Episode 19.13
December 15

Chico: Hey, gang, it's Chico Alexander with you... Glad to be back on terra firma after spending a week in paradise.
Gordon: Were you at the Sugar Shack?
Chico: Maybe.
Jason: You dog you.
Chico: Ha. :-) But seriously, before we start, a big thank you to these guys here...I'll co-op the maitre d's words here...There are cruise ships and there are "Fun Ships", but the best and most important ships are friendships, and I thank you for yours.
Gordon: I'm glad you feel that way. That'll be $69.00 for weekly web maintenance.
Chico: Ummm... yeah, talk to J.
Jason: Hey!
Chico: I think it's time to start the show! From somewhere in the Sugar Shack... WLTI... is... ON!
Jason: Woo Hoo!
Gordon: Gordon Pepper and Chico Alexander here, along with Brooklyn's Jason Block and Canada's Don Harpwood.
Don: Yo.
Jason: Great to be here...Verizon notwithstanding.
Chico: A lot of to stuff to go over and not a lot of time, so we'll start with... the final five on Survivor. Yes, another edition of...



Jason: (does Tarzan yell and coughs)
Gordon: This week's Moron is Crystal, who decides that a great way to make friends and influence people is to scream at everyone. She finds out, the hard way, that it's not a good tactic.
Chico: This week, in a move no one saw coming, Crystal got the boot, the victim of a rather unorthodox, but somewhat brilliant power play. The facts are these... Bob won Reward and Immunity this week. Meanwhile, Kenny tells Sugar that if she gives her HII up, she will be backdoored. And Sugar being... well, Sugar... sings like a canary.
Jason: Define backdooring please.
Chico: Backdooring is the act of using one person to target another.
Jason: Got it.
Chico: In this case, using Matty to get to Crystal.
Gordon: BUT...here's the problem with the lack of brilliance of the move. How many votes did Crystal get?
Don: 4, if I recall correctly.
Gordon: That's correct.
Chico: Matty got the other two. That's important.
Gordon: So, if they had the majority of the votes to begin with, why exactly did the idol need to be played?
Jason: It didn't.
Gordon: Sugar had the votes - without needing to use the idol. That's another ridiculously dumb move by Sugar, who is now without idol and very vulnerable.
Chico: And perhaps without a friend on EITHER side of the aisle. There's NO WAY that she's going to win the whole thing.
Jason: Not at all.
Gordon: She isn't, but I have an idea of who will. Big Board please?

Chico: Another round of "They'll Win If..."?
Gordon: Yep. Just like we did with Amazing Race, let's go to 'They'll Win If...' Bob wins if...he gets to the final 3.
Chico: All he needs to do is show up and stay above board. Shouldn't be too hard, right?
Jason: Well...don't be so sure...he has to get through Matty, Suzanne, Sugar and Ken, but I think he can do it.
Gordon: It could be. The problem is that everyone else knows that if he gets to the finals, he wins, because we have ex-alliance members Marcus, Charlie, Randy and Corinne already in the jury. That's The Onion Alliance. They will give the last remaining Onioner the money. With 4 votes needed to win, they control who wins the game.
Don: If he keeps winning Immunity challenges, they might as well give him the check.
Jason: He has been playing the game brilliantly.
Chico: So right now, Bob is the odds-on favorite, which means that he's now target #1... to a smart person.
Gordon: Ken wins if...he gets to the finals and knocks out Bob first.
Jason: Right. He needs to get Bob out. Ken has been under the radar the whole game...but also...been playing very well.
Gordon: He needs to get Bob out and remain in. With Bob out, he'll get Bob and Crystal's vote, and he may get the Onions by default because of how unsavory everyone else is.
Chico: Kinda like "Not so much a vote for Kenny, but a vote AGAINST you."
Gordon: But I think people will vote FOR Kenny, which is important. Next up...Matty will win...IF he is the only male to get to the Final 3.
Chico: True.
Jason: I think he is a major target.
Chico: Matty's the strongest of the players and will have no problem in a physical challenge.
Gordon: Matty loses if Ken or Bob are there. He wins if the 2 ladies are with him. THAT will be people not voting for him, but against the women.
Jason: Agreed.
Gordon: And now, for the ladies.
Chico: Oy.
Jason: Oy indeed.
Don: Do we really need to?
Gordon: Unfortunately, we do. Sugar wins...if she invites the jury to her Sugar Shack and promises conjugal visits for each member.
Jason: That's about it.
Chico: You are not going to get four Onioners to give Sugar a million dollars... Not going to happen.
Gordon: Not when she is the cause of their demise, no.
Chico: How about (They keep killing) Susie?
Gordon: Susie wins...if the Gabon elephant comes into the set and eats the other 2 contestants - and even then, the Onion Alliance may award the check for 1 million to the elephant.
Jason: Pretty much. Again, she has alienated too many people.
Chico: True, but given the choice between Susie and Sugar if I don't want to vote for choice #3... I'd go for Susie. Susie may have alienated a lot of people, but Sugar had a hand in four demises...That's a number you can't ignore.
Gordon: Susie wanted to go to the Final 3. She'll get there, because she's a floater and a fly under the radar. The problem is that she eliminated one of the people she needed to be with her in the finals to win (Crystal), and now she's forced do be in the final 3 with someone who will beat her.
Chico: Moral of the story: Survivor is, above all else, a social game that never ends unless the final vote is tallied. Take every moment to further yourself by engaging your fellow man. You don't want to be a moron... it's as easy as talking to someone.
Jason: Yes.
Chico: And, you know... not being a selfish dumbass.
Jason: People have watched this game since 2000...and they still don't get it.
Chico: Folks... use your brain. It's not hard.
Gordon: And with that, we go to a series that just ended. The Amazing Race crowned their champions - and it's Nick and Starr, who quite honestly, surprised no one by winning.
Chico: Nope.
Jason: Not at all.
Chico: Simply put... the best team won.
Jason: Bingo.
Gordon: Bingo indeed. Ken and Tina came close, but they fell to Nick and Starr. Andrew and Dan...didn't come close.
Chico: Ken & Tina deserve props for being just tenacious enough.. Andrew & Dan got by on luck, but Nick & Starr... they had it all.
Jason: Brains and brawn.
Gordon: So now, you obviously have to put them as one of the 5 best teams of all time.
Chico: Obviously.
Gordon: Big Board Please?

Gordon: The Subject: Nick and Starr's Qualifications. Obviously #1. Won the Amazing Race. and won it convincingly.
Chico: Yep.
Jason: They had everything.
Gordon: #2. Finished in first 7 of the 11 laps of the race.
Jason: That's just amazing. No pun intended.
Chico: Doesn't get much better than that.
Gordon: Which means that #3. They also won this: A trip to Belize, Trip to St. Johns, An Electric Car for each member, A Trip to Kauai, A wave Runner, a Trip to Antigua, and the Million. So they actually won around $1,100,000.
Chico: Which is pretty good by anyone's standards.
Jason: They can have their amazing race on their own.
Gordon: #3. Never finished lower than 6th. Only finished second to last once, in a non-elimination leg.
Don: Impressive.
Jason: That's about impressive as the David v. David never in the bottom three this years AI.
Chico: Add 1, 2, 3, and 4 together... and it's time for an acrylic globe...


NICK & STARR SPANGLER

Gordon: Here's the question: Are they in the Top 5 because they were that good - or because everyone else was that bad?
Jason: Combination of both.
Chico: I'm willing to ... yeah, what J said.
Jason: But you can't doubt the facts.
Don: Agreed. It might have been closer if they were facing better teams, but they were still a great team.
Chico: But you think about this... Nick & Starr knew how to play the game just as much as everyone else didn't.
Gordon: I agree. And with 11 teams who have won the race (8 and All-Stars not-withstanding), I'd like to see a REAL Amazing Race All-Stars.
Jason: Add a $2M pot and you have got a deal.
Gordon: Let's talk about another CBS show...that was less than Amazing.
Chico: I'm going through the flash mail and it had this one line that intrigued me..."Friday's Price Is Right: a Sign of the Times". I'm guessing this has less to do with the overall quality going south and more to do with "the times we're in."
Gordon: You'd be...wrong
Chico: And that's what I get for doubting G in writing the program. =p
Gordon: Friday's show was, and I put this lightly, fraught with technical errors.
Chico: Now as I was in port that day, tell me what happened.
Gordon: If you compared The Price is Right to a cruise ship, this was a Price is Right that hit a proverbial iceberg. Big Bored please?

Gordon: The Subject: Morons Gone Wild on The Price is Right. Believe it or not, this game went 3 wins and 3 losses, which is pretty spectacular.
Jason: which was the best of the week...if I remember right?
Don: I believe so.
Jason: Monday was 2-4. Tuesday was 2-4. Wednesday was 2-4. Thursday was 1-5.
Chico: Ouch.
Gordon: A bad week for TPIR, and this episode summed the week up nicely. Let's start with some Rosenthal Empress Crystal Stemware. What are your bids?
Chico: $799
Jason: $2000
Don: I'd say... $1200.
Gordon: We get a bid of...$375
Jason: Oh boy.
Gordon: The person who wins the Stemware gets to play 10 Chances for a PT Cruiser. To get to the cruiser, he has to win a bike. Here's your 4 numbers: 0, 2, 5, 6
Chico: $650?
Gordon: NO
Jason: 520
Gordon: NO
Jason: 620
Gordon: YES!
Chico: Yay!
Gordon: It took you guys 3 chances to get the bike, which would give you 6 chances for the car. It took the contestant...NINE chances.
Chico: NINE?
Gordon: NINE.
Chico: Let me guess... said person forgets "the rule" of the last digit is a zero.
Gordon: Not just that. We also had the bike in the $200 range.
Chico: Yuck.
Gordon: Here are your guesses: 250, 650, 520, 625, 265, 605, 560, 260, 620.
Don: I swear, I got a headache just watching some of those guesses.
Jason: Chico...watch my stuff (puts on helmet)
Chico: Oh dear...
Jason: Where's the wall?
Chico: You know where it is.
Gordon: Wait! We're not done yet.
Jason: We are not?
Gordon: Nope
Jason: Keep going.
Gordon: Then we have The Dice Game, where every single number was lit up on the Bottom Row, regardless of whether or not the contestant said higher or lower.
Chico: Wha?
Jason: That's a technical screw up.
Don: That was certainly odd.
Gordon: Ironically, all of the right answers were all higher - which the contestant doesn't guess and loses.
Chico: Gremlins. There's idiot contestant pools and then there're gremlins. That WAS a gremlin.
Gordon: And then...we go to the Showcases. The first Showcase has to be The WORST Showcase I have seen in a long, long, time.
Jason: Worse than the pie fight or hockey fight?
Gordon: Much much worse.
Chico: Worse than Rich in the dunk tank?
Jason: That wasn't bad.
Chico: Wait... you liked that one. =p
Jason: I did like that one. Hey Rich was pregnant...that was funny.
Don: I will admit, I chuckled when Rich dropped in the dunk tank.
Gordon: We have' Word Association'! For example, what do you have when I say New, Trail and Er?
Chico: A new trailer?
Jason: New Trailer
Gordon: Very good. What do you have when I say Crap Tas and Tic?
Chico: Craptastic?
Gordon: The quality on this show is going downhill. Faster than if you greased Ralphie May and put him on a water slide.
Jason: This is not new news. I mean the show from June of 2008 to September of 2008 was a radical change. Two different shows.
Gordon: And Jay (Hands over Helmet) - NOW you can meet the wall.
Jason: Thank you! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SYD VINNEDGE!!!!(crash) I feel better.
Chico: There can be another rap about "the times we live in", but that's another subject for another show.
Jason: Do you even give Drew credit for working hurt?
Chico: You know what... I do. Playing through pain is not particularly easy. Singing through pain... EVEN MORE difficult.
Gordon: I give him credit, but unfortunately, it seems like the part of his body that's hurting isn't his foot as much as it's his brain.
Jason: I don't disagree.
Gordon: But let's go to singing. And Don't Forget The Lyrics, where we have not 1, not 2, but THREE Miss America Pageant Winners.
Jason: Playing for Charity I would think.
Don: Yep.
Gordon: They are playing for $350,000 for charity, and all they have to do is get the lyrics of Jingle Bell Rock.
Chico: Should be easy, right?
Jason: Should be.
Chico: Gentlemen?
Jason: (warms up)
Chico: Microphones at the ready...
Jason: I am ready.
Gordon: 10 words...

(Sing-along: "Jingle Bell Rock")
Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock
Jingle bells chime in jingle bell time
Dancing and prancing in Jingle Bell Square
In the frosty air.

What a bright time, it's the right time
To rock the night away
Jingle bell time is a
____ ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ ____

Gordon: Guesses?
Jason: Swell time...and we are rocking in a one horse sleigh.
Chico: That's absolutely not right.
Gordon: No, it's not (BUZZ)
Jason: Darn.
Gordon: Chico?
Chico: Ahem...Let me get my Daryl Hall on real quick..."Is a swell time... to go glidin' in a one-horse sleigh."
Gordon: Jay was close. Chico was accurate. Chico will get his money on December 32nd.
Chico: Yippee! I'm guessing that the Miss Americas weren't so lucky.
Gordon: Nope. The ladies thought it would be a swell time to go RIDING in a one-horse sleigh, instead of gliding.
Don: One word made the difference.
Jason: ugh.
Chico: That might be true, but that's not how the song goes
Gordon: Nope. The ladies give back $175,000 and leave with $25,000. The SAG may be giving back a lot more.
Jason: Like their dignity and sense?
Gordon: They already gave that back.
Jason: Good grief.
Chico: I'm with Block on this...
Gordon: The SAG has decided to send out the ballots to their dignitaries and ask for a Strike. They need 75% of the SAG voters to respond yes. Now notice this isn't 75% of SAG. Just 75% of the people who return their votes.
Jason: I didn't think they would be this stupid.
Gordon: Me neither. This concerns me. Greatly.
Chico: Mind if I interject here?
Gordon: You can add a conjunction and a prepositional phrase, too.
Chico: Thanks. There is no way you're going to get 75% of those voters to authorize a strike... IN THIS CLIMATE...And with dual implication contracts going on.
Gordon: Wow! (That's an Interjection, btw)
Chico: Got all three in there. Nice.
Jason: This is all a save face move. AFTRA schooled them with a contract during the writer's strike. Gordon accurately predicted that if the perfect storm of the writers, SAG and DGA struck, Hollywood would have been a ghost town. But...everyone settled...except SAG. This is for lack of a better word...macho bull(bleep) posturing.
Chico: The SAG isn't going to get their strike. The risk is far too great.
Gordon: Right now, in this economy, it's far more important to get a deal and to get paid than to posture and set up your industry for disaster. You already saw the effect of the TV Writer's Strike, with a number of show's audiences not coming back. Do you really want to make the TV environment worse?
Jason: Add the Jay Leno 10PM deal at NBC....which shows that NBC has zero faith in their writers.
Gordon: They have faith in Jay Leno's writers. They have no faith in their programming.
Jason: And also remember something....a lot of the actors are also under the AFTRA deal as well...you think they would screw AFTRA now?
Don: I doubt it.
Chico: Legally... no. They can't.
Gordon: They can't. As part of the agreement made, all AFTRA members must work, even if they are part of SAG. So if you're in both SAG and AFTRA, you can't strike.
Jason: So, why do you guys think they are doing this?
Chico: Because they're morons.
Jason: Simple enough.
Gordon: Let's talk about giving back...or NOT giving back. American Idol has decided that they will NOT be running a third straight Idol Gives Back.
Jason: Allegedly...but they might be confirming this Monday.
Chico: And it'll be for the reasons stated apparently. That being... THIS CLIMATE.
Jason: You aren't going to get people to give money when the economy is in the tank. Especially when you see starving kids in Africa, and you don't have a job here at home. No offense to the starving kids here.
Gordon: Nope. And certainly not when last year, in a good environment, they actually got LESS money than year #1.
Chico: So you think about how much they're going to get when people are scraping by day by day.
Gordon: I think the Idol producers know what's going to happen. Last year, they made 65 million. They would be lucky if they saw 20 million this year.
Chico: A plus B equals... no special.
Jason: And I don't think they would make that happen even if all the charities were US based.
Gordon: But we have good news. The Hamsters Have Decided to give Bac...no Gordon Jr., you can't give the pellets back.
Jason: Ewww....no.
Gordon: But we can give some Brainvision back to the general public. Roll That Beautiful Brain Footage.

(Doug: Live, local, and latebreaking... From the four corners of the globe to your frontal lobe, this is WLTI Brainvision News, and now here's Gordon Pepper, Chico Alexander, and the award-winning Brainvision News Team)

Chico: Let's start with... this calendar entry...It's big, it's red, and it's on Thursday.
Gordon: Is it Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer Hits The Budweiser Truck?
Chico: No, that was LAST week.
Gordon: What about Rudolph The Red Nosed-Reindeer meets the National Debt?
Chico: What about Rudolph meets Regis?
Jason: Oh yeah.
Don: Sounds good.
Chico: Tell us about it, please.

Million Dollar Password Starts up again on THURSDAY. Your celebrities are William Shatner and Aisha Tyler.

Chico: And if it's anything like this summer, it's going to be sweet.
Gordon: Especially Shatner. Say what you want about him, but he is a good game player.
Chico: He is. Ever see him on Pyramid? He ought to be right at home.
Don: Can't wait to see it!
Jason: I know I will be watching.
Chico: And Gordon, I trust you'll be all over it?
Gordon: Of course. Also this week...

More Season Finales. The Biggest Loser, Real Chance of Love, Cha$e, Estate of Panic, Stylista, and Rock of Love: Charm School.

Jason: Wow.

Not to mention the premiere of Momma's Boys on Tuesday after The Biggest Loser Finale.

Jason: Ah yes...that.
Gordon: So it will get numbers. Will the show keep them...that's the question. And if they don't, will Ben Silverman keep his job after February Sweeps?
Jason: I don't think so. I think Ben Silverman has been a colossal bomb as NBC Entertainment President
Chico: Yeah, but NBC insists that he's staying. They've been insisting a lot haven't they?
Gordon: That could be a future Business Deal. But let's see the present one with Chico Alexander.
Jason: (hands Chico the bat)
Chico: Today's business deal has to do with the Big Game...

ABC is counterprogramming the halftime show of Super Bowl XLIII with... Wipeout. Big balls...And Michael Irvin.

Jason: Big set of balls.,
Gordon: Michael has big nostrils.
Chico: Should be fun, right? After all, it's Wipeout.
Gordon: And we've seen Michael Irvin wipe out before.
Jason: Oh man.
Chico: Ha.
Gordon: Sorry. It was there.
Chico: Meanwhile, I've got a green light for you...

Bromance... Brody Jenner looks for a BFF on December 29. Question. Why?

Jason: Better question...who gives a (bleep)?
Chico: Nailed it.
Gordon: Paris Hilton drew a 2.0 and is shopping versions of her show around the world. She's currently filing My British BFF in the UK. That's why. Being a BFF sells.
Chico: And because kids these days...Listen, you want to be a rebel? Don't pierce anything. Don't get a tattoo. Don't watch MTV. Read a book. Listen to NPR. What's next, G?
Gordon: Next up - someone dumber than the person that took 9 chances to win a bicycle.
Chico: Such a thing is possible?
Gordon: Oh yeah.

Are YOU Smarter than...Paula Abdul, who justifies American Idol bringing in a 4th judge by blasting the show, Simon Cowell and ex-producer Nigel Lythgoe on the whole Paula Goodspeed incident to Barbara Walters on her Sirius show.

Jason: Hand...see Paula Biting it.
Don: Yipes.
Chico: I have a response to that from Lythgoe...
Gordon: Let's hear it.

"You do not take somebody in that room that you believe is a danger to herself or a danger to Paula," "[Goodspeed] had been through an audition process with the producers, an audition process with the executive producers, and we were wheeling her in as a huge fan of Paula Abdul," Lythgoe said. "This is what we knew: She was a great fan, she was a lovely girl. And a great fan of Paula." Lythgoe said doesn't remember Abdul's request to have Goodspeed removed. "This is three years ago," he said. "I honestly say I can't remember the conversation. If Paula said, that's what she said, I believe her."

Jason: Sounds like CYA language to me.
Chico: And you being the law expert know about CYA language.
Gordon: But again, there's no reason to even say that stuff. All you're doing is shortening your span on the show.
Jason: Because if they were legally aware that Goodspeed was sending letters and packages BEFORE the auditions...then they COULD be construed as putting Paula in an unsafe working environment.
Chico: So in one way or another... Paula's on borrowed time?
Gordon: I'd think so.
Jason: I think so.
Don: Could be.
Gordon: And I think she knows it, which is why she's having the interview with Barbara Walters. I think that's a ridiculously bad move on her part.
Jason: There is a difference between burning bridges and napalming them.
Gordon: Boom.
Chico: Sounds like someone passed out on the Haterade.
Jason: I haven't had some in a bit.
Gordon: And now, I'd like to introduce someone some people will be kissing under the mistletoe.


50 CENT: THE MONEY & THE POWER

Jason: AH! Augustus!
Jason: Where did he come from?
Gordon: Apparently, he just came from a few run down houses in Brooklyn.

The Money and The Power is no longer on Thursday nights at 10pm. It's now on MTV on Saturdays at 1am. Another victim of the Game Show Zombie Stripper.

Gordon: 50 Cent has just been downgraded to around a dime and a nickel.
Chico: So much for the career of Curtis...
Jason: Combine that with his album (Before I Self Destruct) being delayed until 2009...his stock is falling fast.
Gordon: Looks like the Self-Destruct has started far before 2009
Chico: Let's get Fully Loaded. Time for something happy...

Hasbro's games, like Trivial Pursuit, Monopoly, and Scrabble, are invading Worldwinner.

Jason: Worldwinner is very smart...they make a lot of good corporate synergistic moves...with IWON.com, GSN.com and now this. And they have advertised on the J!/Wheel! combo as well.
Gordon: That's how you make some good money
Chico: Oh yeah. We all remember the GSN.com Mystery Round a while back. That's gonna make you the profit... and that's gonna make you millionaires.
Jason: Pretty much.
Gordon: And then you become a Media Ho.
Chico: And then we play Luda... *plays 'Pimpin' All Over the World'*

In this week's Media Ho Report, Paula Abdul sells Jewelry with HSN, Jennifer Hudson returns to work, Tila Tequila wants to adopt a boy, Jason Mesnick claims that his stint on the yet to be aired Bachelor resulted with him being in love (Ha ha ha ha HA), and Kristy Lee Cook gets dropped like a hot potato from Arista Records.

Chico: What were the numbers on her CD if I may ask? I'd have to say not very good, but I like to see these things.
Gordon: Under 25,000 copies
Don: Ouch.
Chico: Yikes... that's bad even by country standards.
Gordon: But at least she sold better than Harlemm Lee. So she's not the worst Lee in the family.
Jason: Ha.
Gordon: But none of them are the Ho of the Week.
Chico: Who's a bigger ho than she is?
Gordon: Carol Vorderman is, as she ends a 26 year run on Countdown.
Chico: Ah. She hasn't been gone a week, and I miss her already.
Jason: So do I.
Gordon: And those...are your hoes. But I have a red sofa here. Who's up for a casting couch?
Jason: Me!
Chico: Right here.
Gordon: Well...neither of you can sit on it. Sorry.
Chico: Darn.

How well do you trust your memory? MTV is casting men and women who appear to be 18 to 22 years old in the Los Angeles area to test their memory skills and beat our computer host to walk away with $50,000 in this brand new high energy game show! Pop culture and music fanatics a huge plus. This is a fun lighthearted game show with a huge payoff for the person that can focus the best!
http://www.realitywanted.com/call/3734-test-your-pop-culture-memory-new-mtv-series-now-casting 

Chico: Okay... the good news....It sounds like a good trivia game with a good background. The bad news... it's pigeonholed into MTV craptasticness.
Gordon: And you're both old farts.
Jason: Pretty much .
Chico: 28 is not old, you guys.
Don: Heck, even I'm too old for that!
Chico: And this is why MTV sucks now... you know.. aside from the "famous young people with nothing better to do" projects. The world needs Remote Control now more than ever.
Gordon: But wait! There's more! If you thought THAT was bad, I have worse! Want worse?
Jason: Why not?

Looking for the ultimate TROPHY WIFE? Reality TV Star and Playboy Cybergirl MEGAN HAUSERMAN is looking for a man who will shower her with LOVE and MONEY.

Don: Oh, geez...
Chico: No. Thank. You.

VH1 is casting SINGLE MEN of the HIGHEST PEDIGREE to compete for the bikini clad bombshell from ROCK OF LOVE 2, CHARM SCHOOL and I LOVE MONEY. If you are a single man with the net worth of $1,000,000 or more, then Megan would love to meet you. Whether you are a CEO or a TRUST FUND BABY, Megan would make the perfect arm candy for any man...who can afford her!
http://www.realitywanted.com/call/3708-trophy-wife-starring-megan-hauserman-from-rock-of-love-2-i-love-money-and-charm-school-now-casting

Jason: How to be a ho....media and other wise.
Chico: Baby. Maybe. Diddy. Or Jay-Z'd all be better for you... 'cause all I can do is love you.
Gordon: Go Get her, Tiger!
Chico: No. Thank. You.
Gordon: I'm surprised NBC hasn't put this on their network. So where can a man with a net worth of $1,000,000 travel to?
Chico: How about Brazil?

Rumor has it that THAT is where Survivor is heading next.

Gordon: Maybe they can run into Blanka down there.
Chico: Don't get shocked!
Gordon: I think meeting him down there would be an electrifying experience.
Jason: Nice. Street Fighter Reference.
Chico: Okay, that's Brainvision. Close it up.
Jason: Shutting down.
Chico: Okay, still to come, we get to be 2 of the 4 American Idol judges.
Jason: Oh no.
Chico: But what's first, Gordon?
Gordon: But first, we look at 15 shades of badness.
Chico: It's so bad.. it's wrong. This is WLTI... give us 15 shades... we'll give you the world.

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