Episode 9 - April 6
Last week Toni Purry took $100,000 from Chewbacca, a dodgeballer, a drummer, a
clown, and the most downloaded woman on the internet.Next player is
ROBERT MARRERO of LA. The surgical tech is whipping our audience into a frenzy.
Time to meet the strangers for the first game.
BRAD PITT'S HIGH SCHOOL DRAMA
COACH |
BEEKEEPER |
LIVES IN AN RV |
RODEO CLOWN |
CRIME ANALYST |
RUBIK'S CUBE RECORD HOLDER |
HAWAIIAN TROPIC MODEL |
BORN IN 1977 |
TEST-TUBE BABY |
OVER 1 MILLION MYSPACE
FRIENDS |
DEER HUNTER |
AMERICAN IDOL FINALIST |
Remember, every detail counts. Let's talk to some
of these people...
#5 Tyson was a concert master at the CalTech
orchestra. #12 has been married for 22 years. #2 Mark has a pet cat named
Hubert.
For $1000... He wants to get the easiest one out
of the way. Robert's a big fan of "American Idol". #6 looks sorta like Mikalah
Gordon from two years ago. He's gonna go with that. FABULOUS!
For $5000... Is #10 in a cowboy hat a rodeo
clown? "That is not my identity." Mistaken Identity is gone. He still has the
Experts and the Tri-Dentity. The crowd seems to think #8 is the drama coach.
He's going for it. ... Pause.... "How's THAT for drama!"
For $10,000... Robert is digging himself deeper
with #7 not being pretty enough for Hawaiian Tropic. Instead, he locks in #1...
"I'm no poser... because I AM the Hawaiian Tropic model!"
Next for $15,000... He wants #10 as the deer
hunter. He burned him once. What say you, #10? "I'm sorry. That is not my
identity." ... well who the hell are you then? "My name is Gary, and I live in
an RV."
Game over. Robert wins nothing. What was the rest
of the board?
2 - Mark is a rodeo clown.
3 - Tila Tequila, who has over 1 million MySpace friends... Don't think anyone
at the 'net is amongst them.
4 - Travis is a test tube baby.
5 - Tyson holds the record for the Rubik's Cube.
7 - Andrea is the crime analyst
9 - Meredith hunts deer
11 - Olympic gold medalist Misty May was born in 1977
12 - Mark is a beekeeper.
Next player is NIKO JELCIC from Oak Lawn, IL,
where he's a PE teacher. He deals with a lot of character. Let's meet 12
characters right now.
HARLEM GLOBETROTTER |
NYC FIREFIGHTER |
SHAMU TRAINER |
ROLLER DERBY GIRL |
HAS PROSTHETIC LEG |
FLIGHT ATTENDANT |
HUGH HEFNER'S GIRLFRIEND |
CELEBRITY BODYGUARD |
PLUS-SIZE MODEL |
SLY STALLONE'S BROTHER |
CHIPPENDALES DANCER |
NEVER BEEN KISSED |
We start by talking to three... #2 Bridget loves
horror movies. #12 Eugene once taught kindergarten. #4 Karina had tacos for
breakfast.
For $1000... He goes with Sly Stallone's brother.
He thinks #6 looks like Sly's brother... He locks it in, the lock of the
century. "Hi, I'm Frank Stallone, and my brother is Sylvester Stallone."
For $5000... Niko tries Hugh Hefner's girlfriend.
Are #2 and #7 hot enough, blond enough, and ... errm.. endowed enough? Niko
locks in #2. Bridget? "I live at the Playboy Mansion, because I am Hug Hefner's
girlfriend."
For $10,000... The Chippendales dancer... Niko
locks in #1 after a bit of thought. After ripping his shirt off "I'm James the
Chippendales dancer."
Next for $15,000... Celebrity bodyguard... either
#12, #8, or #3. Not #3. He locks in #8. "Niko... You're safe with me."
Let's bring in some friends for Niko. There's his
wife Kendra, cousin Debbie, and uncle Dan.
Next, for $25,000... #12... the hair is screaming
Harlem Globetrotter. Eugene has a basketball in hand front and center... and
some music plays while he performs some fancy handwork. He's right for $25,000.
All three helps remaining with $50,000 on the
line. Next, #4 could be a plus-size model. That's a lock-in. If she's not a
model, she should be... Karina? "No, that is not my identity." Mistaken Identity
is used. So is the Tri-Dentity for the firefighter. It's #3, #9, or #10. #3
looks like a New Yorker. Niko's gut says #3. He's going with it... "I'm proud to
say that I'm a New York City fireman."
Niko wants to buy some hair with his money.
Halfway home for $75,000. #9's right leg looks awfully skinny. We go to the
experts. Mark goes with #9, as he shifts. Stacy agrees... So does Bill.
We're going with #9, prosthetic leg. A lot of money riding on one leg. Show it
to him... "Go get some prosthetic hair." Right on!
Going for $100,000 now with five strangers left
and zero assists. The wife says to go home. Niko... is going to play on. His gut
says that #11 is the plus-size model... but he loves his wife too much. He's
going home with $75,000. But was he right? Yep.
The rest of the panel...
7 - Flight attendant
4 - Roller derby girl
5 - Never been kissed. He had half a mill...
10 - Shamu trainer.
He had it... and then he walked away from it. But
he's got a wife to come home to at least. We'll see you next week. Until then,
don't be a stranger.
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