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Episode
5.13 - Gorillas in Our Midst
July 19
It is the toughest course ever designed
for television... It is the greatest challenge ever created for
$50,000... It's 24 average Americans... making complete idiots of
themselves.
THE WIPEOUT QUALIFIER
Tonight, the Qualifier consists of..
- Monkey Business: sweeper bar complete
with Mr. Jungles, the banana-throwing gorilla
- The Big Balls... Flipping Motivator and Ballsy's Bonus in play. Anyone
who knocks Disco Smallsy off his perch on the fourth
ball will win $500.
- The Poundabout. It's a scary-go-round.
- The School Daze... Reliving the pains of your high school years.
The 24 jungle boogie-ers will take on the
course, and the 12 with the fastest times will advance to stage 2.
Julian McFadden has 1000 friends and 50
cents for each of them thanks to knocking off Smallsy, who's a friend
with benefits.
Matt McSweeney is KING of the Qualifier,
as he knocks off the little jester for $500. Joining him in the next
stage...
ADVANCING TO ROUND 2
- Kevin "Book on Tapeworm" Osborne
- Amber "Cadabra" Heedy
- Robin "Circus Brat" Stevens
- Jason Atkinson
- That's So Jen Castellon
- Natalie DiBenedetto
- Mr. Popular Julian McFadden - $500 BONUS!
- Jillian "Goat Tease" King
- Stacy Jordan
- Jamie Lookson
- Roommate Michael Ayoob
- Homebody Tanya Casey
THE SCAREGROUNDS
From the spinning platform, ride the
trapeze through the maze of sweepers and revolving planks, but watch out
for the Signwinder! Climb over the slide and onto the finish platform,
and you move on to the next round.
ADVANCING TO ROUND 3
- Kevin "Book on Tapeworm" Osborne
- Robin "Circus Brat" Stevens
- That's So Jen Castrellon
- Mr. Popular Julian McFadden - $500 BONUS!
- Jillian "Goat Tease" King
- Roommate Michael Ayoob
PETRIFIED FOREST
A zipline leads you to the forest, where
you have to avoid the sweeper logs and the wrath of a couple of
prospecting hipsters in the Tippy Trap. First three claim jumpers move on to the
Wipeout Zone.
ADVANCING TO THE WIPEOUT ZONE
- Kevin "Book on Tapeworm" Osborne
- Mr. Popular Julian McFadden - $500 BONUS!
- Roommate Michael Ayoob
THE WIPEOUT ZONE
Three men enter, one leaves with $50,000.
Tonight in the Wipeout Zone.
- The Bombastic Blob
- The Swing Blades.
- The Torrential Twister.
- The Tectonic Planks.
Fifty-thou will go to the player with the
quickest time.
First up, Julian McFadden, who's been Mr.
Popular outside of the course, but not so popular with the course. He
blazes through the Wipeout Zone. But he takes a hit on the Tectonic
Planks. He ends up with a time of 5:45.
Michael Ayoob has the hit of the week
with a complete 720 into the Zone off of the Bombastic Blob. But he
keeps twisting his 720 into the Swing Blades. After three tries, he's
going to need a nearly flawless run the rest of the way. And even
then... a wipeout wipes HIM out.
Will Kevin Osborne parlay his start on
the Swing Blades to the first-place finish? He's got three minutes to
play with the Tectonic Planks... He's staring at 50 grand... but he
blows the landing. But with a final time of just over FIVE MINUTES,
KEVIN OSBORNE JUST WROTE A HAPPY ENDING TO THE TUNE OF $50,000!
Next time, another $50,000 and another 24
brave, yet foolhardy souls to take on the course. Until then, good
night.... and Big Balls.
To view this episode in its entirety or to apply to be a contestant on
"Wipeout", go to abc.com/wipeout
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