Episode 19.11
November 24

Chico: This is Chico Alexander... and if I may...*plays 'Reunited'*
Gordon: While our crew was fending off Roaches and avoiding the Chained up Schwab, I thought, 'Gee I miss Chico'.
Chico: No one likes to be down there.
Gordon: Man-hug?
Chico: Awww... *man-hug* Okay, enough of that.
Gordon: And while I was down there, I found a present!
Chico: What's that?
Gordon: (Hands off a DVD Copy of The Meow Mix Game Show)
Chico: Gee.. You shouldn't have. No. Really... You shouldn't have. I believe it's illegal.
Gordon: I was thinking of how much you'd like it.
Chico: Now where would you get a fool idea like that? =p
Gordon: What's illegal? The show?
Chico: Yeah. But we went into detail last week.
Gordon: And this week, we go island hopping.
Chico: Let's do it... From Somewhere in America, the I'm Going Island Hopping this Thanksgiving edition of WLTI... is... on!
Gordon: Yay! Gordon Pepper here, along with Chico, we'll go to Hawaii and other exotic locales but we start with the Jeopardy Tournament, with the winner having enough money to be able to take a trip to any island he wants.
Chico: Yeah. Fear the Anurag. That's all I have to say about that. He came to play. He came to win. It showed. He knew that he BARELY won Wednesday, he was not going to have that close call again. He did the math, figured it out, and in the end, he came out the victor, but you know what... this group of kids... they all deserve kudos. Anytime you can pass the minimum on any level.. you're good to go.
Gordon: They played very well through out the tournament.
Chico: They were probably the best players I've ever seen... well, except for a couple, but let's discount that for a second. We go to the final, where we see juniors Audrey & Bradley go up against senior Anurag... and Anurag has the early advantage going into day 2.
Gordon: Well some people always have to play better than others.
Chico: On the other hand, you know that Audrey had her work cut out for her.
Gordon: But at least they went for it
Chico: Oh yeah, you gotta go for it. A couple of points here. The scores going into Friday...

Anurag: $35,000
Bradley: $26,600
Audrey: $15,200

Chico: Now third place is guaranteed $15,000. So right now, at the very least, Audrey has $15,200 in pocket.
Gordon: So it's party time on Friday
Chico: Party time indeed, and at the end of party time...

Anurag: $24,300
Bradley: $9000
Audrey: $6000

Gordon: Break out the noisemakers for Anurag
Chico: Okay assuming Bradley doubles up, the score Anurag needs to beat is $44,600. Magic number is $9601. Anurag needs at least that to win.
Gordon: Which means that as long as he doesn't pull a Norm, it's all over.
Chico: Right-o. Final Jeopardy! is Greek Mythology. The clue...

King Salmoneus dragged bronze kettles behind his chariot to imitate this; Zeus killed him.

Chico: Thirty seconds, Gordon, good luck.
Gordon: (locks in)
Chico: Okay, Gordon... what'd'ya got for me.
Gordon: Well, I had 2 answers
Chico: Gotta give me one.
Gordon: I'll give you both.  #1. What is Thunder?
Chico: That's right. What was the other?
Gordon: #2. What is Iron Chef America's Backdrop Set?
Chico: ... also acceptable.
Gordon: Do you think the Chairman would have struck him down with Fugu?
Chico: Yep. Okay, Let's see what happened with the kids. Audrey had thunder to win $26,400... at least. Bradley is right as well, and he did exactly what he needed to do. So the score to beat: $44,600. Anurag said... "The sound of thunder"... Which is good. The bet is... nothing. That takes everything.
Gordon: And everything is a cool $75,000.
Chico: So, in light of all this hubbub, I propose a triple MVP. Who's with me?
Gordon: Yay!


Anurag Kashyap
Bradley Silverman
Audrey Hosford

Chico: There you go. Three MVPs. So we start the show with winners... What else happened this week in daytime?
Gordon: We start with Deal...Or No Deal. And this week, we salute The Military. ONLY A WEEK OFF from Veterans Day, people!
Chico: Anyone had the half-mill?
Gordon: Anyhoo, Funny you should mention that.
Chico: Now why would you even think that was funny? =p
Gordon: Colleen Wilcox has a case worth $500,000. She also has a board that looks like this:

$1. $5. $10, $200, $400, $500,000
OFFER: $25,000

Gordon: She has to select 2 cases.
Chico: Well, with a board like that, you can play this one of two ways... you can play conservatively and DEAL... or you can go for broke.
Gordon: She says...NO DEAL!
Chico: She goes for broke.
Gordon: Knocks out the $200 and the $5. The board is like this:

$1. $10, $400, $500,000
OFFER: $44,000

Chico: Next round is one case...  Again, it all depends on you. If you brought a lucky coin, you'd use it right about now.
Gordon: NO DEAL! Next case...$10

$1. $400, $500,000
OFFER: $88,000

Gordon: Colleen...Deals. Colleen...had the $500,000.
Chico: Don't blame her one bit. She had no safety net, she was playing conservatively... not too conservatively. But still, she walks away with something.
Gordon: Well, she had no safety net. We get on people who leave 2 big numbers in the game.
Chico: Could've been a big something, but it's still... a "considerable" something. So it's a loss, but it's a safe loss for Colleen.
Gordon: $88,000 is still a lot of money. BUT not as much as one hundred thouuuuuuuuusand dolllllarrrrrs
Chico: Thank you, Charlie O with the sexy goatee.
Gordon: Wha?
Chico: What, I've met the guy, he has a sexy goatee. Let's talk about the $100K
Gordon: And let's talk about their Bonus Round Puzzle, which looks like this:

T _ _ _ H
E _ _ M

Gordon: It's a Thing.
Chico: a TOUGH EXAM? Not too tough for Jackie and Lorna who make six figures on Monday.
Gordon: It is a Tough Exam - but it's an easy guess for the teachers, who pick up 6 digits. They win $114,550, and I believe that this calls for an MVP as well.
Chico: Good teachers get the MVP.


Jackie & Lorna
The Ohio State Buckeyes

Chico: ... Good students can also get the MVP based on what we saw in the Feud. Not six figures, but $60,000 go to five students from The Ohio State University. Okay, pop quiz, Gordon... O-H...
Gordon: U- Suck against Penn State, who they should be glad didn't get into the Feud tournament.
Chico: Actually, the correct answer is... "I-O." And Fremantle owes the Buckeyes $60,000 after this question...

Name something that might get rained out.

Gordon: I'll say a baseball game.
Chico: Number one. Their opponents from Harvard got that.
Gordon: Whoo hoo!
Chico: They also got a picnic, leaving one of two answers for the Buckeyes to steal.
Gordon: I'll say something that I've gone to that got rained out - a musical concert
Chico: So did the Buckeyes. That was a $60,000 answer.
Gordon: Nice! Where's my check?
Chico: I'll put it in the mail February 30th.
Gordon: Will you address it from Randy?
Chico: Sure, why not. Time for...



Chico: And I'll have to say that this is the funniest episode of Survivor I've seen in a long time.
Gordon: I'll concur. This week's Moron is Randy, who is the latest to be booted from the island. His list of transgressions...are many. Big Bored please?

Gordon: Subject: Bad gaming, but great entertainment.
Chico: Go for it.
Gordon: It was one of the funniest episodes that I've seen, and one of the reasons why even an intellecually-challenged season of Survivor is still an entertaining Survivor. We start with #1. A ridiculously bad plan. Randy, for whatever reason, has decided that he wants to be the target and get the ire of everyone. First of all, by doing that, you ensure that you will not win the million, as everyone would rather vote for a spider monkey that ate GC over you, but I digress. #2. Giving out cookies. First, he tries to be the power broker over the cookies, which Jeff Probst barred him from. Secondly, he tried to give a cookie to Sugar, who first didn't want it, then gave it to Matty, which pissed off Randy. Dude, it's only a cookie.
Chico: What's a cookie compared to a million cookies?
Gordon: The batter is richer.
Chico: And the chips are sweeter.
Gordon: Sure are. #3. Pissing off everyone. Sugar purposely didn't join his alliance because of him. He has also pissed off Suzie and Crystal, to the point that Crystal yelled so loud in her vote that everyone at Tribal Council heard her.
Chico: Funny moment #1.
Gordon: THAT, with Crystal saying that he made her life a living hell since Day #1, and everyone hearing it, was priceless. #4. Swimming around naked. Ew. Ew. Ew.
Chico: To #5...
Gordon: #5...is yours, Chico.
Chico: 5) Taking the bait. Remember when Bob made a little arts & crafts project that he passed off as an immunity Idol?
Gordon: Sure did. Looked real purty.
Chico: Oh yeah. When this is over, he should look into a job with craft services on this show.
Gordon: Now there're three ways that you can play a fake idol. #1. Try to make people think that you have the real idol so that they don't vote you out. #2. Give it to someone so that they think that they are safe and then blindside them.
Chico: And three... give it to somebody in exchange for a vote. Bob employs... #2. ON RANDY. So everyone's pissed off at you, and you use an idol that's essentially worthless... and this turns out to be one of the easiest voteouts in Survivor history. But it's one that Randy'll remember as he goes to the jury. Bye, Randy.
Gordon: Randy's end of season speech will be highly entertaining, to say the least.
Chico: Oh yeah. We still have a ways to go for that, though.
Jason: (entering) Yo.
Chico: And Jason Block's just in time to talk about Augustus' latest snack.'
Gordon: So we've gone to Hawaii, we've gone tropical to the military - and now we go to Zombie Island.


DAME LA PISTA & QUE DICE LA GENTE

Jason: Ah!
Chico: And if you ask me, it's a collective case of... WTF?
Jason: He always scares me.
Gordon: I have to get him back into the gym. Man, he's getting a paunch.
Jason: He is eating all this junk.
Chico: For those of you who get Telefutura, you may have noticed that Dame la Pista (Spanish "Child's Play") and Que Dice la Gente (Spanish "Family Feud") didn't air this week. Turns out it's not going to air this week.... or ever...
Gordon: The beginning of the end came when Marco Antonio Regil got replaced.
Chico: With Omar Chaparro... Who decided to turn it from a good old fashioned mental fisticuffs to ... a showcase for Omar Chaparro.
Jason: The question is though...this is now the 4th Spanish Translation of a US Game show that has bombed in the last few years or so. Adding Trato Hecho (Let's Make A Deal) and Vas o No Vas (Deal or No Deal) to the mix. Why do you think that is?
Chico: It's rather simple here... they messed with a good thing on one case and the other case, well, the numbers just didn't add up the way they liked. Anytime you have a show move from a prime access spot where it's been for the last two years to a daytime slot... you know you're asking for trouble.
Jason: With Vas o No Vas it was putting it up against the 900 pound Gorilla of Don Francisco and Sabado Gigante
Gordon: That...didn't work out too well.
Chico: Hispanic people, of which I happen to be one, in the daytime are expecting to watch one thing... drama. Lots and lots of drama...
Jason: And Trato Hecho's problem was well although the game play was good and the host...Guillermo Huesca was excellent.
Chico: A game show in the daytime on a Spanish network... just an ill-fit. And you know what they say, what happens twice will happen three times.
Gordon: Not as much an ill fit as much as you're taking a 60 minute show and increasing it to an unmanageable 90
Jason: Padding Padding and way too much padding.
Chico: Yep. So let's see... no audience for a game show in the daytime... Padding... Self-aggrandizing... Not to mention the change for the sake of change. Add it all together... and owned.
Jason: Do you think we will ever see a LONG TERM success from US to Spanish?
Chico: Not if they don't learn from this.
Gordon: If it's done correctly, sure. Speaking of Vas O No Vas, let's see what Friday holds as we go see a chance at 2...million...dollars!
Chico: It's the annual Thanksgiving feast on Deal or no Deal... And it's split into two episodes, it's so big. The conclusion is Wednesday.
Gordon: Burp.
Chico: Excuse you.
Jason: Yummy.
Gordon: Instead of cases, we have the models ...Opening the Trays. One tray has 2 million dollars.
Chico: Aside from models eating (which is probably the last time you'll ever hear that phrase ANYWHERE)...
Jason: They actually ate?
Chico: Yep. We have Jimmy Dolan playing first. Jimmy dealt for $63,000. His highest offer was $222,000. The board: 5, 750, 100,000. So it's a good move for Jimmy, who only had... $750. Good deal.
Jason: Very. Not a turkey
Chico: Nope, but we're not done yet...Next player... starts Wednesday.
Gordon: Meanwhile, on 5th grader, we serve up...celebrities.
Chico: Ah. First, we continue with Rick Fox of the NBA... He got $5000 last week. He's playing for the AIDS Healthcare Foundation.
Gordon: Rick gets to $25,000 - but that's all when he fails on this $50,000 question.
Chico: 4th Grade US Geography.

In what city do the Allegheny and the Monongahela rivers meet to form the Ohio River?

Jason: (locks in)
Chico: (locks)
Gordon: Classmates?
Jason: They didn't call it Three Rivers Stadium for nothing... PITTSBURGH.
Chico: Same here. Pittsburgh.
Gordon: Pittsburgh is right. Rick Fox is an NBA player. Unfortunately, Pittsburgh does not have a basketball team.
Jason: Except in the movie "The Fish that Saved Pittsburgh"
Chico: Does Pittsburgh have a high school for rich pretty people?
Gordon: They do - but Jennie Garth didn't go there. She does, however get to $100,000 and walks with that.
Chico: Good move. The question is... 5th Grade Music.

Eighteenth century classical music composer Wolfgang Mozart was born in what present-day country?

Jason: (Locks in)
Gordon: (Locks in)
Chico: Answer?
Jason: My father was in his house in Salzburg, AUSTRIA.
Gordon: Yes. He's born in the land of sausage.
Chico: So American Heart Association gets $100,000, and Jennie heads back to 90210. The show, not the real zip code. Next week... a person who can do 96 pushups in a minute. I can't wait to see her.
Gordon: And the contestant on Don't Forget the Lyrics can't wait to hear. Ann Jensen is from Mission Viejo, CA.  She needs to win $100,000 to get ear surgery so she can get a working right ear. She doubles it and walks off with $200,000.
Chico: Good stuff this week. So what's on tap for next week?
Gordon: The Hamsters are all out to sing the Brainvision theme...and awww, they're all out in their boxers. I wonder who thought of that?
Chico: Don't mean to brag, but...
Hamsters: Roll That Beautiful Brain Footage...squeak squeak

(Doug: Live, local, and latebreaking... From the four corners of the globe to your frontal lobe, this is WLTI Brainvision News, and now here's Gordon Pepper, Chico Alexander, and the award-winning Brainvision News Team)

Chico: Thanks, Doug. First up, Gordon with the week ahead.
Gordon: Here's the datebook...

Welcome to Thanksgiving Week! We have the season finale of Dancing With The Stars, and DOND part 2.

Chico: Should be a great stuff. I betcha Brooke wins. The judges do love her so...
Gordon: Lance wins. Take it to the bank, Unless the Judges put him in third.
Jason: I say Lance wins.
Chico: Alrighty. Next up, with a special Greenlight... Gordon?
Gordon: Here's the Greenlight

Are you ready for A Shot at Love 3? Get ready for it...and Bisexual Blonde Twins! Whoo hoo!

Jason: No More Tila?
Gordon: They are the Ikki Twins.
Chico: Sounds... well... fill in the rest here.
Gordon: It feels Ikki, doesn't it?
Chico: And there we go. Okay to the Business End, and it's a big one that just broke over the wire...
Jason: (hands Chico the bat)

The Screen Actors Guild said Saturday that it'll ask its members to authorize a strike after its first contract talks in 4 months with studios failed despite federal help.

Jason: Oh boy. You have got to be kidding.
Chico: Which means.... GET READY FOR HAPPY TOILET TIME THE PEE-QUEL!
Gordon: YAY!
Chico: We may see the return of 1 vs. 100 and Duel yet. Doesn't that just make you all giddy?
Gordon: And a message for Jay. I. Told. You. So.
Jason: Do you realize how ******* stupid that is? SAG...what are you THINKING?
Gordon: And maybe we can have Meow Mix: The Series! Wouldn't that be great? And The Bachelor, and American Gladiators, and Wipeout, and Dance Machine, and...
Chico: Ick, yay, yay, ick
Jason: I think that it's incredibly stupid that they are so dumb, that the writer's strike...WHOSE EFFECTS ARE BEING FELT STILL TODAY... wasn't a lesson for the SAG.
Chico: They just tryin' to keep it hood.. You know, get that cash.
Gordon: Ok. Lets be serious here for a second. The effects are still being felt today, as the ratings for the shows have taken a nosedive. And this is now a recession period. Do you really think that you will be getting more money? Seriously?
Chico: Ummm. no. People don't see that though. They just see "We're not getting our money's worth." Our economy's in the tank right now, do you honestly believe that a deal to your liking is even possible?
Jason: Not even close.
Gordon: If you don't want a long term deal, then don't have one, But to have a walk out at this stage of the economy? Ridiculously bad thinking.
Chico: Absolutely.
Jason: This would have been bad...no matter if McCain or Obama was elected. Corporate cuts are happening across the board. This is just insanely stupid.
Gordon: Exactly. So if you're from the SAG and you're reading this, reconsider. Please. Or we'll be getting wall to wall game shows again. And as much as I love game shows, I do NOT want a repeat of some of the shows that made the air earlier on this year.
Chico: Some of us would rather not see "Dance Machine" again, thank you.
Gordon: Who wants Great American Dog? Pussycat Dolls 3? Farmer Wants a Wife 2?
Chico: Talk about your big "f-yous" to the viewers.
Gordon: Secret Talents of the Stars 2? Wanna Bet 2? I can keep going if you want...
Jason: No thanks. I don't know if the SuperToilet 2000 can take it.
Chico: But you get it. Not a smart move. Also not a smart move, Gordon?
Gordon: Meanwhile, with the blackboard - I have an early contestant for Redemption Song 2.
Jason: Which should happen. That's a very surprisingly good show. But who is it?

Are You Smarter Than...Ace Gordon, who got arrested by the Police for disorderly (and violent) conduct while at a drunken state at a bar.

Jason: Ace...bad Ace.
Chico: Guess someone couldn't get past getting railed by Sugar. Understandable.
Gordon: I think Ace had a bit too much sugar, if you know what I mean.
Chico: That's what she said.
Jason: (rimshot)
Gordon: Now for some Haterade - who wants some?
Jason: I do.
Gordon: And we'll call this week...The Ballad of Julianne Hough.
Jason: Alright.
Chico: Ugh. Warbling.
Gordon: We start with this...

"I think they (The Judges) simply had it in for Cody and didn't want him to make the finals...I thought he did a great job. I went and watched the dances again and he was awesome. I thought he should have had much better scores and better comments."

Chico: Of course she'd say that. She's his partner
Jason: Not unusual.
Gordon: And then we get this...

Julianne Hough will NOT be returning to the next season...if ever. Hough said she will be using her time away from the show to concentrate on her musical career.

Gordon: Who's buying that that's the only reason?
Chico: *crickets*
Jason: (looks around) Not me.
Gordon: Bitter, party of 2, right this way.
Jason: Has she ever won the show?
Gordon: Twice
Jason: And still she is bitter? Wow.
Chico: You know, she's got a title, let her leave if she thinks that's what she wants. Because, you know.. she's done everything. She's a singer... she's a dancer... She's shared a stage with William Shatner.
Gordon: That would make anyone bitter. Just ask George Takei.
Chico: Ha.
Jason: Meowch.
Chico: So we have a big trip to the UK as we go Global, so let's hurry it up and get on our plane here.

People of Earth... I give you the new hosts of Countdown... Jeff Stelling & Rachel Riley.

Chico: Now I've seen a picture of Carol Vorderman's successor... and to answer your question... yes. Yes I would.
Jason: You aren't looking at her qualifications?
Gordon: Sure I am She's got a nice set of double letters. Like DD's.
Jason: Gotcha.
Chico: Actually, I was looking at her qualifications...Oxford math student. Graduated with honors. And looks Like Laura Harris from Dead Like Me. YES I WOULD.
Jason: Alright. I gotcha.
Chico: So what's next, G?
Gordon: Who's got a comfy sofa?
Chico: My sofa's always comfy.
Jason: I do.
Gordon: We start with...oh. Antonioo Sabato Jr.! Shrieeeeeeeek!!!!
Chico: Ay...

VH1 in association with Ish Entertainment and Doron Ofir Casting is seeking the most alluring, seductive and exotic single women to embark on the romantic adventure of a lifetime.

In this heartfelt and romantic competition of love and seduction, one femme fatale will become the envy of all others and attain the love of Antonio Sabato Jr.

http://www.realitywanted.com/call/3489-now-casting-single-ladies-for-vh1s-antonio-sabato-jr-project

Chico: Do you really want the love of Antonio Sabato, Jr.?
Gordon: Um...no.
Chico: Didn't think so. Maybe some one does.
Jason: Not me
Chico: Me neither.
Gordon: What about... a neighborhood?

CBS and NEXT ENTERTAINMENT are looking for dynamic, competitive and entertaining families that all live in the same neighborhood to participate in the next great reality competition series.

Families will compete for substantial cash and prizes! If you think you can gather at least SEVEN other families that live in VERY close in proximity to you, contact us to be part of the ultimate family and neighborhood bonding experiment.

http://www.realitywanted.com/call/3616-cbs-now-casting-families-for-block-party

Gordon: My Kind of Neighborhood Knocks, anyone?
Jason: Oh man!
Gordon: Finally, who wants to be a bully?

Are you the person with a big scary bark who likes to intimidate others? Are you a bully? If so, we want to put you in the ring and test how tough you really are.

The challenge will be to stay in the ring. The longer you stay in the ring, the more money you go home with. Think you can handle it?

If you're between the ages of 18-26 and want to prove your toughness then contact us with your picture and a brief description on why you think you should be on this show!

http://www.realitywanted.com/call/3541-bully-beatdown-now-casting

Jason: Geez. Youtube Idiots anyone.
Chico: Thanks, I'm already watching TUF.
Gordon: These are only some of the shows you may be seeing if the SAG goes on strike. Think about it.
Jason: Just some. Hand me the hemlock now.
Chico: Ah. Who're the hoes we'll be seeing?
Gordon: I got some. Cue the music
Chico: (plays "Pimpin' All Over the World")

In this week's Media Ho Report, Mark Burnett does a documentary on the Sacramento Kings, Paula Abdul says she's NOT leaving American Idol, Mark Cuban gets accused of insider trading, Simon Cowell wants to buy Dancing With The Stars, Miley Cyrus will perform at the DWTS Finale...

Jason: Synergy much?
Chico: That's "Bolt", coming to a theater near you from Walt Disney Pictures. And who's father network is DWTS's ABC. Joy.

Betty White will help Wheel of Fortune salute pet lovers, while The Food Network rehires Robert Irvine for Dinner Impossible after the show's ratings with Michael Symon have gone down the crapper.

Chico: Stick to Iron Chef, dawg.
Gordon: But none of them are the Hoes of the Week.
Chico: Who do you got?
Gordon: I got a few hoes for you. Call them Co-Hoes.
Jason: Alright...Co-Hoes it is.
Gordon: We start with David Archuleta, who's album sells 183,000 units - the second most ever by an Idol runner-up.
Chico: It's #2 this week only to Taylor Swift.
Gordon: It is. Which runner-up sold the most in their debut week, kids?
Chico: Clay Aiken
Jason: Clay Aiken. BTW David Cook's Album....very good. I picked it up this week. If you like Daughtry, you will like this.
Gordon: Very good. Next up - Brittney 'McKey' Sullivan, who wins America's Next Top Model. So what makes this special? She is the first person in the show's 11 season to NEVER have been in the bottom 2.
Chico: Fierce.
Jason: With two snaps and a twist.
Gordon: And those...are your hoes.
Chico: And finally, let's get loaded.
Jason: (HIC)

Last week, we told you about TPIR on the iPhone. This week, joining it... Million Dollar Password.

Jason: Nice.

Now available for $5, it has the likeness of Regis and a single player mode that has you teaming with a celeb to climb up the ladder to a million.

Chico: Again, it's available at the App Store on iTunes, or if you, like me, have an iPhone, you can access it through the home screen. I'll tell you right now... Cartoon Regis looks scary.
Jason: Ah.
Gordon: Scarier than Augustus?
Jason: Nothing is that scary.
Chico: I don't know. I'll put up pictures and let you decide.

Chico: Meanwhile, that's Brainvision. Shut it down.
Gordon: (Shutting Down)
Chico: Still to come, the power of five... but first, what do we got, Gordon?
Gordon: First up, it's the power of prediction.
Chico: This is WLTI... give us 22 minutes... we'll give you change back.

(Brainvision has been brought to you by America's Next Top Turkey. Opportunity Knocks, Hole In the Wall, and Dame La Pista all compete to be Thanksgiving Stuffi...I mean filler for Thanksgiving Day. Who will win the right to have their episodes to be shown in a weekend marathon?)

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