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Episode 16.12
December 3
Jason: Thats just wrong.
Gordon: But is it funny?
Jason: Yes.
Gordon: Would you rather see Dr. Phil or Dr. Ramsay?
Jason: Dr. Ramsay...any day.
Chico: Sun's rising... and baby's crying...
Jason: New game!
Gordon: YAY! What do we got?
Chico: You see.. we like to look at both sides of a bad situation. So we present to you... "Good News & Bad News". I'll present some bad news, and it's your job to spin it into something positive.
Gordon: Got it.
Jason: Bring it on
Chico: For example...
The BAD NEWS: Byron Velvick just got decked by the woman he chose on the Bachelor, Mary Delgado.
Jason: The Good News: We wont have to see another 2 hour wedding special.
Gordon: The Good News: When he's done with fishing, he can take up boxing and the MMA
Chico: See how easy that is?
Gordon: Very easy.
Jason: Works for me.
Chico: Next one?
Gordon: Next one...
The BAD NEWS: Playmania has been cancelled.
Gordon: The Good News - Million of dollars of your money will be saved for Holiday Gifts instead of some British Company that filed for bankruptcy
Jason: The good news: We wont have to hear from Jessica York and any of the other horrible incompetent hosts.
Chico: The good news... Trivia Trap!
Gordon: Trivia Trap is good news?
Chico: Bob Eubanks is always good news.
Jason: Are you sure about that?
Chico: Why not? Okay, next...
The BAD NEWS: Another tournament week on Temptation...
Jason: The good news...it is one week closer to it's eventual cancellation.
Gordon: The Good News - no more tacky individual items that are trying to be peddled to us in the commercials.
Chico: The good news... at least Rossi doesn't have to try his best anymore...Because you can tell that he's delivering his stuff with all the gusto of a man who knows that he'll be back on AT&T commercials before long.
Gordon: Pretty much. next one...
The BAD NEWS: Jessica Sierra got arrested. Again. No this is not a repeat.
Jason: The good news...she won't be on Celebrity Rehab.
Gordon: The Good News - Paris, Lindsay and Britney now have a new playmate when Jessica gets out.
Chico: The good news... one more media ho off the streets, the SYSTEM WORKS!
Gordon: They tried to make her go to rehab, but she said No, no, no...
Jason: Amy Winehouse is not a role model, people! :)
Chico: You try and sound like Amy Winehouse, and we said, "No, no, no."
Gordon: Next one?
Chico: Next...
The BAD NEWS: That's the Question wraps its second season this week.
Jason: The good news: More original GSN Shows to take it's place while it films its third season.
Chico: The good news: ... we get to relive Madeleine Ali's episode.
Gordon: The GOOD NEWS: Roger Lodge won't be hosting the third season
Chico: We heart Bob Goen. We really do. Finally....
The BAD NEWS: No more romance for Helio Casrtronueve
Jason: The good news: Julianne Hough.
Chico: The good news... yeah, what Jason said.
Gordon: The Good News: Chico is available. He's bald and sexy. And they love auto racing in North Carolina.
Jason: LOL
Chico: Chico don't swing that way, bro. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Gordon: Family Feud. Top 5 answers on the Board. A reason why you'd marry John O'Hurley. It could work for Helio as well.
Chico: It could, you know. So the lesson to take from this... There's good news everywhere... You just need to know where to look.
Chico: And right now, we gotta look at the commercials. We'll be back.
(Brought to you by "Come on Up: 13 Great Weeks of the New Price is Right 1994"... Coming to a Kinko's near you)
Jason: There were 13 weeks?
Gordon: Believe it or not. And belieive it or not, we've come to THE BIG FINISH! Survivor - Who's next to go?
Jason: Not sure.
Chico: I want to say Todd.
Gordon: Unfortunately, when Erik and Peihgee knocked out James, they also knocked out any chance for an upheaval. Bye, Erik.
Chico: Beauty & The Geek ends this week. Who wins it?
Gordon: Popularity vote, which sucks. I'll give it to Nicole and Sam. Amazing Race - Who's next to go?
Jason: I will say the chinese father daughter team
Chico: Ronald & Christina? Yep.
Gordon: I think the hernia will be costly, but not yet. I think the 'Karma' comes back to nail the blondes. Mike Super wins Phenomenon. Will we ever hear from him again?
Chico: Nope.
Jason: Not even close.
Chico: How's Lisa Klink? Will she win her sixth game?
Jason: I believe she will go far.
Gordon: I think she will, but I think her reign will end in the middle of next week. We always love to hear from you, the audience. We start the mail off with Bobby McBride. Thanks, Bobby!
TO: WLTI
From: Bobby McBride
Do you think that James Clement's big error in not using one of his Immunity Idols ranks way up there as one of the biggest chokes in "Survivor" history? And how about Jaime Dugan's foolish Immunity Idol fiasco?
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Chico: Yes and yes.
Jason: This not only ranks as the biggest chokes in Survivor history. This is the biggest choke in REALITY TV history. You have two ways to keep yourself in, and you dont use them. DUmb Dumb dumb.
Gordon: I dont think its the biggest choke in reality TV history. I think there are a few worse, such as Marcellas not removing himself from the block in Big Brother 3. But this is defintiely falls in the Top 10 Screwups. Next up - Tom Beals. Thanks for writing, Tom!
TO: WLTI
From: Tom Beals
Hey there. Long time reader, first time emailer.I wanted to chime in on the 10-year contestant cutoff on TPIR. Unlike most of you, I think it's a good idea. Look at, for example, the fact that the prizes now are for the most part more expensive than the ones offered in 1997. I think that as long as the Dob and his people can promise that previous contestants aren't given preferential treatment in the selection process, I believe they should be given a chance.
Anyway, love the show, and keep it up!
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Gordon: Thanks for the email, Tom. We love newbie emailers.
Jason: As I said, I agree with Tom in the conditions he set.
Gordon: But how can you say that it won't happen. you have producers there who I bet have remembered the contestants. And you know some of them will say that they have been on the show, which will throw the unbiasness out the window
Jason: So you think there might a reverse discrimination, saying that they got their shot...let someone else play as well?
Chico: I do agree with not giving preferential treatment to anyone. But let's keep it real here.
Chico: On most other shows, returnees are invited back on an invitation-only basis. Why do you want to flip the script unless you can't find any good eligibles?
Chico: It's TPIR. There should be no shortage of eligible players
Gordon: I think that as long as the returning contestants keep their mouths shut, there's a good chance they will play again. And for every returning contestant, you may have another Christopher Francis on your hands.
Chico: See what I mean?
Gordon: The only way I'd deem it fair is if they did not get out of Contestant's Row the first time they were there.
Jason: Lets see what happens.
Chico: Agreed. One more mail. It's from stat-boy, Jason Wuthridge.
TO: WLTI
From: Jason 'Stat-Boy' Wuthridge
I know the viewers are all on the edge of their seats as to who won the first edition of Play the Percentages. As much as I admire Gordon's 100%, I have to give that "Cash and Carey" pun a "wha-whaaa". [crosses out Gordon's name]
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Gordon: Thanks heaps
TO: WLTI
From: Jason 'Stat-Boy' Wuthridge
And Chairman, that 50% is like calling "push" in Higher/Lower. [crosses out the 50, then crosses out "Chico"] So the winner is Don Harpwood. [throws chalk at blackboard]
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Chico: ...What Gordon said. Me too.
Gordon: (Wads up email, throws it in the trash)
Chico: Hear, here.
Gordon: Seriously, thanks for the e-mail, Jason. Now if you wish to email us, agree with us, disagree with us, or make fun of us, what do they do, Chico?
Chico: This week... and this week ONLY.. there are THREE ways to get ahold of us.
Jason: Three?
Chico: 1) Our e-mail addy: wlti@gameshownewsnet.com...2) Our myspace at www.myspace.com/wltiongsnn...3) If you're reading this from the deck of the Carnival Legend... I am on board.. Look for the Carolina Hurricanes hat.
Gordon: And the Bald and Sexy Panamanian who has a 'Mike Fleiss Rules' Jersey.
Jason: In the Casino making profit.
Chico: Mad profit. But in any event, we'd love to hear from you.
Jason: Just remember...any profit...in the pants.
Chico: Thanks to Jason for making the fun with us.
Jason: Thank you. Safe Voyage.
Chico: He's Gordon Pepper, I'm Chico Alexander. The show is We Love to Interrupt. Until next time... Spread the love, y'all.
Chico: Game over!
Gordon: Hasta Luego! Arrivederci! Bon Voyage! That means Goodbye! Heh heh heh heh heeeeeeh... |
