Episode 25.10 - Good vs. Evil III
November 22

(WLTI GOOD)

Chico: That was an evil break. Welcome back, this is We Love to Interrupt: Good vs. Evil III. He's Jason. I'm Chico. We're good. At least for now, because we're going to do a little Roleplay.
Jason: Oh boy here we go :)
Chico: I'll start here. First...

Jason, you're Lea Tottle. You bet the motherload on Final Jeopardy!, which may have cost you a spot in the Finals. Do you wish you could've taken that move back?

Jason: Unfortunately, I was a bit stuck. I mean Sam bet perfectly.
Chico: And you thought you had to do something.
Jason: He was doing the venutian bet strategy to the letter. And I fell right into the trap. I mean $10,000 is nice for college expenses.
Chico: If you played a Strategy bet of $6001, you could have made more.
Jason: Oh ok. I am sorry. I could have done that.
Chico: You really could've. Okay, what's mine?

Chico, you are Bristol Palin. Are you really going to win this thing?

Chico: I wanna win. I mean, i worked my butt off over here, and everyone keeps saying so.
Jason: True. But you have been receiving the lowest scores.
Chico: I'm not worried about those little things. I'm just so blessed to have such a giant group fo fans cheering me on an...WILLOW, YOU CAN'T CALL THE JUDGES "QUEERS"!
Jason: She just posted that on Facebook did she?
Chico: Yeah, she did.
Jason: (shakes head)
Chico: I'm going to have to talk to her about that. But yeah, I think I have just as good a shot as anyone to win. Just depends on how the scores go down. I'm not that worried, though.
Jason: So what made you do a PSA with the Situation about Abstinence? Do you think you will have a career after this besides being a mom?
Chico: Well, we all make mistakes. I'm just trying to atone for mine. I just want to concentrate on being a mom right now... until something like this comes along again.
Jason: Just make sure Willow doesn't make any major posts on Facebook before Tuesday. What's next?
Chico: Next...

Jason... you are Sabrina Brimhall...You were, among other things, a brat, a drama queen, and someone who didn't really have the experience to be on Hell's Kitchen. Why do you think you got kicked out?

Jason: Because Gordon Ramsay is a poopyhead. I am 22 years old and I am working in San Diego with the chef I tried out with.
Chico: Yeah, care to elaborate on that.
Jason: Simple, I am not good at rice. Risotto is not my strong point. I am great with Salmon.
Chico: It looked like you weren't good with much of anything other than throwing your team under the bus.
Jason: Got to love me some me.
Chico: Yeah, enough of what you do in your off hours, there. So where do you go from here?
Jason: I work at the restaurant I started out with, and get more work under my belt and then the world is mine. I am 22, not 42. I can do this.
Chico: You gon' DO this?
Jason: Sure enough. I need to cook
Chico: Alright, we're gettin' country up in here. Next one?

Chico - You are Nigel Lythgoe. Come on Nigel, tell us the real deal... is Idol in trouble?

Chico: Idol WAS in trouble, then I came back. Now I've gotten the ship to where Idol is no LONGER in trouble. I don't think Idol's in trouble. We've got a great team in Ryan and Randy, and Jennifer and Steven and Jimmy are going to add onto that team.
Jason: Then why did you release the news about your show on a Friday?
Chico: We had to shake things up a bit to keep the course going. That wasn't me. That was Fox.
Jason: Do you really think all the changes are going to help?
Chico: I was ready, and I talked to numerous people about it this week, to let loose on all the details. But Fox had their own plans and I wasn't among them.
Jason: So you REALLY in your heart believe this is going to work?
Chico: I do think that all the changes were necessary. I mean, you watch year after year and you see the same formula and you get bored. I needed to shake things up a bit. I honestly believe with no question or doubt that this is going to work.
Jason: Do you miss Simon?
Chico: I think Simon misses me. :-)
Jason: Is that a challenge?
Chico: and I honestly wish him all the luck in the world with X factor.. he's going to need it.
Jason: Got one more for me?
Chico: I got one more for you.

Jason, you are Bob Saget. What do you think about Carrie Ann Inaba's job doing YOUR job on 1 vs. 100?

Jason: Well, I will admit she has better legs than me. But I mean I have only seen 5 shows of her. I did this for a year or two. She needs to grow into the role. I mean I have the comedic chops. And I worked with real people. Not a computer screen. She will get better. I was funny.
Chico: So you think you're the better host?
Jason: Of course I am. I would love to do it again. I mean she looks better in a black dress.
Chico: Obviously.
Jason: But I was and am the better host.
Chico: Black... leather... dress. Okay, I need that last one..

Ok Chico, you are Drew Carey. How's the announcer search going? Who are you liking so far?

Chico: I like David Lawrence. He's pretty good. Of course, I'm close with Jeff and Brad, we've worked together for I don't even remember how many years now... but David has a lot of the good announcer chops. I still miss Rich, though.
Jason: You heard he got some of the Wheel of Fortune Gigs.
Chico: I know. I'm happy for him.
Jason: Ok...Drew...GSN? What were you thinking?
Chico: You know... sometimes you do something for a while, and you want to get back into it.... and I saw an opportunity and GSn saw an opportunity, so I'm all like.. Okay, let's do this! But yeah, I'm hoping a lot of GSN's audience will like what we're doing and stick around for more.
Jason: What do you want to do there?
Chico: Just good old fashioned dirty improv, baby.
Jason: I think we are done with our costumes.
Chico: Alrighty. In that case, we're going to break, but when we come back. Gordon says he has good news and bad news... though him being evil, it might just be bad news and somewhat indifferent news. We'll see you after the break. It's Good vs. Evil, y'all!

(Brought to you by 1 vs. 3.14159265. Because nothing says Thanksgiving like watching one single player try to down as many "pis" as possible.)

Jason: You didn't
Chico: I did.
Jason: LOL
Chico: Now let's see if Gordon and his evil crew can do any better...

(WLTI EVIL)

Gordon: I'm back with my evil crew, and joining us is Joe Mello. Joe wants to be evil, don't you , Joe?
Joe: Hai. Evil is good.
Gordon: So we're going to play some Deserted Island, because I believe we need an island of evil. Don't you agree, Joe?
Joe: And lettuce. ISLAND OF EVIL AND LETTUCE
Gordon: ...that works. We start with this...

Bristol Palin or Maksim Cherkovsky. Bristol claims that it's about G-d being on her side which puts her in the finals of DWTS, while Maksim, who is partnered with the departing Brandy, says that this is the most f*cked up season of DWTS and he's never going to do another show again. Ever. So which of the 2 looneys gets to go?

James: I'm going with Maksim. I believe he is the reason that he and Brandy were knocked out. Brandy's supporters jumped ship to Kyle or Jennifer because she had a jerk for a partner.
Joe: Both are pretty full of it, but I gotta agree with James. Pollyanna Palin got there for a reason, whether we like it or not. Maksim is just sour grapes
Gordon: Ok. So we'll send Maksim over to the island of lettuce. I hear he likes it. Next one...

Chad SesentayNueve or Terrell Owens. They have both been on reality shows. Their football team sucks. Select one to go.

James: T.O. -- he's been alive longer
Joe: Great reasoning.
Gordon: I'm going to say Chad, because at least T.O. is producing (and he did win Let's Bowl). All Chad has been producing is really bad reality show moments.
Joe: Neither are on my fantasy team, but TO's been the better footballer this year (and likely other years prior). Go away, Chad
Gordon: So Chad SesentayNueve gets to play with Maksim. They've been on the same show, so they should know each other. Next one...

Skating With Celebrities or Catching a ball for $100,000. Both of these premises are coming to a TV set near you. Pick the one that's worse.

Joe: Skating with celebrities. We've seen the latter plenty of times. It's called professional sports.
James: Catching a ball....it's more fun participating in that activity than watching people do it for an hour.
Gordon: Extreme Dodgeball lasted 3 seasons. No Skating show that features celebrities lasted past 1 season. We send ice skating to an island, because we need the airconditioning. It gets hot out here. next one.

If Joe Mello wants his island of lettuce, he needs a chef to cook it. Pick the one chef on Top Chef All Stars that doesn't belong.

Gordon: And before you all panic, here's the list. Evil board please?

Gordon: I'm going with Jamie Lauren, who barely finished in the Top Half of her group.
Joe: I can get behind that.
James: Make it a trio.
Gordon: You like Jamie to cook some lettuce for you?
Joe: Lettuce on a bed of evil
Gordon: Sounds good. Next one...

Reading, or Socially getting along with people. We have a serious deficit of that on The Amazing Race and Survivor, and I consider these 22 life skills. Which of these classes need to be taught on the island?

Joe: You know what they say, Reading is Fundamental
James: I agree with Joe....will someone please think of the children?
Gordon: It's always all about the children, isn't it?
James: Sometimes, it's about cheese.
Joe: Mmmmmm, cheese
Gordon: Last one...

Shayne Lamas or Vienna Girardi. Two ladies who found their Bachelor and who cheated on them, which led to their splitting up. We can't have an island of evil with a bachelor reference.

Joe: Can we put both of them on a boat en route, then bore a hole in the boat, allowing both of them to sink out of the public consciousness forevers?
James: I'll second that motion.
Gordon: ....we're evil. I'll allow it.
Joe: DISCLAIMER: We do not condone the actual sinking of people in actual boats, we just don't like The Bachelor or anything associated with it
Gordon: We'll send a tug boat to pick them up.
Joe: Ok.
Gordon: So to sum this up....

On the Island of 'Lettuce with a Bed of Evil', it's Chico Alexander's High School Reunion! We give Chico and hiis buddies a chance to watch Ice Skating on an island, featuring Maksim and Seseenta Y Nueve! Jaime Lauren provides the catering, while Shane and Vienna host and sing Karaoke (because evil is not complete without bad karaoke). Everyone reading along to the lyrics, because reading is fundamental.

Gordon: Your thoughts?
Joe: Broodwiches for everyone!
James: I'm all about the broodwiches!
Gordon: Broodwiches it is! Chico will love it!
Chico: ....I hate you, Gordon.
Gordon: Hey Chico, let us out for the Speed Round, or we'll be setting up another island for the class reunion after party!
Chico: ....hmph. (Hits Satellite control. Dungeon cell opens)
Joe: Yay!
James: Hooray!
Gordon: Speed Round closes out the show next!

(Brought to you by Turkey Broodwiches. It's a great place to have some Turkey Leftovers! And you can have that and chickenballs at Grizzlebees! You'll wish you had less fun!)

Chico: Welcome back. As you can see... Good... and evil... together again. As it was meant to be. Or something.
Gordon: Yes. So what do you mean, you don't like the Island of Evil and Bed of Lettuce with Vienna Girardi and Shayne Lamas singing karaoke for your class reunion?
Chico: Right, I'm going to go off myself now.
Gordon: So while Chico decides how to get back at me, lets's go into Speed Round mode...now! DWTS: Who wins?
Chico: Six words. Nobody puts baby in a corner. I'm giving the Mirrorball to Jennifer Grey
Gordon: I said Jennifer Gray from Day #1. I'm not going to change my pick now. Survivor - none this week due to Thanksgiving, but who bites it next week?
Chico: Brenda's offing was a surprise. I think Jane may be on the map long enough to register red flags. I'm going with her.
Gordon: I'll say Benry, who's not in either major alliance, so he has no one to ally with. 1 Vs. 100 - Any $50,000 wins for November sweeps?
Chico: Umm...No. But damn if it's going to be close.
Gordon: I think we'll get something good. No time for Mail this week. What are you going to be watching for your Thanksgiving fun?
Chico: There's a good marathon of Family Game Night on Thanksgiving, among others.
Gordon: I'm going to watch Skating with the Stars, because I have no choice in the matter. I won't be watching Survivor, because I hate the whole recap episodes.
Chico: I guess we'll have to review that next week, won't we? Plus, remember the question of the dumbest game shows EVER that we posted on Facebook?
Gordon: Yes. A very evil question :)
Chico: I'm smelling a Who's Your Daddy. So if you haven't answered it yet, and thank you for those who have.
Gordon: Next Week: We are thankful for Thanksgiving as we see if we can come up with some turkeys of our own.
Chico: Shouldn't be hard. Until then, for everyone at GSNN... Happy Thanksgiving. Enjoy the turkey, enjoy the friends. Enjoy the football... and spread the love.