Episode 20.7
February 23

Jason: He wants to divest himself from the casinos.
Chico: See what I mean? Welcome back.
Gordon: Since we have 5 people...It's time for Match This! And since Brian is back from his sequester, he gets to be a contestant. Who wishes to play against him?
Jason: I do!
Gordon: Ok. Jay will play against him, but we all play.
Jason: Alright.
Gordon: Your jobs, Brian and Jason, is to match Chico, Don and myself. You get points for matching. Everyone ready to play?
Brian: Yep.
Jason: Yup! Good luck Brian!
Brian: Good luck Jason!
Gordon: Ready Donut?
Don: This should be good!
Don: Ready!
Chico: Let's go!
Gordon: Ok. Now Brian, you select for Round 1. All correct matches are worth 1 point. A or B?
Brian: I'll start with A.
Jason: AAAAAAA!
Gordon: A it is.

Nigel Lythgoe said, 'We may have issues for this seasons's So You Think You Can Dance. (Blank) made the Top 20.'

Gordon: Ok. Everyone is in. Your answer, Brian?
Brian: I'll say...Bikini Girl.
Gordon: (light applause) not a bad answer. Now Jason, if you matched Brian he gets a point. If you didn't, then your answer is in play also and people can match you. What did you say?
Jason: I went with another Idoler....SANJAYA MALAKAR.
Gordon: Ah (BUZZ) no match, but now let's see if anyone matched. Chico, what did you say?
Chico: Okay, you know how we've had a lot of SYTYCD contestants on Dancing with the Stars?
Gordon: Yes we do.
Jason: Yup.
Chico: I went the other way and said "STEVE-O"
Gordon: Ah (BUZZ)
Jason: ROFL
Don: LOL
Gordon: Actually, I took the right track, but a different train, I said Master P (Buzz)
Jason: (nods)
Gordon: Donut?
Don: The first one that came to my mind was... Sanjaya.
Jason: Yes!
Gordon: Match for the Block! (DING)

Jason: Thank you Don!
Gordon: Now Jason, it's your turn with B.
Jason: Ok.
Chico: BBBBBBB!
Gordon: Did you know that Gordon Ramsay used to be a teacher?
Jason: Really?
Chico: No, I didn't!
Don: I did not know that!

He got fired when he was caught (blank)ing the students.

Jason: Well, one student got on his nerves. He got fired FOR COOKING the students
Gordon: (Applause) Brian, what did you say?
Brian: I said swearing at the students.
Gordon: Ok. Both answers come into play. Don., what is your answer?
Don: It's something he (bleep)ing does in the (bleep)ing kitchen. "cursing at"
Gordon: Match for Brian (DING). Now as for me, the key here was that Ramsay is a CHEF, so hence, he was COOKING the students. I matched Jay (DING!)
Jason: Thank you G!
Gordon: Now Chico, who did you match, if anyone?
Chico: Matched Brian (flip) Cussing at.
Gordon: Match for Brian! (DING) So at the end of Round 1...

Gordon: Round 2. Matches are worth 2 points. Jason, you select first. A or B?
Jason: I will stick with B!
Gordon: Sticking with B. Drew Carey Said, 'Dumb Donald is really dumb...
Chico: HOW DUMB IS HE!
Gordon: Thank you, Chico

Drew Carey Said, 'Dumb Donald is really dumb. On one of our pricing games, he decided to quit and take the money. Unfortunately, he was playing (Blank)'

Jason: A game with 7 one dollar bills...LUCKY SEVEN.
Gordon: (applause) That is a very good answer. Brian, what did you say?
Brian: I wasn't in the TPiR mindframe, I said checkers.
Gordon: That would not be a very good answer (Boos). Chico, start us off.
Chico: For a moment I thought I was going to have the worst answer. I said "Grand Game". Quit after $10. (BUZZ) (BOOOOOOS)
Chico: Yeah, I deserve it.
Gordon: You can stop at $1,000, so that would actually be a legitimate answer. Now for a good answer, here's Donut.
Don: How about Plinko! (Buzz) (Appluase)
Gordon: THAT'S a good answer.
Jason: Alright.
Gordon: Now I thought Dumb Donald was REALLY dumb. Penny Ante. (BUZZ)
Don: LOL
Jason: That was my second guess. After I typed it :)
Brian: LOL
Chico: Yeah. He's pretty dumb alright. Never mind that it's been retired.
Gordon: No score for Jason.

Gordon: Now Brian, here's A.

Jeff Probst said...I think Coach is playing the game a little too hard. Now I understand that this is Survival of the Fittest, but instead of voting out Candace, he (blanked) her.

Brian: Weightlifted her?
Jason: LOL
Chico: (Randy Jackson) Boo... (/RJ)
Gordon: Jason. Please help us here.
Jason: Since he was a soccer coach and thought she needed to go...HE CUT HER (as in from the team). Does that make sense?
Gordon: That's better, but I dont think you understood the question here. Let's see if Chico or Don did. Chico, did you?
Chico: Now I went for the whole survival aspect and said... "Kill stabbity death."
Gordon: Not a match (BUZZ)
Chico: Close to "shoot", though.
Gordon: Close, but no match, Don?
Don: This would be taking the name of the game a bit too seriously. "killed" (Buzz), well we did have a match.
Gordon: I figured that the game is about fire. So he 'fired/ignited' her. (BUZZ)
Jason: Alright.

Gordon: Ok. So much for that, 3-2 Brian going into Round 3. Jason is trailing. Jason, A or B?
Jason: I will take A
Gordon: A for Jason

Pat Sajak said, 'Wheel of Fortune just merged with General Hospital. For $250, you can buy a vowel. For $500, you can buy a (Blank).'

Jason: The recession has hit everyone...I said an ASPIRIN.
Gordon: Aspirin! (Applause) Brian, what did you say?
Brian: A heart.
Gordon: 2 good answers. Lets see if the panel is as smart as the contestants. Mr. Harpwood?
Don: I wasn't too confident with my answer.
Gordon: Show us your aspirin or heart
Don: Since General Hospital is a soap opera, and I figured those would have plenty of these... "plot twist" (BUZZ) Booooo
Chico: Like I watch General Hospital.
Gordon: Do you watch it, Chico?
Chico: Nope. I'm a Guiding Light man.
Gordon: Did you at least give a good answer?
Chico: I said Surgery
Gordon: Not a bad answer, but no match (BUZZ). I said Aspirin/Pill/Steroid/Drug of Choice. So I matched Jason (DING!)
Jason: ROFL
Gordon: I was waiting for someone to say Bowel. But no bowel.
Brian: Ewwww.
Jason: Yuck.
Chico: BOOO!
Don: lol

Gordon: Jason now leads 5-3. Brian, this is the last one. You must get one more match than Jason to win. You ready?
Brian: Let's do it.

Mike Darnell said, I think Mark Burnett is going a bit too far. He's pitching a new show called 'Are you (blank) than a 5th grader?'

Brian: How about "dumber"?
Gordon: Jason?
Jason: THIS is going too far....I said HOTTER than a 5th grader LOL
Chico: Ohhh... We're going to get letters.
Jason: Sorry. I am not Michael Jackson here.
Gordon: Now Don, do you have either of those?
Don: I said... "cuter"
Gordon: Thats not it (BUZZ)
Jason: Close.
Gordon: I decided not to go the teenage pedophile route. I said...DUMBER (DING)
Jason: Darn.
Gordon: Now Brian is in the lead, 6-5
Brian: Yes!
Gordon: Now, Chico.
Chico: Now, Gordon.
Gordon: If you said Hotter, Jason wins. If you said anything else, Brian wins.
Chico: Well, it's all up to me now. Pressure. I said..."dumber"
Gordon: Brian wins!
Jason: Yay Brian!
Brian: Wow!

Don: *Applause*
Jason: Nice job.
Gordon: Now as for winning, Mr. Moore, the floor is yours. You have 30 second to talk about anything you want to talk about. Go!
Brian: I'm sorry, I don't have anything to say right now.
Gordon: Jason, I know you do. 30 seconds. Go.
Jason: The last few weeks, Jade Goody's life has been playing out on the British and Worldwide Screens. Jade Goody is a national star due to reality. And her last days are playing out in front of our eyes. It is a fascinating reflection on us and her as she leaves this mortal coil. All I can say is, May your last days be peaceful. And I wish you well.
Gordon: Very well said. Tivo Time after this.

(Brought to you by Are You Hotter than a 5th Grader. With the police cracking down on people near porn shops in NYC, this is a reminder that 15 gets you 30.)

Chico: 30 gets you 40. 40 gets you shorty.
Gordon: Hey Chico!
Chico: Yyyyyes, Gordon.
Gordon: With Barack's speech coming up this week, I want to know what my Tivo says about me.
Chico: What does it say abut you?
Gordon: ...I was hoping you'd tell me.
Chico: Okay. It says you like the man. You're interested in what he has to say...And you forgot that Idol was on the next day
Gordon: Guilty of all charges. Let's give the panel 6 more examples, shall we?
Chico: Alrighty. First up...

If you watched the finale of 13: Fear Is Real... what does that say about you?

Don: You had nothing better to do on Friday nights.
Jason: What Don said.
Chico: I'm a glutton for punishment. I'm into the S&M crap. I'm Lazarus for having died so many deaths.
Gordon: I'm Jason Voorhees, and like Jason, maggots have eaten out my brain. I want to get in the mood before I go out to spend my night at Camp Crystal Lake Anyone seen any campers around?
Chico: I saw a few. Hot. skimpily dressed. Ripe for the picking.
Gordon: Next one...

If you watched the episode of From G's to Gents...INSTEAD of Barack Obama's speech?

Chico: You voted for Obama for all the wrong reasons. You're still waiting for your Obama prize... You'll be waiting for a long time
Don: You were actually on From G's to Gents, and wanted to see yourself on TV.
Chico: Ding!
Gordon: You think Barack Obama is going to go right from the Speech to the show, offering maturity lessons as a prize.
Jason: You are looking at the wrong image of black people. All Black people aren't violent and ghetto...that means you Chris Brown.
Chico: Whoa. Wrong, but not incorrect.
Jason: Thank you.
Chico: Next up...

You're watching True Beauty....The finale

Jason: You are trying to search for your inner beauty...you vain, self-centered thing you.
Gordon: I'm getting my apetitie watered for Next Top Model next week.
Chico: I like seeing pretty people get their comeuppance. Mostly dumb pretty people who don't know they're dumb.
Gordon: So you watch Hell's Kitchen also?
Chico: Oh yeah.
Don: You happen to be a fan of the Bachelor, and you forgot to change the channel when it ended.
Chico: the power of Mesnick compels you.
Gordon: Point, Don.
Jason: ROFL
Gordon: Next one...

Wednesday February 25th. American Idol, The Biggest Loser, The Finale of Top Chef...and you skip all of those and instead Tivo the marathon and Finale of The Contender.

Jason: I am a Man baby! Full blown man...no sissy shows for me.
Chico: No frou frou television up in here. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to see what's on G4 after this.
Don: Um... What Chico said.
Chico: I'm a full blown 100% pure testosterone driven man. And I like my car. And my ladies. And my car ladies.
Gordon: I'm the person that supplied hard gauze to Antoino Margarito and I'm looking for new clients.
Chico: Ha
Gordon: Next one?
Chico: Next up...

You manage to score the sports package with Speed Channel in HD... and new season of Bullrun on Thursday night, opposite Survivor and Idol and Dance Crew.

Jason: Give me my big block V8 engine, my Budweiser beer and my blue jeans. Rev it up baby. I smell burnt rubber and I love it.
Don: You really dig cars.
Jason: I personally do.
Chico: I like Amazing Races...I like actions.
Gordon: (Shown with CannonBall Run DVD Collection, Smokey and the Bandit Collection and Death Race 2000 collection, while grabbing a 6 pack of Old Milwaukee light and sporting my Vin Diesel hairdo) I'm normal.
Jason: I was thinking Pabst Blue Ribbon Same concept though.
Chico: PBR. When you want to get really tore up... but you don't want to spend a lot of money. And finally...

Celebrity Apprentice this Sunday Night. You're Tivoing it.

Jason: You get a bit of schaudenfreude seeing C-List Celebs trying to squeeze money from their friends as the recession hits.
Chico: Claudia's on it. That's all I need to know. Also, I'm Gordon Pepper, and I like watching myself on television.
Don: You'd like to see people buying expensive cupcakes.
Gordon: Hi. I'm Gordon Pepper. Watch it and then go to Facebook and join Gordon Pepper for the Host of The Price is Right Group. Because I want to be more of a media ho than Jason Block. :)
Jason: Thank you Grasshopper. :)
Gordon: And that's what your TIVO says about you.
Chico: That's a break. Speed Round right after this.

(Brought to you by "Alex Trebek '80", the new presidential documentary. It's Cash-Roo we can believe in)
http://obamiconme.pastemagazine.com/entries/335268-seven-ah.html

Chico: All I can say is... High Rollers finale. That's reason enough to elect him). Welcome back. I'm about to pull a Jim Perry here. That was a reader-suggested ad from Greg "Skykid" Diener. Thanks for the love, Greg. If you have an ad like that, throw us an e-mail at wlti@gameshownewsnet.com, and if it's any good... we'll use it. And if it's any bad... we'll feed it to the Zombie.



Jason: He hasn't had anything to feed on for a bit. He looks..good?
Gordon: He's been slimming down. I'm sure we'll have something to give him later.
Chico: We'll find something. Girls of Hedsor Hall moved from Monday nights to Saturday afternoons if that helps.
Gordon: But that's next week, Soon, it's The Speed Round...now!
Chico: We have a list of Idolers for Wednesday...
Gordon: Megan Corkery, Kris Allen, Mishavonna Henson, Matt Breitzke, Alison Iraheta, Matt Giraud, Jasmine Murray, Kai Kalama, Jesse Langseth, Adam Lambert, Jeanine Vailes and Nick Mitchell.
Chico: Easy question... Pick three to go through.
Gordon: I'll go Megan, Adam and Nick.
Jason: Adam Lambert....Alison Irahata...Nick Mitchell.
Chico: Adam Lambert, Jasmine Murray, and Megan Corkrey.
Don: Adam, Alison, Jasmine.
Chico: Jasmine's the lone soul voice of the crowd. That will stack the deck in her favor.
Gordon: She has to be on pitch better than she was during Hollywood week. Survivor - who's next to leave?
Jason: Taj.
Chico: Oh yeah.
Don: Yep.
Gordon: I'll go with Debbie and Taj. The Amazing Race - do the blondes live another week?
Jason: Yes. The hicks go home.
Chico: Oh yeah.
Gordon: I think Steve and Linda are in deep trouble.
Jason: They are just too physically not there, and mentally gone too.
Chico: You see how they argue? They don't live past this leg.
Don: Indeed.
Gordon: Top Chef. Who wins?
Chico: Hosea.
Gordon: Stefan'
Jason: Carla :)
Chico: We'll see who's right next week. Meanwhile, we have mail. This is from Danny Hibshman... Thanks, Danny!

Jason: Actually that is a badly written question. Because BOTH answers are right.
Chico: Yep. A miss on the part of America's team. When you're sending a question to TP:AP, you have to be as thorough as possible.
Jason: Her first TV role was Good Times. But she was on Different Strokes and Fame.
Chico: You also have to be as exact as possible. But first, she was Penny on Good Times. So a better question would've been... On what TV show did Janet Jackson play Milicent 'Penny' Woods before she was a singer?
Jason: Hire us. We know how we do.
Chico: So that's how you get your question on the air. Meanwhile, if you have a probing game show question you want us to get on our air, what do they have to do, G?
Gordon: Send it to wlti@gameshownewsnet.com, or find us on Facebook, MySpace and YouTube.
Chico: Big thanks to Don Harpwood, Brian Moore, and Jason Block.
Jason: Thank you as always.
Chico: With that, we open up the curtains and let the sunshine of the real world shine upon you until next week.
Jason: Bask in it, will you?
Chico: Til then for Gordon and everyone at Game Show Newsnet, I'm Chico Alexander... Game over... and spread the love.