Holy Cats, Holey
Bodies & Holy (^_^)! It's Mickey Rourke!
From Hollywood... Now in WIDESCREEN...
it's Late Night Liars! Tonight, from the world of infotainment, it's
Shelley Oceans! From the world of the gay undead, its William A. Mummy!
From the world of rich b(^_^)es, it's Cashmere Ramada! And for one night only...
from the world of the humans turned puppets, it's Hollywood bigshot MICKEY
ROURKE! (C-Note: though we're not really sure on that). With your announcer Weasel! And
here to solve all your plumbing issues today, your host... Larry Miller!
And here are our players...
American sign language interpreter
The object of the game is simple... Spot the
liar. For each liar you spot, you win cash money. Most money at the end of the
game goes on to play for $10,000... more or less.
ROUND 1: Popes Who Share Their Names With Cartoon
Shelley: Pope Felix
Mummy: Pope Sylvester
Cashmere: Pope Garfield
Mickey: Pope Heathcliff
Two are lying... Which is a real pope, and which
is a lie?
And the real players.... Pope Felix... and...
Pope Sylvester! So Ron leads with $594 over Kristin McCoy's... nothing.
And Weasel's back!
ROUND 2: Saturday Night Live Hosts... Who Were
Charged with Murder ($797)
Mummy: Duane "Dog the Bounty Hunter" Chapman
Cashmere: Robert Blake
Mickey: Snoop Dogg
Shelley: OJ Simpson
This time, only one panelist is lying. Which one
of these is innocent?
Cash's telling the truth... and so is
Mickey... and so is Shelley! Mummy's the liar. Ron still has the lead with
$1391. Kristin has... nothing still.
ROUND 3: Idol Chatter
You have to pick a panelist and determine whether
or not they're lying, if you are right, they pay you cash according to the
random-ometer, which ranges from $100 to... "more than that".
Ron goes with Cashmere. She has this
story: Quentin Tarantino guest-judged American Idol. Ron saw it. He
knows it's the TRUTH. SPIN THE BOARD! Ron picks up... $1277! Nice spin!
That gives him $2668!
Kristin goes with Shelley.... Kara DioGuardi
posed nude for Allure in May 2010. That's the truth. We've seen it. BUT does
Kristin know it? NO! Ron wins! BUT Kristin leaves with $500 and a Windshield
Weasel and Larry have gone absolutely crazy,
because Ron is playing for $25,000!!!
Ron will have 43 seconds to correctly identify
eight statements as either true or false. Tonight, he is playing with Mummy, who
has THE MALL OF AMERICA, and Mickey, who has THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA. Get eight
in 43 seconds, and you win the $25,000.
MALL: Visited by 40 million people a year
- TRUTH (1)
WALL: More than 8000 miles long
- TRUTH (X)
MALL: Currently houses a Hooters restaurant
- LIE (X)
WALL: Was jumped over by a skateboarder
- TRUTH (2)
MALL: Kids eat free on Toddler Tuesdays there
- LIE (X)
WALL: President Obama was welcomed there November 2009
- TRUTH (3)
MALL: A tomato was thrown at Sarah Palin there in December 2009
- TRUTH (4)
WALL: Cyndi Lauper & Boyz II Men performed there
- TRUTH (5)
MALL: Site of Wrestlemania VII
- LIE (6)
WALL: Visible with the naked eye from the Moon
- TRUTH (X)
MALL: Visible with the naked eye from the Moon
- LIE (7)
WALL: Took 11 years to complete
- TRUTH (X)
MALL: Took more than three years to complete
- TRUTH (WIN!!!)
Congratulations, Ron! You take GSN for a grand
total of ... $27,668!
Okay, guys... that's LAST CALL.
(C-Note: Celebrity voices are impersonated, no
celebrities were harmed in the filming of this episode)
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