Gordon: Yay, Trophy House!
Chico: Welcome back. We hope you liked the commercials.
Gordon: I did. I also love to see the pics you brought back from Vacation.
Chico: Well, they're not the pictures I brought back from vacation... but there were pictures. I'll put THOSE up on my facebook sooner or later. In the meanwhile, enjoy these. They're snaps. The best thing to happen to random photos since Eastman made the brownie and sold it for a buck a pop. Ready?
Gordon: So we see pic, we comment on pic, those people out there (points at audience) all laugh?
Chico: Yes, yes, and we hope.
Gordon: Im ready. Let's see
Chico: First picture...



Gordon: Hi Drew, It's me, Ryan Stiles...ten years ago.
Chico: I didn't know which show I was going on, so I dressed up for both.
Gordon: I'm waiting for Ryan to show up on the show.
Chico: It's only a matter of time, dude. Him or Colin Mochrie. That would rock.
Gordon: I'm waiting for the images behind the prizes to be green screened
Chico: Ewww... Ready for another?
Gordon: Yep



Chico: Howie to America... "Hey, what's going on on this side?"
Gordon: And Howie Mandel is looking to see if the WGA left any scripts in the vault. Nope. Empty.
Chico: It's ALMOST like looking in a mirror. Seriously.
Gordon: Almost. Next one?
Chico: Next...



Chico: Gordon, you're first. This is Michael Buffer... the boxing announcer.. guy.
Gordon: Lets get ready to...watch an awful gimmick suck iiiiiiiiiit!!!!111!!
Chico: What? You mean this isn't the Charlie O'Donnell auditions? Let me try anyway. The banker offers fifty-thooooooooooooousand dollars!
Chico: And that is the last time I'll ever do that.
Gordon: And the crowd went mild.
Chico: Okay, next...



Chico: This is wrong.
Gordon: And since when has THAT stopped you?
Chico: All right...With apologies to everyone...  And now replacing Beyonce in Destiny's Child... an army of Caucasian people.
Gordon: And for Vivian Stringer, Al Sharpton and the rest of you who want to write in to complain, that address is Chico@gameshownewsnet.com.
Chico: I TOLD you it was wrong. Gordon?
Gordon: And these are the people auditioning to be on Deal or No Deal. Kelly Rowland is teaching them the art of the excited contestant.
Chico: Okay, next picture.



Gordon: Its Mortal Gladiator Kombat, as Justice Unleashes his Fatality: The mallet decapitation.
Chico: In the future, the great battles of the day are fought not with guns, but with oversized q-tips against seething Battle Dome rejects. And finally...



Chico: Welcome to America's Most Smartest Model: Mario Kart edition.
Gordon: Welcome to the Wild'N'out Prop board, where the lovely Rachael will be trying to saw off the wheel for the driving skit.
Chico: Good luck with that. Quick driving skit: "Hey, Gordon. I'm a smart model and I hate Americans."
Gordon: Thank you Andre. And with that, we go to break.
Chico: More stuff after this.

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