Alternate Realities & Weird Science
It's the game that proves that sometimes, you
can't trust a puppet. It's "Late Night Liars!" Tonight's panel... the
ever-inquisitive Shelley Oceans! The ever-exhumed William A. Mummy! The
ever-plastered Cashmere Ramada! And the ever acerbic Sir Sebastian Simian! Your
announcer is a weasel named... Weasel! In the audience today, escaped convicts
and synchronized swimmers. And forming the head at host... Larry Miller!
And here are our players...
orig. New York City
partner in an internet advertising firm
The object of the game is simple... Spot the
liar. For each liar you spot, you win cash money. Most money at the end of the
game goes on to play for $10,000.
ROUND 1: Cities of the World That Should Have Their
Own Pride Parade ($513)
Shelley: Gayville, South Dakota
Mummy: Old Fairy, South Africa
Cashmere: Crooked Queer, Australia
Sebastian: Dike, Iowa
Two are lying... Which is a real city, and which
is a lie?
And the real cities.... Gayville and Dike.
After round 1, we're tied at $513.
ROUND 2: Real Reality Shows That Really Aired on
Fox... Really ($839)
Mummy: "The Littlest Groom"
Cashmere: "Who's Your Daddy"
Sebastian: "My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance"
Shelley: "Pimp My Mom"
This time, only one panelist is lying. Who is it?
You'd think that Annie would know this being a
repeat offender.... but the liar this time is... SHELLEY! Score remains the
ROUND 3: Weird Scientists
You have to pick a panelist and determine whether
or not they're lying, if you are right, they pay you cash according to the
random-ometer, which ranges from $100 to... "more than that".
Roger goes with Shelley... Stephen Hawking became
better known in 2003 when his image appeared on a US postage stamp. Roger says
TRUTH.... A person has to be dead to be on a stamp. LIE!
Annie goes with Cashmere... Denise Richards has a
degree in mathematics from Cal State Northridge. Annie's calling Cash out on a
lie... She's right to win! That means let's SPIN THE BOARD! Cashmere is worth...
$119. So she wins $632. As for Roger... In addition to the $513, all of the
losers win another $500 for showing up... AND their very own Pedi-Paws.
Annie will have 43 seconds to correctly identify
eight statements as either true or false. Tonight, Annie is playing with Mummy,
who's topic is KIRSTIE ALLEY, and Sebastian, whose topic is JUPITER. Get eight
in 43 seconds, and you win the $10,000.
KIRSTIE: Can be seen with the naked eye even in
- TRUE (1)
JUPITER: More than 10 times the diameter of earth
- TRUE (2)
KIRSTIE: Is comprised of a massive ball of gas
surrounding a dense rocky core
- FALSE (3)
JUPITER: Has been photographed by the Hubble Telescope
- FALSE (TRUE)
KIRSTIE: Has been photographed giving the finger to the paparazzi
- TRUE (4)
JUPITER: Is named after the Roman god of war
- TRUE (FALSE)
KIRSTIE: Has a red spot more than 10,000 kilometers in diameter
- FALSE (5)
JUPITER: Was a part of the name of a dinner theater that was once owned by Burt
- FALSE (TRUE)
KIRSTIE: Was married to Sean Cassidy
- TRUE (FALSE)
JUPITER: Has been visited by the Galileo Probe
- TRUE (6)
KIRSTIE: Is comprised of more than 80% water.
- FALSE (7)
JUPITER: Is the sixth planet from the... TIME!
Sorry, you didn't get the big money, but you are
getting $500 for each one right, that's $3500, added to the $632 you won today
gives you a grand total of $4132.
Okay, guys... that's LAST CALL.
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