understand what Shawty is saying (DING). Black wins it 3-2 and goes up 1-0, which should be business as usual for Nick.

Round 2 - What had happened was...There's a situation featuring a celebrity and a situation, and the comics must get the celebrities out of hot water. Tiger Woods loses a golf tournament. Affion says that Tiger got in touch with his black culture and had sex with Venus Williams before the match (DING). Vivica Fox getting arrested for DUI...Swizz Beats says that 50 cents was going to beat her up (DING). Eddie Murphy getting his girlfriend pregnant...Leonard says
that the Jimmy liked to bone - and we get the dance. (BUZZ) Isaiah Washington using the 'F' word...Corey says that he don't like no man winking at him (DING). Britney Spear's baldness...Brandon went to DJ D Wrek's Barber and got the special (DING). Nick Cannon getting married in Las Vegas...Mikey does the Nick Cannon Drumline impression (DING). Black wins it again 3-2, and they take a 2-0 lead on Nick Cannon.

Round 3 - Remix. We get remixes of nursery rhymes. The Red Squad gets Camptown Races, while the Black Squad gets Jack be Nimble (which was already done in an episode with Big Joe). Swizz Beats creates the beats while Rasika demands that Jack sucks her...wick. Clever. Biz Markie counters Swizz Beats and we get Din Daa Daa combined with 80's beats. Also clever. The audience decides that the cleverer team is...The Red Squad, and Nick Cannon closes the gap to 2-1.

We go to commercial as Swizz Beats beats, Shawty strips and Spanky Hayes takes off his clothes - all of it. Too. Much. Visuals.

Can Nick come back in the Wild Style? Leonard tells Swizz that with the shades off, he looks like Bert from Sesame Street (DING, 2-2). Swizz says that Nick's beanie looks like a condom (DING, 3-2, Black) while Nick counters by saying that Swizz is Mr Humpty Hump 2007 (DING, 3-3). Swizz needs a mask because Shawty smells like a$$ (DING, 4-3 Black) Shawty wants Swizz to get a nose job (BUZZ), while Affion says that without the nose, they are the same person (DING, 4-4). Swizz says that Affions short looks like a box of Fruit Loops (BUZZ).
Biz gets into the act and calls Swizz's boogers big like green apples (DING, Red, 5-4). Biz isn't done yet though, calling Mikey Day Clay AIken (Ding, Red, 6-4) and calls Rasika from Taco Bell (Ding, Red, 7-4). He calls Corey...retarded (BUZZ). Mikey says that Nick isn't gay, but his movies s#ck d#ck (Ding, Red, 7-5). That ends the game, and although Black gets the last word, Red wins the match 7-5. Nick improves to 2-6 and has 2 wins in a row.

Can he make it 3 wins? Tune in..right about...now...

Episode 4-9: Tara Reid - July 19

Nick lost the first 6, but now he's won the last 2. Can he get closer to respectability and a .500 record against blondes this season when he goes toe-to-toe with Tara Reid?

Guest Star - Tara Reid

Guest Musical Star - Izzy Battle

Red Squad -
Nick Cannon
Affion Crockett
Jeff Ross
Shawty
Taran Killam
Randall Park

Black Squad -
Tara Reid
Mikey Day
Spanky Hayes
Corey Holcomb
Deray Davis
Leonard Robinson

Tara walks out - and walks the other way. You're not helping the blonde reputation, Tara.

Round 1 - Plead the Fif. Nick and Tara must come up with answers in the Courtroom or the opposing team gets points. Corey wants to know how long it takes to stop having protected sex with a woman. Nick pleads the fif (DING, Black). Jeff asks Tara if her middle name is can't. She said it was and changed it to can. Lame, but Black still gets the point (DING, Black). Mikey asks the Black Squad how many of them have been in Nick's Girlfriends. They all raise their hands - and so do members of the Red Squad. Heh. Nick pleads the Fif and Black is up 3-0. Taran asks Tara what she thought that Joe Francis (of Girls Gone Wild) thought sex was lousy. Tara thought that Joe was gay (Ding, Black). Corey asks Nick to go jail for ten years or to sit on Omarion's lap while he braids Nick's hair. Nick says Jail and he FINALLY gets on the board. Shawty asks Tara between Joe Francis, Carson Daly and Tom Brady, who was the best in bed and if Shawty can have his number. Tara says that Tom was the best, and her number is 1-800-noyoucant (Ding, Black). Black scorches Red 5-1 and takes a quick 1-0 lead.

Round 2 - Talking Spit. You spit out the water, the other team gets a point. Taran lifts up his shirt and asks Tara if she thinks he's sexy. Tara nods. Then Taran tells her to imagine that it's c#m. Both Tara and Nick spit out. Heh. Spanky brings Nick back to the days of Keenan and Kel and Nick spits (Black, 2-1) Affion does ballerina, Taran comes out with the stomach and Jeff Ross starts licking the stomach - none of which causes Tara to spit. Spanky wonders why Trace Holmes isn't the host, and Deray says that Trace would have swallowed a long time ago. Nick spits it out and Black wins 3-1. They take a 2-0 lead going into...

Round 3 - Thanks For Nothing. The Celebrities accept awards. T.I. for ATL...Shawty wants to know 'What You Know About That' (DING). Justin Timberlake for the Kids CHoice Awards...Mikey does a parody of 'We're Bringing Sexy Back' (DING). Eddie Griffin for Redline...Affion says that Eddie Murphy paid for him to crash his car (DING). Fantasia for The Color Purple...Leonard has a statement to read...but can't read it and Mikey has to whisper in his ear (DING). David Blaine, for magician of the year...Randall Park disappears under the podium (BUZZ) Terrence Howard for Pride...DeRay and Tara get into a lover's quarrel (DING). Topher Grace for Spider Man 3...Taran goes the venom rout (DING) Tara Reid for American Pie...Tara thanks everyone for changing her from a virgin to the best piece of pie around (DING). Black wins 4-3 and takes a commanding 3-0 lead into the last round.

Wild Style - Nick Cannon's winning streak is in peril, but Nick gets on the board calling Tara the hardest working person on the team (Ding, 3-1 Black). Tara says that she's here to help nick's ratings (DING, Black, 4-1). Jeff calls Mikey a 2 bit comic while he's the King of the Roasts (BUZZ) Mikey says that Jeff's haircut is for Shawty and not overweight guys over 40 (DING, Black, 5-1). Randall tells Spanky that for once, his mom wasn't constipated (DING, Black, 5-2). Mikey calls out Randall and says that his mom is going to go on a ride on his Panda Express (Ding, Black, 6-2). Jeff calls Corey 'Black Shrek' (Ding, Black, 6-3). Deray says that Asian members are so small, which is why the Asian women squint (DING, Black, 7-3). With that, the mercy-killing is over, and Black wins 7-3. Nick is 0-2 against blonde women, and 2-7 this season. Ack.

Next Week: Nick tries to get to 3 wins. Join us in 7 days to see if he can.