Episode 4-4: Steve-O - June 28
Nick is batting a perfect 1.000.
Unfortunately, the zero is in the win column. Can he get off
the schneid and get a win this week?
Guest Star - Steve-O
Guest Musical Star - Big Daddy Kane
Rodman (No, not Dennis Rodman, though he'd probably be
Nick Cannon does the butterfly as he introduces someone
who's a real Wild Boy...so to speak...Steve-O, who comes out
barefoot in a white robe. Steve-O likes Nick Cannon - but
came to tear him down. This should be fun...
Round 1 - Got Props. Teams get props and have to
creates skits from them. The Red Team, with in ironing
board, has it being used as a tackling dummy for MTV's next
season of 2 A Days (DING). The Black Team gets a set of
jumper cables and is the new Doctor Octopus (DING). Shawty
uses his board as Scarface's machine gun (DING), while
Steve-O uses it to clamp on his...nether regions (DING). Not
satisfied with that, Mikey Day turns into Johnny Knoxville
uses the cable attached to Steve-O's nether regions as a
jump rope (DING). Nick Cannon parodies Steve-O and sticks
his head in the ironing board's mouth (DING). Steve-O used
the ironing board as a WWE Table and splashes through it
(DING). That finishes off the ironing board, and Steve-O
finishes off the Red Team in that round. Black leads 1-0.
Round 2 - Strip Joker. If a joke is funny, the
opposing captain must take off an article of clothing. If it
bombs, then the captain must take off an article of
clothing. Steve-O will probably get naked just for the heck
of it. Rob Hoffman says that what goes
Blonde/brown/blonde/brown is Paris Hilton doing cartwheels
(BUZZ) while Steve-O corrects him with Lindsay Lohan. It
doesn't help. Leonard asks what's 6 foot high, 6 foot wide
and covered in gasoline? Answer - Steve-O's A$$ (BUZZ).
Mikey asks Whats green and Smells like Pork? Kermit the
Frog's Penis! (BUZZ). Shawty says that 2 Mexicans playing
basketball is Juan on Juan (BUZZ). Corey says that the first
thing a woman at a battered shelter does is the dishes if
she knows what's good for her (DING). Steve-O asks what's
got 2 thumbs and loves to f*ck? (Points to himself) This guy
(DING). Affion says that white fairy tales start with 'Once
Upon a Time' while Black Fairy Tales start with 'Sh#t, you
ain't gonna believe this.' (DING). Steve takes off his robe
to reveal his tattooed and nipple pierced body, and the Red
Squad ties the game at 1.
Round 3 - Family Reunion. The teams have to find
their kinfolk in the audience and say bad things about them.
Nick finds his cousin who forgot to get her hair done
(DING). Corey's Cousin's forehead is as big as a Hummer
Windshield (DING). Affion finds his pastor who's been
touching too many little boys (DING!). Mikey finds his
stepsister Ling - and he's going to put his fortune in her
cookie (DING). Affion's cousin's eyes are bigger than her
bra size. Rob's
cousin's throat can gargle peanut butter. Cipha finds his
brother with a$$ butter (BUZZ) while Steve-O' (still in his
undies) has his 'cousin' hold the mike while Steve-O does a
back flip (DING). That's the Black Team's round, and the
Black Team has a 2-1 lead.
Fast Fact - After 12 rounds (not counting the Wild Style),
The Red Squad is now 2-10.
But anything can happen in the Wild Style Round. Nick starts
by Saying that Steve-O won't remember any of it (and he's
probably right) (DING - 2-2). Steve-O says that he plays
with poo and he's richer than Nick (DING, Black, 3-2). Nick
says that it's too bad that Steve will only live 2 more
years (DING, 3-3). Steve says that a hamster scares him more
than Nick (DING, Black, 4-3). Shawty tells Steve to kiss his
black a$$ (BUZZ). Corey says that Nick mopped up R Kellys
leftovers (BUZZ). Affion returns the favor saying Corey got
trapped in the closet with a whole plate of food (DING,
4-4). Steve says that Nick is MTV's ho (DING, Black, 5-4).
That ends the game, and Steve-O keeps Nick Cannon winless
this season. Steve-O raises Nick's hand and thanks
everybody, but he's still going to take Nick's comedy belt.
Next time: Everyone's been taking Nick's belt. Can he defend
it once successfully?
Welcome to the home of freestyle comedy, as
Nick Cannon and a few of his friends bring the illest improv
to the Hollywood stage.
Recaps by Gordon Pepper, GSNN
Host: Nick Cannon
DJ: DJ D-Wrek
Creator: Nick Cannon
EP: Nick Cannon, Tony DiBari, Karen Frank
Packager: The Collective, Mr. Renaissance Entertainment
Airs: Thursdays at 10p ET on MTV
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