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Episode
5.2 - Ice Ice Baby
January 12
The weather outside is frightful, but the
Big Balls are delightful. "Winter
Wipeout" is back and colder than ever! It starts with 24 wind-chilled warriors, and it'll end with
one of them winning $50,000 and the title of Winter Wipeout Champion.
THE WINTER WIPEOUT QUALIFIER
Tonight, the Qualifier consists of..
- Snowboard Half-Pipe. Rolling logs plus
gravity equals a quick slide in the downward direction.
- The Snow Boot. You don't see a boot... yet. But you will.
- The Big Balls... Motivator and Ballsy's Bonus in play. Anyone who
knocks a toy moose off his perch on the fourth
ball will win $500.
- The Snowfall... with a giant rotating snowflake
- Avalanche Alley... where conditions are perfect for falling on your...
ice.
The 24 will take on the course, and the
12 with the fastest times will advance to stage 2.
Should be known that Christian Debernardi
was dressed as a major movie award statuette whose name we can't legally
say. But his sword is missing. He comes in a time of 8:11, which will
probably not be enough to finish. Abner Ramirez was THIS close to
knocking out the money moose... but that doesn't work. He does clock in
at 2:48, the second fastest of the day
ADVANCING TO ROUND 2
Amanda "The Mole" Vandermolen
Paint salesman Kyle Davisson
Michelle "Wannabe Kardashian" Assadi
Matthew Borton
Chelsey Loffman
Austin "MC Cashmere Luxury" James
Abner "Country Strong" Ramirez
Carleigh "Wonder Woman" Smith
Octavio Quevedo
Karl "Tijuana Jailbird" Bowers
Carly Berryhill
Sky "The Bone Man" Bartlett
PAIN IN THE ICE
Contestants start huddled around an ice
hole and drop onto a Fishing Pole sweeper arm onto a landing platform.
Then it's a slick walk across the Lumber Tumbler over to the other side.
Then it's a perilous trip across the Frosty Foot Bridge with a freezing
rush from the Arctic Waterfall. Then they'll move it or luge it on the
Snow Chute to the finish platform. First six to survive this trip to the
fishin' hole move on to the next stage.
ADVANCING TO ROUND 3
Amanda "The Mole" Vandermolen
Paint salesman Kyle Davisson
Austin "MC Cashmere Luxury" James
Abner "Country Strong" Ramirez
Carleigh "Wonder Woman" Smith
Karl "Tijuana Jailbird" Bowers
THE COLDHEARTED SNAKE
First up, two sets of slithering snow
sweepers, then it's onto Plummet Summit, a 25-foot high rotating slide.
Then it's the Shivering Timbers, rotating planks. Then comes the
Snowball and onto the finish platform. First three move on to the Winter
Wipeout Zone.
ADVANCING TO THE WIPEOUT ZONE
Paint salesman Kyle Davisson
Austin "MC Cashmere Luxury" James
Abner "Country Strong" Ramirez
THE WINTER WIPEOUT ZONE
Boldly and coldly going forward where no
player has gone before... the brand new Winter Wipeout Zone! Tonight...
- Killer Luge
- The Psychedelic Snowglobe: press the middle button on this snowy maze
to release the exit platform.
- The Frozen Fury: uphill hurdles
- Iced Over: revolving diamond platforms
Fifty large goes to the quickest time.
First is Country Strong Abner Ramirez.
Makes a perfect launch into the zone. ABner picks off the button on the
Snowglobe early... but it takes three spins to get to the platform, but
he slips off of Frozen Fury. Get it the second time. Now at the
six-minute mark, Abner gets iced over on Iced Over, waiting too long. He
ends up with a time of 14:40.
Cashmere Luxury is next in the Zone, as
Austin James. He's falling behind the pace set of by Abner, but he still
has ample time to conquer Iced Over... and he takes the lead with 8:24.
But will it be enough, or will Kyle
Davisson take it all? He gets power washed on the Killer Luge. He tags
the button but takes a sac fly to get him to the other side. He's left
with 30 seconds to take on Iced Over... but he takes a costly wipeout,
giving $50,000 AND THE TITLE OF WIPEOUT CHAMPION TO CASHMERE LUXURY,
AUSTIN JAMES!
Warm up for another 24 chilly contestants and
another set of bone-chilling courses next time. Until then, good night.... and
Big Balls.
To view this episode in its entirety or to apply to be a contestant on
"Wipeout", go to abc.com/wipeout
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