Episode 4-6: Brooke Hogan - July
Nick Cannon. 0-5. Yuck. He has
to get in the win column against, of all people, Brooke
Hogan. He has to win this one, doesn't he?
Guest Star - Brooke Hogan
Guest Musical Star - Three 6 Mafia
Red Squad -
Black Squad -
Nick has mixed the temas up, with Mikey and Spanky joining
him, while sending Affion and Deray over to Brooke's side.
That has to make sure Nick wins, right? Brooke warns Nick
that Daddy may be around. Uh oh...
Round 1 - Thanks For Nothing. The teams come up with mock
award speeches. Deray curses up for Snakes on a Plane, while
Leonard curses up with him. Black gets the point, though.
For Tom Cruise (Mission Impossible 3), Mikey humps
everything that moves and calls Katie Holmes a b!tch (DING).
For Sharon Stone (Basic Instinct 2), Taran Killam's Vagina
accepts the award (DING!). For Eddie Murphy (Norbit), TK and
Shawty comes up with different Eddie Murphy characters
(BUZZ). For Hulk Hogan (Hogan Knows Best), Brooke does the
Hulkster to a T and hoes her record at the same time
(DING!). Black wins it 3-2 and takes a 1-0 lead.
Round 2 - Talking Spit. You spit the water out, the other
team gets a point. Mikey says that Brooke can beat his ass -
and Nick Cannon spits out the water (DING) Rob says that
Brooke sold more albums than Nick - and Nick spits out
again. (DING) Shawty goes after Brooke with Nick's 3 inches
of terror and Brooke spits out. DeRay goes after Nick's foot
fetish and Nick spits again (DING). That's 3-1 in favor of
Black, and they go up 2-0 on Nick's squad.
Round 3 - Lift Every Voice. The teams must make up a gospel
song on the spot based on problems. The Red Squad gets a
song on cheating. Nick Cannon's team does a squad - that
THEY are the cheaters, and they have been itching since they
left the girlfriend's house. The Black Team gets a song on
paychecks and they sing about the food stamps coming on the
first of the month. The Winning team is...The Black Squad,
and they take a commanding, yet inexplicable 3-0 lead on
Fast Fact - Nick's team is now 4-14 this year in rounds 1-3.
Can Nick come back on Tha Wild Style? - Nick promises to
show Brooke Wrestlemania (DING, 3-1, Black) while Brooke
says that she put Kobe Bryant in the bedroom and he pressed
charges (DING., 4-1 Black) Leonard wants to know if Brooke
will tear off her shirt like daddy (BUZZ) Rob calls Nick a
fake Will Smith (DING, 5-1 Black) Nick says that corny white
boys are bad for the ratings (DING 5-2, Black) Corey calls
Shawty a replacement for Flava Flav on Flava of Love (DING,
6-2, Black). So Brooke Hogan...wins?
Well, there's another belt for Brooke, while Nick should
probably find a cave somewhere and hide in it. We're not
done yet, though, because he has another battle,
Episode 4-7: Redman - July 12
Not only is Nick Cannon 0-6, but
one of those losses is handed to him via Brooke Hogan. He
faces someone who he's already beaten - Redman. He
desperately needs a win. Will he get it?
Guest Star/Guest Musical Star - Redman
Red Squad -
Rasika Mathur (Her first appearance this season)
Black Squad -
Porscha Coleman (Also her first appearance this season)
Can the return of Rasika make things right? We'll see in 30
Round 1 - Got Props? it's time to get some props. With a
laundry basket, Deray reenacts Kanye West's Gold Digger
(DING), while with a whip, Redman reenacts Steve Harvey at
The Apollo (DING). We get Lockdown from the Red Squad
(DING), while Showtime At The Apollo brings Bobby Brown
whipping Whitney Houston (BUZZ). Spanky uses the bag for
Michigan J. Frog's Top Hat (DING), while Porscha delivers
Affion, complete with extra long umbilical cord (DING). We
get Donkey Kong with the laundry bag used as a barrel
(DING), while The Black Squad reenacts Snakes on a Plane
(DING). The Red Team gets...a win and leads 1-0??!!?!?
Round 2 - Breakin' Up is Hard To Do. Time to break up with a
Wild 'N' Out Girl. Spanky says that her sister's now 18
(DING), while Redman says that they have the same last name
(DING). Leonard tells her that her hands are rough and manly
(DING) while Affion accuses her of farting during sex
(DING). Rasika (!) needs a Wild 'N' out Girl who hasn't
boinked DeRay (DING) while Mikey is focussing on his career
and the girl is focusing on being as cheap slut (BUZZ).
DeRay calls her a stupid b!tch for not leaving him for a
million dollars (DING) and Taran says that he has to break
up because he's dead. (DING). The Red Squad take a 2-0 lead
with the 5-4 win.
Round 3 - Country Westside. It's music time again, and this
time, it's time to use Country Phrases. The Black Team gets
Sufferin' Succotash and the Red Team gets 'Chaps My Hide'.
Sheriff Shawty listens to Spanky while they Do-Si-Do. The
Black Team gets saddle sore from having sex with a dirty
chick. The Black Squad wins it in a rout and cute the gap to
If Nick wants to get his first win of the season, he needs
to defend it in the Wild Style. Nick says that he's not in
style (DING, Red, 3-1), Redman calls out Nick, have him
looking like Spongebob Squarepants and Ralph Tresvant (Ding,
Red, 3-2), Deray says that they got Redman because they
couldn't get Method Man (DING, Red, 4-2). Affion says that
Deray has crabs - on his face (Red, 4-3). Spanky asks Corey
if his baby's mama is Cisco or Johnny Gil (Ding, 5-3 Red),
Corey calls Affion Apu (BUZZ), while Leonard calls Corey
Star Jones before she lost all that weight (DING, 6-3 Red).
That ends the game, and NICK CANNON FINALLY WINS A GAME!
That extends Nick's record to 1-6 and his streak to 1 in a
row. Join us in 7 days to see if Nick can expand the streak
to 2 in a row.
Welcome to the home of freestyle comedy, as
Nick Cannon and a few of his friends bring the illest improv
to the Hollywood stage.
Recaps by Gordon Pepper, GSNN
Host: Nick Cannon
DJ: DJ D-Wrek
Creator: Nick Cannon
EP: Nick Cannon, Tony DiBari, Karen Frank
Packager: The Collective, Mr. Renaissance Entertainment
Airs: Thursdays at 10p ET on MTV
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