Episode 4-5: Fabolous - July 5
DJ D Wrek being replaced and now
bartending for Biz Markie? Nick Cannon replacing his braids
with a fro? If it will help him actually get win #1 of the
Guest Star - Fabolous
Brandon T. Jackson
Based on that line-up, Nick is going 0-5.
Round 1 - Don't Push Me Cuz I'm Close To The Edge. Members
of both teams will stand on a 'building' ledge and tell the
audience why they nothing else to live for, if you're line
is more pathetic, you get pushed off the ledge by 'The grim
Reaper' (ooooh) and score a point. Mikey listened to all of
Nick Cannons albums. Leonard has Nick as a Homeless guy who
sold him all of his movies. Both of them get pushed off
(1-1). Affion got, instead of the doctor removing his gall
stone, got his balls gone, while Rob, Mikey and Taran are
all 3 Hanson brothers. Affion gets pushed (2-1 Red). Brandon
sees his girlfriend in a Valtrex commercial, while Corey
left his cellphone with his woman. Brandong gets pushed
(3-1, Red). Affions girl left him for a WNBA Ballplayer,
while Mikey's sister had a 3 Way with Flava Flav...and
Shawty. Both get pushed off again (4-2 Red). Nick's car gets
a scratch and Fabolous could only get his chauffeur a house
and they can't get the name on his jet. Nick can
Round 2 - Breakin' Up is Hard to Do. It's time to tell off a
WNO Girl. Nicks new girl gets paid to wear Victoria's
Secrets (DING), while Biz sings, 'Oh Baby you,...don't got
what I need' (DING). Shawty looks in her eyes and wonders if
her mouth is too small or if she has too many teeth (BUZZ).
Fab says that her home girl is a Ryder and not he's trying
to get with her (DING). That's 2-1 Black, and it's enough to
tie the match at 1.
Round 3 - Star Sightings. Nick has found Haley Joel Osmond
and 50 Cent (DING), while Corey and Biz finds JHermaine
Dupri (DING). Spanky and Leonard find Fantasia Barrino
(DING) while Mikey and Taran find, and I quote, 'The creepy
voodoo witch doctor lady from Pirates of the Caribbean 2'
(BUZZ). Nick shows us Spike Lee (DING) and Taran and Mikey
give us James Blunt (DING). Leonard and Spanky find Barrack
Obama (DING) while Fabolous gets Brandy Norwood and Eryka
Badhu (DING). The Red Squad wins this one 4-3 and Nick
actually has a 2-1 lead going into...
The WildStyle - Nick calls out Biz and Fab for chewing Rocks
(DING, 3-1 Red) Biz says that Nick sucks (BUZZ) while Shawty
makes love to Fab's wife (DING, 4-1 Red). Rob tells Shawty
that Spanky got him pregnant (DING, 4-2 Red) and Shawty
pulls down Rob's pants (DING, 5-2 Red). Fabolous decides
enough is enough and he goes after the Red Squad, starting
with nic, who he accuses of having erectile Dysfunction
(BUZZ) but his Victoria's Secret is he's doing Nick's girl
(DING, 5-3 Red) calls Spanky on overweight Ja Rule (Ding,
5-4 Red), says that Shawty was trying to get lap dances on
Lay away (DING, 5-5) and wonders when Toys R Us fired Affion...er...Geoffrey
the Giraffe. Nick wants a counter, but he doesn't get it
when time runs out and Fabolous pulls it out, 6-5 and drops
Nick to 0-5 for the season.
Next Week - Nick gets invaded by...Brooke Hogan. Nick has to
win this one...doesn't he?
Welcome to the home of freestyle comedy, as
Nick Cannon and a few of his friends bring the illest improv
to the Hollywood stage.
Recaps by Gordon Pepper, GSNN
Host: Nick Cannon
DJ: DJ D-Wrek
Creator: Nick Cannon
EP: Nick Cannon, Tony DiBari, Karen Frank
Packager: The Collective, Mr. Renaissance Entertainment
Airs: Thursdays at 10p ET on MTV
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