"South Region" - February
East. West and Midwest, but we now need to go...South.
We're going South tonight, as Chris show us 6 new
people. 5 of them will be going under, while one of them
will advance to the finals. Let's see who the Southern
folk are going to be...
Kevin Casey (San Antonio, TX) - This guy (imagine
a shorter, Mexican Paul Wright) says that his Sam
Peckinpah will kick your Steven Spielberg ass.
Brad Baylor (Austin, TX) - This light blonde,
balding guy says that he loves all movies - even the
ones that suck. Yeah, that's original.
Sherri Mills (Austin, TX) - This is the first
middle-aged woman on the show - and she says that she
loves Tom Cruise AND was born on the 4th of July. Ok.
James Wright (Grand Prarie, TX) - Oh look, it's
another fat white guy with glasses and a goatee spewing
out lines from Rushmore. Whoopie.
Amy Polk (Dallas, TX) - This brunette says that
popcorn and Twizzlers are nature's perfect food.
Fortunately for us, her body does not represent that
Charlie Stewart (Kirby, TX) - It's an Amish guy
in Texas! Well, he looks Amish, and he, carrying an
Alfred Hitchcock bust, says that his friends use him
instead of a DVD track. He's short enough to fit in a
3 people's time on the show will be short as we go
through the first cut. Charlie and Amy choose between
Great Sex Scenes, Robots and When John Hughes Was Funny.
The two people decide to play with John Hughes -
Question - In what 1983 movie did Michael Keaton play
poker for coupons and had to change baby's diapers?
Right Answer - Mr. Mom
Charlie's Answer - Mr. Mom
Question - In what movie did Long Duck Dong immortalize,
"No more yankee my wankee"?
Right Answer - 16 Candles
Amy's Answer - 16 Candles
Question - What park were the Griswolds driving to in
National Lampoon's Vacation?
Right Answer - Wally World
Charlie's Answer - Wally World
Question - What actress played 'She' in She's Having a
Right Answer - Elizabeth McGovern
Amy's Answer - Elizabeth Perkins
Another woman bites the dust, as Amy goes no further.
Will we have two straight women's busts? James and
Sherri will duke it out, as they see Angelina Jolie as a
new category - but decide to go with Great Sex Scenes
Question - In what 1987 movie did Michael Douglas have
sex with Glenn Close in her own kitchen sink?
Right Answer - Fatal Attraction
James's Answer - Fatal Attraction
Question - Who played Jenny the perfect woman in 10?
Right Answer - Bo Derek
Sherri's Answer - Bo Derek
Question - Name the movie that Halle Berry had sex with
Billy Bob Thornton and won the Academy Award for it?
Right Answer - Monster's Ball
James's Answer - No Guess
We get a female into the next round as Sherri advances.
James has to go bye-bye. Either Brad and Kevin will be
joining him as they junk 'Those Darn Nazi's' and play
Question - What star of Midnight Cowboy is Angelina's
Right Answer - Jon Voight
Brad's Answer - Jon Voight
Question - In what 1999 Winona Ryder movie did Angelina
win an Academy Award for playing a woman in a psych
Right Answer - Girl, Interrupted
Kevin's Answer - Girl, Interrupted
Question - Who played Polly Perkins in Sky Captain and
the World of Tomorrow?
Right Answer - Gwyneth Paltrow
Brad's Answer - Gwyneth Paltrow
Question - Name the subtitle of the Second Tomb Raider
Right Answer - The Cradle of Life
Kevin's Answer - The Lost City of Gold
Kevin is gone, and we are left with Charlie, Sherri and
Brad. The first two debaters will be Brad and Sherri as
they discuss the Best Fight Scene.
Brad - Raging Bull
Sherri - Rocky
Brad talks about the black and white stark images while
Sherri talks about how you cared about Rocky, even
though he lost. Brad talks about the reality of Raging
Bull as Rocky says that the movie sucked you in. I have
to side with Brad. The judges side with...
Keith - Brad
Tatum - Brad
Henry - Brad
Brad sweeps his way to the finals. Charlie wants to
sweep past Sherri as well, but they have to get through
the Best Sequel of all time
Charlie - The Empire Strikes Back
Sherri - Aliens
Charlie talks about Lando Calrissian and Cloud City and
the carbonation. Sherri talks about how much scarier
Aliens was as it introduced new heroes and villains.
Charlie talks about how Sigourney Weaver wasn't in her
underwear. WHA? Sherri calls Charlie an idiot, adding
that the Empire Strikes Back didn't add anything to the
franchise. I think the Sigourney in her underwear
reference loses Charlie. Judges?
Henry - Sherri
Tatum - Charlie
Keith - Sherri
Charlie had enough 'Rope' to hang himself, as he and
Alfred exit, stage right. In his 'Rear Window', Charlie
can watch Sherri and Brad get obsessive in the final
round. Before this game goes to 'The Birds' we get to
Round 1 -
Sherri - Souvenir books and the ticket envelopes bought
in the 1960's on various films.
Brad - The ACTUAL director Tape of Johnathan Demme's
I think that the key is how you went about getting it.
Sherri spent more than 40 years holding on to her stuff,
so she wins. (Sherri leads, 1-0)
Round 2 -
Brad - A collection of Critic Joe Bob Brigg's materials,
including t-shirts and autographs.
Sherri - An original 1956 movie poster of Bus Stop,
which she was given as she also starred in the play
version of the show.
You would think that if she won the first one, she would
win the second one, via the same reasoning. She does and
Sherri sweeps Brad out, 2-0.
Sherri screams in joy and is only the second woman to
get into the finals. She yells 'Freedom!' and tells
people that for anyone who asked her what she is going
to do with her movie knowledge, this is what she is
going to do with it.
NEXT - The Finale. Join us in 7 days as we crown our
Season 2 winner.