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Glue, Goodfellas &
Public Office
July 15
From Hollywood... now in camouflage...
it's Late Night Liars! Tonight, the face of the outfit Shelley Oceans! The
wrappings of the operation, it's William A.
Mummy! The multiple nipples of the group, it's Cashmere
Ramada! And the hired muscle, it's Sir Sebastian Simian... With your announcer Weasel! And
one of Travis Eberle's favorite people on the TV, your host... Larry Miller!
And here are our players...
Levi
Line
Simi Valley, CA
high school history teacher & football coach |
Carrie
Walls
orig. Washington, DC
social worker |
The object of the game is simple... Spot the
liar. For each liar you spot, you win cash money. Most money at the end of the
game goes on to play for $10,000... more or less.
ROUND 1: Kentucky Derby-Winning Horses Who Sound Like
70s Blaxploitation Movies ($598)
Shelley: Big Brown
Mummy: African Dream
Cashmere: Mochaccino
Sebastian: Flying Ebony
Two are lying... Which is a real horse, and which
is a lie?
Levi: CASHMERE
Carrie: CASHMERE
And the real answers... Big Brown... and...
Flying Ebony! We're tied up at $598.
ROUND 2: Characters on "The Sopranos" ($822)
Shelley: Big Pussy
Good night, everybody!
Mummy: Joe Peeps
Cashmere: Philly Spoons
Sebastian: Fat Frankie Donuts
This time, only one panelist is lying. Which one
of these did NOT get whacked?
Levi: SEBASTIAN
Carrie: MUMMY
Shelley... is telling the truth,
obviously. So was Cash... ... and so is William. Levi jumps into the
lead with $1420 to Carrie's almost $600.
ROUND 3: Hall of Presidents
Levi goes with Cashmere. Bill Clinton was
President when the Berlin Wall fell. Again, Levi is a HISTORY TEACHER.
BIG LIAR. SPIN THE BOARD! He wins... $625 more and a successful Press
Your Luck reference for a total of $2045.
Carrie needs to beat that to win. She
takes Shelley Oceans. John Kennedy was the youngest man to ever serve as
US President. Carrie goes with TRUTH. Shelley is... LYING! It was Teddy
Roosevelt. Levi wins! Carrie leaves with $500 and a Shoes Under.
TWO-TOPIC SHOWDOWN
It's not $10,000 tonight... it's $10,001,
because Weasel is paying back the buck he borrowed last week.
Levi will have 43 seconds to correctly identify
eight statements as either true or false. Tonight, he is playing with William,
who has GREAT WHITE SHARKS, and Sebastian, who has KATE GOSSELIN. Get eight in
43 seconds, and you win the $20,000.
SHARK: Once danced the foxtrot with Tony
Dovolani.
- TRUTH (X)
KATE: Was voted off "Dancing with the Stars" in the first round.
- LIE (1)
SHARK: Currently on display in Seaworld in Virginia Beach.
- TRUTH (X)
KATE: Graduated from Johns Hopkins University.
- TRUTH (X)
SHARK: Babies are called pups.
- TRUTH (2)
KATE: Known to give birth to eight babies at once
- LIE (3)
SHARK: Can eat a sea lion whole.
- LIE (X)
KATE: Stays with the same mate for life.
- TRUTH (X)
SHARK: Was the subject of the movie "Jaws".
- LIE (X)
KATE: Offspring have multiple fathers.
- TRUTH (X)
SHARK: Will drown in the water if not swimming
- LIE (... TIME)
... and TIME. I think he got his subjects
switches. He still has three for $1500, giving him a total of $3545!
Until next week, remember, if you have to lie, at least run for
Congress. Okay, guys... that's LAST CALL.
(C-Note: Celebrity voices are impersonated, no
celebrities were harmed in the filming of this episode)
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