The mobile game show unit
is in place... Wink has his microphone... It's time to
invade America at will.
First up, let's meet Tiffany, a
36-year-old branding specialist from Detroit who admits to having a bad
temper, being persuasive, and slapping butts in the bar. She thinks that
she's getting a free pedicure, but it may cost her her privacy, as the
salon is Winked out for cameras and mic.
Reggie arrives wanting to sell stuff for
his daughters, Monique & Unique. I betcha he's a legitimate businessman,
too. Meanwhile, Nicole is boosting Tiffany with some chicken soup, Pat
is analyzing her feet... thoroughly..., and Nicole's ex comes to
apologize, saying he's not like Tiger Woods and dumping milk on his
head. Heh. And the lady with the neck brace? Mini-bar in her jacket.
And now, a completely random question...
"Do you like game shows?"
First up, we're going to spot Tiffany
$500 for her time... and get her to put on some shoes.
GAME 1: Scrub Up (for $500)
There are five brushes. All you have to do
is pick the correct one. She goes with E... CORRECT!
GAME 2: Instant Reward (for a Tiffany
There were three problems with Tiffany's
feet. Can she match the number with the affliction?
7 DEGREE: arch curvature
PHASE 2: dehydration
LEVEL 3: fungal
She ... can't. She should've switched the
GAME 3: Speed Round (for $150 a
- What did Derek pour over his head?
TIFFANY: Milk ($150)
- What is Nicole's sister's name?
TIFFANY: Lisa (Tina)
- How much money did Karen the manager
ask to borrow?
TIFFANY: $1 ($300)
- What was Karen the manager drinking?
TIFFANY: juice (coffee)
- What did Derek yell before pouring milk
over his head?
TIFFANY: "I'd told you I'd get it right" ("Sic semper tyrannus")
... and that gives Tiffany a total of $1300!
Next up, we meet Maggie, a 28-year-old
admissions administrator, a Leo, who can lift one eyebrow at a time like
she's saying "Saywhaaaaa?", and the last movie she cried at... "27
Dresses". She thinks she's training with a dancer, but the soon-to-be
newlywed is actually training for the game show to come.
Derek's our trainer today, and he's into
meditation, so the manager is just going to get her through faking it. He thinks
that punctuality is a matter of constricted blood vessels. He unconstricts them
by doing pelvic thrusts. He thinks headaches can be solved with a can-can, carbs
can be curbed with freestyle dance, and that his friend Amber can actually
teach... the Charleston... the milkshake... the typewriter... the Roger-Rabbit..
the running man... and the Wink.
Maggie, here's $500...
GAME 1: Speed Round (for $150 a
- What did Amy tell you to do before you
MAGGIE: Meditate ($150)
- How many index cards were you given?
MAGGIE: Three ($300)
- How many photos were on the wall?
MAGGIE: Two ($450)
- What day did Derek's previous client
say she'd meet him?
MAGGIE: Tuesday ($600)
- How long should you do "soul-opening
MAGGIE: 30 minutes (10 minutes)
GAME 2: Dancing with the Winkster (for
Can you remember three of Amber's dance
moves? We get the milkshake... the running man... and the typewriter...
and Maggie gets $2100!
Time to load up the truck for the next
unsuspecting victim..... It could be you, so... try to look surprised.
To see bonus footage from this episode, or
to play the game online, go to