The mobile game show unit
is in place... Wink has his microphone... It's time to
invade America at will.
First up, we have a head-to-head. Let's meet
Rachel, a 39-year-old office manager from Grand Ledge, MI. Her nickname
is "Otter" and she loves lemurs, "CSI", and cucumbers. On the other
side, we have Christina, a 24-year-old healing artist from San Luis
Obispo, CA. Her nickname is "Ruby" and she's afraid of herself,
supposedly psychic, and a heck of a burlesque dancer. Both think they're
going to a pole-dancing class, but what they don't know is that the only
pole that matters here is the one of Wink's microphone. ... What did you
think I was going to say?
After everyone grabs a pole, it's time to
embrace it... be one with it... Christina thought that it would be
attached to something. No, this is true pole dancing from Scotland. Now
let's churn the butter... now pole vault... now grab a boa... and use
your pole as a dance partner. Let's salsa... now let's waltz... Rachel &
Christina think they took the wrong class. They were thinking they were
going pole dancing. Instead... they're going to play a game show.
First up, we're going to spot Rachel &
$500 for their time... and get her to put on some shoes.
GAME 1: Pole Position (for $500)
Find your pole from a group of poles....
Both are right for $500!
GAME 2: Speed Round (for $150)
- What color was Robin's top?
CHRISTINA: Blue ($150)
- How many pepole say out of the class?
RACHEL: Three (Two)
- Where did the teacher say this style of
CHRISTINA: Scotland ($300)
- Name one of the dance moves.
RACHEL: Pole vault ($150).
So far, Rachel has $1150 to Christina's
GAME 3: Instant Reward (for a Tumi
Match the boas with the students. Most
points wins. We're three-all with a tiebreaker question...
- How many people in the room were
wearing black shoes.
CHRISTINA: zero... ONE! Rachel wins the luggage.
So at the end of the head-to-head,
Christina wins $1300 for having the most cash. Rachel leaves with $500
and a nice set of luggage.
Next up, we meet Kerry, a 30-year-old
banquet server who wants to be a Sea World trainer, loves sweet potato
fries, and wishes she had X-ray vision. She thinks that she is going to
be a waiter in an art show, but what she doesn't know is that she's
going to play for a really big tip.
First up, let's try to understand the
art.... "Loose Cannon". "To Be Named". "Mad Moxie"... And meanwhile, Red
hates misplaced wine glasses and people who talk to their dogs as if
they were humans. Back to paintings: "Asparagus". And "Mad Moxie" can't
be shown, so Red sends for the atrocity to be wiped down... So Kerry
does. Time passes, and Mr. James, a patron, says that he loved the even
madder "Mad Moxie", made even madder by Kerry. Sold for $13,000. That's
basically Kerry's painting...
Random question... "Do you like game
shows?" Kerry, here's $500 for a yes...
GAME 1: Art for Art's Sake (for $500)
Spot the fake. Kerry does for $500.
GAME 2: Speed Round (for $150 each)
- What's Coco's nickname?
KERRY: Red ($150)
- What price did Coco ask for the damaged
KERRY: $23,000 ($25,000)
- What kind of tie was Coco wearing?
KERRY: Blue with gold on it (bolo)
- TRUE OR FALSE: All of Coco's paintings
KERRY: False ($300)
GAME 3: Recreation Station (for
Can you recreate any one of Coco's
paintings? She recreated "Asparagus"... and that's a total of $2300!
Time to load up the truck for the next
unsuspecting victim..... It could be you, so... try to look surprised.
To see bonus footage from this episode, or
to play the game online, go to