Nick Cannon. 0-5. Yuck. He has to get in the win column against, of all people, Brooke Hogan. He has to win this one, doesn't he?

Guest Star - Brooke Hogan

Guest Musical Star - Three 6 Mafia

Red Squad -
Nick Cannon
TK Kirkland
Mikey Day
Shawty
Spanky Hayes
Leonard Robinson

Black Squad -
Brooke Hogan
Rob Hoffman
Affion Crockett
Corey Holcomb
Taran Killam
Deray Davis

Nick has mixed the temas up, with Mikey and Spanky joining him, while sending Affion and Deray over to Brooke's side. That has to make sure Nick wins, right? Brooke warns Nick that Daddy may be around. Uh oh...

Round 1 - Thanks For Nothing. The teams come up with mock award speeches. Deray curses up for Snakes on a Plane, while Leonard curses up with him. Black gets the point, though. For Tom Cruise (Mission Impossible 3), Mikey humps everything that moves and calls Katie Holmes a b!tch (DING). For Sharon Stone (Basic Instinct 2), Taran Killam's Vagina accepts the award (DING!). For Eddie Murphy (Norbit), TK and Shawty comes up with different Eddie Murphy characters (BUZZ). For Hulk Hogan (Hogan Knows Best), Brooke does the Hulkster to a T and hoes her record at the same time (DING!). Black wins it 3-2 and takes a 1-0 lead.

Round 2 - Talking Spit. You spit the water out, the other team gets a point. Mikey says that Brooke can beat his ass - and Nick Cannon spits out the water (DING) Rob says that Brooke sold more albums than Nick - and Nick spits out again. (DING) Shawty goes after Brooke with Nick's 3 inches of terror and Brooke spits out. DeRay goes after Nick's foot fetish and Nick spits again (DING). That's 3-1 in favor of Black, and they go up 2-0 on Nick's squad.

Round 3 - Lift Every Voice. The teams must make up a gospel song on the spot based on problems. The Red Squad gets a song on cheating. Nick Cannon's team does a squad - that THEY are the cheaters, and they have been itching since they left the girlfriend's house. The Black Team gets a song on paychecks and they sing about the food stamps coming on the first of the month. The Winning team is...The Black Squad, and they take a commanding, yet inexplicable 3-0 lead on Nick Cannon.

Fast Fact - Nick's team is now 4-14 this year in rounds 1-3. Yuck.

Can Nick come back on Tha Wild Style? - Nick promises to show Brooke Wrestlemania (DING, 3-1, Black) while Brooke says that she put Kobe Bryant in the bedroom and he pressed charges (DING., 4-1 Black) Leonard wants to know if Brooke will tear off her shirt like daddy (BUZZ) Rob calls Nick a fake Will Smith (DING, 5-1 Black) Nick says that corny white boys are bad for the ratings (DING 5-2, Black) Corey calls Shawty a replacement for Flava Flav on Flava of Love (DING, 6-2, Black). So Brooke Hogan...wins?

Well, there's another belt for Brooke, while Nick should probably find a cave somewhere and hide in it. We're not done yet, though, because he has another battle, right...about...now...

Episode 4-7: Redman - July 12

Not only is Nick Cannon 0-6, but one of those losses is handed to him via Brooke Hogan. He faces someone who he's already beaten - Redman. He desperately needs a win. Will he get it?

Guest Star/Guest Musical Star - Redman

Red Squad -
Nick Cannon
Leonard Robinson
Deray Davis
Spanky Hayes
Shawty
Rasika Mathur (Her first appearance this season)

Black Squad -
Redman
Mikey Day
Affion Crockett
Corey Holcomb
Taran Killam
Porscha Coleman (Also her first appearance this season)

Can the return of Rasika make things right? We'll see in 30 minutes...

Round 1 - Got Props? it's time to get some props. With a laundry basket, Deray reenacts Kanye West's Gold Digger (DING), while with a whip, Redman reenacts Steve Harvey at The Apollo (DING). We get Lockdown from the Red Squad (DING), while Showtime At The Apollo brings Bobby Brown whipping Whitney Houston (BUZZ). Spanky uses the bag for Michigan J. Frog's Top Hat (DING), while Porscha delivers Affion, complete with extra long umbilical cord (DING). We get Donkey Kong with the laundry bag used as a barrel (DING), while The Black Squad reenacts Snakes on a Plane (DING). The Red Team gets...a win and leads 1-0??!!?!?
Wha?

Round 2 - Breakin' Up is Hard To Do. Time to break up with a Wild 'N' Out Girl. Spanky says that her sister's now 18 (DING), while Redman says that they have the same last name (DING). Leonard tells her that her hands are rough and manly (DING) while Affion accuses her of farting during sex (DING). Rasika (!) needs a Wild 'N' out Girl who hasn't boinked DeRay (DING) while Mikey is focussing on his career and the girl is focusing on being as cheap slut (BUZZ). DeRay calls her a stupid b!tch for not leaving him for a million dollars (DING) and Taran says that he has to break up because he's dead. (DING). The Red Squad take a 2-0 lead with the 5-4 win.

Round 3 - Country Westside. It's music time again, and this time, it's time to use Country Phrases. The Black Team gets Sufferin' Succotash and the Red Team gets 'Chaps My Hide'. Sheriff Shawty listens to Spanky while they Do-Si-Do. The Black Team gets saddle sore from having sex with a dirty chick. The Black Squad wins it in a rout and cute the gap to 2-1.

If Nick wants to get his first win of the season, he needs to defend it in the Wild Style. Nick says that he's not in style (DING, Red, 3-1), Redman calls out Nick, have him looking like Spongebob Squarepants and Ralph Tresvant (Ding, Red, 3-2), Deray says that they got Redman because they couldn't get Method Man (DING, Red, 4-2). Affion says that Deray has crabs - on his face (Red, 4-3). Spanky asks Corey if his baby's mama is Cisco or Johnny Gil (Ding, 5-3 Red), Corey calls Affion Apu (BUZZ), while Leonard calls Corey Star Jones before she lost all that weight (DING, 6-3 Red). That ends the game, and NICK CANNON FINALLY WINS A GAME!

That extends Nick's record to 1-6 and his streak to 1 in a row. Join us in 7 days to see if Nick can expand the streak to 2 in a row.