Episode 28.16 - 2011 Year in
Review
December 26
Jason: OUCH
Gordon: (Pours chum in the water)
Jason: DONT DO THAT!
Gordon: Don't do wha...(jumps), Back, Jaws! Back!
Chico: (Drops one vial of human blood) That oughta keep him busy for a little
bit.
Gordon: ...oh. Thanks for telling me.
Chico: At least for enough time to roll out the Supertoilet. You know what that
means.
Gordon: (Wheels in the SuperToilet 8000)
Jason: Newest Model?
Chico: Next Level Push or Flush Maneuver. Rules are still the same. If you're
feeling a show.. Push the buzzer. If not... flush the toilet. We'll take half of
it today and the other half when we come back for the new season. First up...
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RACHAEL VS. GUY: CELEBRITY COOKOFF
Food - 9p ET Sunday |
CHICO |
GORDON |
JASON |
PUSH |
PUSH |
PUSH |
PUSH |
Gordon: Usually, celebrity cooking shows don't work, but I think it will on a
Food Network. Push it.
Jason: You know what, I think with the pub behind it...and I think they are
going to take it seriously. PUSH IT.
Chico: I'm going to PUSH it as well.
(FF
victory cue) Sunday night is money night for Food
Network. Think about it... Iron Chef, Cupcake Wars, Food Network Star. Next...
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THE BACHELOR
ABC - 8p ET Monday |
CHICO |
GORDON |
JASON |
PUSH |
PUSH |
PUSH |
PUSH |
Chico: PUSH. The kids seem to dig it even if I don't.
Jason: PUSH yeah yeah...ugly.
Gordon: Ben will bring the eyeballs. Push
Chico: At least he's a better person... not by much, but a better person.
Next...
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THE BIGGEST LOSER
NBC - 8p ET Tuesday |
CHICO |
GORDON |
JASON |
FLUSH |
FLUSH |
PASTRY |
PASTRY |
Gordon: Pastry. They have to do better with the new trainers than what they've
been doing if they expect this franchise to survive.
Jason: Exactly. PASTRY. What G said.
Chico: Dolvett Quince and Bob Harper will whip the contestants into shape, but I
honestly think the premise has run its course. FLUSH. Next..
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PROJECT RUNWAY ALL-STARS
Lifetime - 9p ET Thursdays |
CHICO |
GORDON |
JASON |
PUSH |
PUSH |
PUSH |
FLUSH |
Jason: Speaking of running its course...FLUSH
Chico: It's on Lifetime, people will watch. PUSH.
Gordon: They will watch. PUSH
Chico: Next...
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WIPEOUT
ABC - 8p ET Thursdays |
CHICO |
GORDON |
JASON |
PUSH |
PUSH |
FLUSH |
PUSH |
Chico: It's Wipeout. PUSH.
Jason: This people will watch PUSH.
Gordon: But will they watch against Idol? It held their own for one season. Can
they keep doing it? Pastry.
Chico: It survived against Idol once, it can do it again.
Gordon: Next one?
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24 HOUR CATWALK
Lifetime - 10p ET Thursdays |
CHICO |
GORDON |
JASON |
FLUSH |
FLUSH |
PUSH |
FLUSH |
Chico: You remember 24-Hour Restaurant Battle? It's kinda like that...only set
in the confines of the haute couture world.
Jason: Never mind...I smell xerox. FLUSH
Chico: And will be forgotten as quickly. FLUSH.
Gordon: 24 Hour Restaurant battle is a hit. I don't know if this will resonate
as much, but it will attract eyeballs. PUSH.
Chico: We're not gonna see you in a dress, are we?
Gordon: Um...no. Next?
Chico: Next one.
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FACE OFF
Syfy - January 11 |
CHICO |
GORDON |
JASON |
PUSH |
PUSH |
PUSH |
PUSH |
Jason: This is a guilty pleasure PUSH
Gordon: I liked this the last season. I'll watch it again. PUSH
Chico: Same here. PUSH.
(FF
victory cue) Next...
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SWEET HOME ALABAMA
CMT - January 12 |
CHICO |
GORDON |
JASON |
FLUSH |
FLUSH |
FLUSH |
FLUSH |
Chico: Why, CMT? FLUSH
Jason: Yeah. FLUSH
Gordon: I think we need another Bachelor franchise, don't we, Chico?
Chico: Like I need another hole in my head.
Jason: You wouldn't....
Gordon: No, I wouldn't, FLUSH.
Jason: ONE....
Gordon: TWO....
Chico: THREE!
Jason: PLUNGE!!!!!!!
Chico: Look at it go!
Gordon: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Jason: Naaaasty.
Chico: One more...
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INK MASTER
Spike - January 17 |
CHICO |
GORDON |
JASON |
PUSH |
PUSH |
PASTRY |
PASTRY |
Chico: I'm going to give it a push. Dave Navarro knows his ink.
Jason: Pastry. Not sure...but I might like it.
Gordon: Pastry. He knows his Ink. I don't know if Spike knows their audience
Chico: Okay, that's a break. We'll finish this list in the new year. But first,
a break, then final words...
(Brought to you by Grizzlebee's Winter Wonderland! We start
with some Wait Wait don't tell Meat pies, with some Billy on the Sweet potatoes
on the side, then garnish it with some Bacon Bachelor Spinach salad. Finally, we
have Wait Wait donuts for desert. Grizzlebees! You wish you had less fun!)
Chico: Woo hoo!
Jason: WOOT
Chico: I heart Grizzlebees.
Jason: Me too.
Gordon: I heart a Speed Round...which we usually have, but the end of the year
is always saved for a final thought on the year. Jason, please start
Jason: 2011 Brought an amazing load of good and bad game show news. You guys
made us the about.com fan site of the year for a reason. We love the shows, and
we love to cover them. We have been doing this for a long time. And 2012 is
going to be no different. We love the people, we love the shows. I personally
thank you for an amazing year here at GSNN. Health, happiness, and to an amazing
2012!
Chico: Thank you. Gordon?
Gordon: The word that I have is stale. 2012 has some nice moments, but it's more
of the same. The contestants are great as always, and so are our fans, but I
haven't seen the originality or spark that there's been in previous years. We're
getting more of the same types of shows, and although that's nice, it's the
trend setters that continue to move the genre and we didn't have that this year.
Come on guys. I know you can do better. I keep seeing a lot of reviews of 'We've
seen this before'. Challenge yourselves and give us something we haven't. You
have a history of doing such. Now do it again. Chico, the last word is yours.
Chico: There's been a lot of bad and a lot of good, but the good we had was
spectacular. The only thing I can offer up is this... To anyone who is creating
or even thinking about creating a game show out there... do not discount your
audience for anything. These are the people that drive your show. Your success
or failure ride on their shoulders. Listen to them. Develop FOR them. It's an
old axiom, but it still rings true. If you build it, they will come. If you
build it well, they will stay. Take a look at the Feud. Steve Harvey made the
show his own and people embraced it. If you trust your audience, your patience
will be well rewarded. Also, a big thank you to all the players... all the
fans... all the people who made us who we are. We live for the game and we live
for you and we're living because of you. And one more note before we close out.
2012 is a very special year for us, in regards to this show. We're going to be
celebrating all year long, but in October 12, 2012, this show, WLTI, will turn
10 years old. And we COULD NOT HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT YOU.
Jason: (applause)
Chico: So there you are. 2012, the Year of the Fan. We're bringing it back.
Because YOU matter.
Gordon: Thank you all for reading us. For our special guest Jason Block and
Chico, this is Gordon Pepper, saying Game Over - and Spread the love.
Chico: And have a happy and prosperous new year.
(montage: to the tune of Cee-Lo Green's "Bright Lights Bigger City")
Chico: Let's play it out. The category: 19th Century Poetry.
He wrote, "He looked upon the garish day with such a wistful eye; the man
had killed the thing he loved, & so he had to die."
Gordon: Who is the less than great Jamarcus Russell, who killed the
Raiders with his lack of brain muscle?
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Chico: I get to do the Ryan Vickers prayer. here...
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Chico: Let's go to the Showcase. First Showcase... a scrapbooking ScrapBox with
accessories, a digital camera, a trip to Orlando with hopper passes to Disney
World, and a Chevrolet HHR. Bids up, please.
Josh: $29,900
Joe: $22,522
Gordon: $22,523
Joe: Bitch
Chico: Rowr.
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(Brought to you by American Kung Fu Heroes. The best athletes in the world
venture to the mythical world of Chinaland in order to master the Miracle Kick
to defeat the Cyclops and rescue the captive princess!)
Gordon: Someone's been eating way too much Mr. Wok before bedtime.
Chico: And playing way too much NES, thank you very much.
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Chico: I'm sorry, that was evil of me.
(EVIL)
Gordon: Yes it was. Unleash your inner evil. I know you can do it.
(GOOD)
Chico: Shut it, evil one
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Chico hugging it out)
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MICHAEL WILBON
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Co-executive producer
GORDON PEPPER
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GORDON PEPPER
Featuring
QUISLA ALEXANDER
JASON BLOCK
LEE DiGEORGE
JAMES DINAN
JOE MELLO
TRAVIS SCHARIO
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AGENT JOSH W.
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