Episode 4-1: Bigg Snoop Dogg -
Its time for ANOTHER season of
Wild'N'Out! Yay! This is Gordon Pepper, once again recapping
the funny, because there is one comedy show I must see this
summer (and no, it's not Last Comic Standing)
Guest Star - Snoop Dogg
Guest Musical Star - Nate G
The Red Squad
Brandon T. Jackson
The Black Squad
DJ D-Wrek is back in action, while Nick, with his Chuck
introduces Snoop Dogg to the screaming audience.
Round 1 - Let Me Holla. It's time to use your best
pick up lines on a Wild N Out Girl. Snoop starts with the
girl getting out of snowshoes and into Ho'shoes (DING) while
a crying Spanky lost his Teddy Bear and wants to sleep with
a Wild N Out Girl instead (DING). Leonard sees her hair is
done like a rooster and wants to know if his lil' cock-ll-doo
(DING), as Shawty wants to lose his virginity - complete
with condom - and BUZZ. Mikey waves his little finger and
says that just by doing that, he got her to 'come' (DING).
Nick wants to take her to the Opera by giving her the keys
to his Phantom (DING). Final score - 4-3, Black Squad, which
Round 2 - Plead the Fif. Both Nick and Snoop must
either come up with repartees to question or Plead the 5th,
which gives the other team points. Affion asks between him,
Snoop and L. L. Cool J, which artist went negative platinum.
Nick, who complains that his company didn't ship enough
albums, pleads the 5th and Black gets a point. Snoop is
asked if it's his first time in the courtroom today and
Snoop says that he courts the streets and the clubs. Point -
Black. Mikey brings in a picture of a half naked Nick in as
evidence, who says that
the real Nick Cannon is...his face superimposed on a woman's
Body. Nick can't speak and the Black Squad gets the point.
Snoop is asked if he would let Jermaine Dupree stay in the
room when he's with Janet Jackson. Snoop answers, and I
quote, 'I'm sort of flustered with this fake-ass Johnny
Cochran, Black Eyed-Peas, Gumby on the top of the head,
milking a canister, leaning on my shoulder, smelling like
cigarettes, booty and donuts.' That answers that, as the
Black Squad wins 4-0 and takes a 2-0 lead.
Round 3 - Remix. The teams get a song that they have
to rap a nursery rhyme from. The Red Team gets' Hush Little
Baby', while the Black Team gets 'Georgie Porgie'. The Red
Team bring to the party an uninspired Baby which gets liquor
in the Similac while the group gets the whole club drunk.
The Black Squad had Georgie Porgie make the girls cry - then
Snoop did his thing and made Georgie Porgie cry. The crowd
voted for...The Black Team, who's now up 3-0 and who's
giving Nick Cannon a serious thrashing.
Wild Style Round - Nick calls out Snoop wondering
where Suge Knight is (DING, 3-1, RED), Snoop sees Nick on
Santa Monica Boulevard looking for a dude (DING, 4-1 Black).
Rob's looking for Snoop's Parole Officer (DING, 4-2 Black),
while Snoop calls him Opie Cunningham (DING, 5-2 Black).
Spank says that he's housed Snoops woman (BUZZ), while Snoop
tells Spanky that he's too small to hold anything except his
nuts (DING. 6-2 Black). Nick says he's never been under
arrest (DING, 6-3 Black) while Snoop says that he turned
down the offer to
replace Nick on his show (DING, 7-3 Black). Snoop wins this
one easily and Nick's record this season is 0-1.
We finish the show with Nate and Snoop rapping together -
most of it is muted out, but at least most of what he said
during the actual show was decipherable. Join us in 7 days
to see how much of next week's show gets muted out.
Welcome to the home of freestyle comedy, as
Nick Cannon and a few of his friends bring the illest improv
to the Hollywood stage.
Recaps by Gordon Pepper, GSNN
Host: Nick Cannon
DJ: DJ D-Wrek
Creator: Nick Cannon
EP: Nick Cannon, Tony DiBari, Karen Frank
Packager: The Collective, Mr. Renaissance Entertainment
Airs: Thursdays at 10p ET on MTV
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