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It may be funny to you, but if you can remember all the weird stuff going on, you'll be laughing all the way to the bank. Recaps by Chico Alexander, GSNN
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Episode 8 The mobile game show unit is in place... Wink has his microphone... This game show gravy train is ready for one more ride. First up, we have Jake "the Snake", a 27-year-old digital artist and father-to-be who is afraid of spiders, claims to play the guitar, and would like to visit the Death Star. He thinks his wife brought him to a birthing class, but at the end of the day, he may be the one to have a baby, as hidden cameras and mics are wired and live. First, instructor Lucy bequeaths a poem: M for maternal, O for ovulation, T for tender nipples, H for Hawaii, E for eek, and R for Ricardo Montalban. Next, the dads get used to pain. We also meet Lucy's partner Meadow, who's a flautist. A right good one at that. Meanwhile, the dads will get a whole glass of cherryade. The whole glass. This is to fill up their bladders. They are starting to twitch. Reggie's gets a little help from Lucy. Next, a preggo suit and a bed with stirrups. And now, Jake's wife has a question... "Do you like game shows?" First up, we're going to spot Jake $500 for his time. And he's playing the game in the preggo suit. GAME 1: Instant Reward (for a Garmin GPS) Men's baseball caps. Which one was Dave wearing? He goes with the beige one... Not it. It was navy. GAME 2: MOTHER (for $500) Try to remember Lucy's lovely poem... He does... not. He misses the M. And completely muffs the game. Next up, let's meet TWO players! Dorothy is a 24-year-old server from Fairfax, VA, who likes the name "Autumn" for a baby, wants to be a model, can ballroom dance, and laughs at people falling. She'll compete against Marisol, a 24-year-old artist from Houston who is afraid of roaches, has 5 dreams a night, and wants to go to Ben & Jerry's after all is said and done. They think they're interviewing for a waiter job, but they're about to get served... They both meet catering manager Robin and Derek, a liaison for a welcoming party from China, led by Jay, who's about as Chinese as I am. They learn how to serve to the Chinese, from handling the tray to confronting the served, and... smiling. Needless to say, Jay has a problem with this... and her English is limited to two questions... "Can I ask you a question?" and... well, you know. Dorothy and Marisol get $500 for having to put up with all of that. Remember, this is a head-to-head round, meaning that the winner will keep all the money. The loser... just gets the $500. GAME 1: Speed Round (for $150) 1) What city was Derek from? 2) How many glasses were on the tray you
were given? 3) Including both of you, how many people
in the room were women? 4) What was the catering manager's name? GAME 2: Spot the Difference (for $1000) Which one is wearing something slightly different? Dorothy goes with D, while Marisol goes with E. Correct... E! So Marisol leaves with $1950, while Dorothy leaves with $500... and no one caused an international incident. Imagine that. That'll do it for this season of "Instant Recall". Will Wink, Angela, and the GSNMGSU be recalled for another season or just... recalled? That's for them to decide. Whatever they do decide... try to look surprised. If it's any indication... Angela did quit after this show, so... To see bonus footage from this episode, or to play the game online, go to gsntv.com/instantrecall |
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